Satirize the left

hi pol - i have been satirizing the left on leftist sites [mainly gawker et al] for years. it's fun and effective. i believe this will be phase ii of the meme war. all you need to do is take a real leftist position and turn it up to 11. add in a clearly false item or blatant lie and regular dems have to respond and put you in check. then you get on your high horse and claim they aren't true progressived.

a really good twist to throw in is a good Bernie slam and strong Hillary support, or vice versa. the left is still polarized. exploit that.

here is a thread from yesterday. i have thousands of these.

deadspin.com/1823319908

>good twist to throw in is a good Bernie slam and strong Hillary support, or vice versa. the left is still polarized.

The "left". Is Hillary part of the left? Podesta, who designed her campaign, does not seem to be a leftist. He believes in a clear hierarchy. Ya think you're hot shit don'cha?!

The problem with this strategy and others like it is that it requires ameridumbs to think somewhat critically about what they just read for as long as 30 seconds straight.

self bump

you can do this pretty easily on twitter too

Your text doesn't take it far enough. It just seems like a bland opinion piece that any leftist would write

that shit is actually pretty funneh

I think the problem is, whatever insanity you can dream up, Huffpo or NPR have probably already printed it.

We are so far into clown world your "satire" seems moderate.

>boosting the traffic numbers of left-wing websites, encouraging increased eyeball time and return views by engaging people in discussion below the line.

Way to take them down amerimutt.

>not being a pantera fan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

valid, but we have to realize that normies aren't leftists. this shit turns them off. by turning up the volume on their positions you make their actual intent clearer.

you are not for better gun control, you are for eliminating the 2nd amendment. that's their goal, why do they hide it? because normies won't go along.

humor is a good way to capture them too. the left isn't funny. they are super serious faggots.

>2nd is obsolete and 1st needs to be reworded
Meaning: I dont want you to be able to defend yourself when I send the government to arrest you for hate speech

go stop your gay muslims govt from canceling brexit, then worry about us traffic.

they are literally suddenly defending gun rights and it's pretty hilarious

Accidentally hit post. Its a pretty good post OP. I give it an 8/10 if its actually satire. You could throw in how the money used to buy guns and ammo could be used for other social welfare items like healthcare or such.

>inb4 civil meme war

Doesn't matter, her followers are leftists. Don't forget, politicians are just figureheads for the people they represent. Hillary for example would do whatever liberal leftist crazy shit her voters would want from her, as long as it doesn't interfere with her goal.

You take her down, another psychopath takes her place.
You taint the ideology for people, and there's no coming back for a long time. Just look how long it took for the right wing to become more popular again, 70 years. Same could be done with leftists and communists. The idea won't die, but people will feel shame just thinking about supporting it.

well duh, if it weren't for lefties, newfags and retards on this board this psyop would be already running
or maybe it is and all shitposters are not aware that all other lefties are also shitposters
maybe extreme left is only extreme right LARPing
but making your enemy purity spiral and infight is nothing new
expose their most extreme ideas, make them fight among themselves
I've seen it somewhere but your not white enough for me to tell you where

You’re close to perfecting it. The statements are slightly vanilla which honestly sound like some shit you’d read on resetera as being completely thought out and “””intellectual”””. I know it’s not supposed to have a tell, but these base level opinions are genuinely held by a majority of retards.

>fire more than one round per minute
I admit I laughed out loud.

What if you're a left-winger LARPing as a right-winger LARPing as a left-winger

>satire
>effective against leftards
You realise you are talking about either zombies, or liars? Zombies do not understand, liars just ignore it. The most you can accomplish is to feel good for winning an argument. But tomorrow it will not matter at all, they will behave as if you had never talked to them.

You misspelled Sterilize.

No, the biggest problem is Democrats will always take the farthest left position available. If you legitimize absurdities, they will make them mainstream.

I've been considering a project ever since a recent encounter with a classmate who literally started frothing at the mouth after he brought up 'the wsg said mueller has all this evidence! donald drumpf is done!'

i would like to exacerbate this outrage phenomenon with an extremely liberal version of The Drudge Report with cherry picked stories from salon, huffpo, buzzfeed, etc chosen to induce anger and despair, while still coming off as a 'pro-liberal' site.

basically, finish andrew breitbart's work of forcing liberals to reveal their extremist beliefs by presenting them on platforms to make them seem mainstream and 'safe' enough to say IRL when in reality everyone will think they are batshit crazy.

Not really. Im a lefty and would have dismissed this person as a troll or an idiot. Only govt. employees should have guns? All handguns are semi auto?

>everyone will think they are batshit crazy.
There is no crazy now.

This is gay.

the left is doing this with racism, nazism, and extreme white nationalism. each of those are enormous political losers. the left is stoking that fire.

we should be doing the same to them. difference is they have to go after our fringe while the really red meat for us is their core position on pretty much every issue.

look at this high school homo - trust him on reworking the constitution.

have a dick? might be a woman.

free speech? barbaric relic.

normies dont realize the absurdity of the left bc they are drowning in its promotion and normalization. satire cracks that facade.

also, shame them using their own political correctness pathology at every turn.

>Sup Forums is run by jewfags
>jewfags make money off meme wars
>kikes aren't dying

The problem is I don't read that as satire but just the mainstream of progressive opinion.

Progressives already believe the 1st amendment should be gutted and hate speech laws erected, they already believe the contradiction that only cops should have guns but at the same time cops are racists that hate black people, they already believe that women should have different standards applied to them as men.

There's absolutely no position you can EVER take that can satirize the left because whatever they advocate for is whatever they think will destroy western culture and piss off daddy the most.

It's why you see different aspects of the cult gain ascendency of the oppression hierarchy at different times, they gauge what will do the most harm; pushing illegal immigration, or Islam, or feminism, or environmentalism, or gun control, or racial politics.

This is excellent work. Accessible nose and notes of Sam Hyde. Very mineral finish.

10/10

the target audience is normies - they don't realize how insidious and anti-liberty the real (((hidden))) goals of the left are.

secondary objective is to cause infighting which is really easy of you can tease out the differences btw bernie bros and hillary retards.

create a fucking david hogg fan club twitter account or something.

>school shooting
>"really exciting time"

I like this and I like you
Just wish Sup Forums wasn't ruined so we could actually gang up

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