You have to choose one of the three to live in a small dorm room for the next 5 years...

You have to choose one of the three to live in a small dorm room for the next 5 years. You know what will happen if you even annoy them. Which one will you walk on eggshells with and pray for your life each waking moment

pfft they ain't shit, they're stuck with ME.

Aizen, is this even a question? He's a true bro, just don't be a complete dick to him and don't they in his way

If you pick Alucard, does Seras occasionally barge into the room to bring him on missions?

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i have to go with Alucard because I have a Dracula fetish.

Alucard, as long as you don't piss him off you should be fine. Might even make you a vampire if he's bored

No, but Sir Integra does

Alucard. Don't have to worry about waking him up, he's a creature of the night.

Aizen. Just stay out of his way, and you'll be fine. Might even fuck you if he deems you worthy.

Alucard seems pretty chill desu, plus I can still be turned into a vampire

This much like god, Aizen has a plan for all of us.

Alucard isn't the type that will rip a normal human to pieces just because he annoyed him desu, you aren't a monster and you aren't trying to fuck with him or Hellsing missions, so I would go with him. The worse you can get is contempt.

>Might make you a vampire
But you have to be a vir--- oh.

one lifetime chance to drink tea with Aizen-sama .w.

Aizen and Vicious would just kill you right off the bat and take over the room for themselves. Alucard wouldn't do anything to you unless Integra orders him to. I'll go with Alucard.

Would any of them stand to be in a small cramped dormroom with anyone. Youre screwed after the first day

Aizen would use me for something. Vicious would do the same or kill me immediately, probably the latter. Rather be with Aizen though, Vicious is just carnage.


Alucard might turn me into a vampire, but he has a slave mentality. So long as I don't fuck with his masters I'll feel cozy.

Alucard can turn into a girl.

Probably Aizen, he might be cool as long as i stay out of his business, Vicious or Alucard are both a little unhinged and might kill me for no reason at all, also Vicious would bring his annoying pet bird.

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