Danbeeru nan kiro

In this chapter: Tachibana-sensei arouses amusement park mascots

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Meanwhile, Machio causes major flooding in Akemi's panties

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>ywn flood gains hime's panties by flexing

Perhaps you all wanted a dump of the recently scanlated Chapters 26-28?

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eh? The name puns? The title pun? We have fun.

smiles that couldn't be protected

Chapter 27 - Stair Climbing
I dunno why he doesn't include the titles. I mean, there are no official titles, but they're consistent and he did before.

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i wanna unf one

I'd fuck those two sensei when they are wearing those uniforms tho
Or even without them I'd do it too

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Anyone?

youtube.com/watch?v=Zc7QiNh2Xe8&t=277s

Shit, I thought I deleted that. Wrong page, my fault.

youtube.com/watch?v=Zc7QiNh2Xe8&t=277s

AND the time code is off, wow I suck. Sorry, Adon.

youtube.com/watch?v=Zc7QiNh2Xe8&t=237s

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Hibiki is just cute trying to save Machio from embarrassing himself. This page always gets me.

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Chapter 28 - Street Workout

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Oh hello, professor.

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So, here's the question: is Danberu running before or concurrent with the Kengan timeline??

Is Toshio a spirit here, visiting the muscle shrine, or???

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someone please tell me he does porn

What's that?? "Don't stop, continue to post the raws with the eng scripts from our wonderful translator?" Okay, i guess, twist my arm why don't you!

Chapter 29 - Hidden Talent Competition

[Muji TV]

[Banner]New Year Amateurs!!! Hidden Talent competition!!!
[A live broadcast of the New Spring Hidden Amateur talent competition]

........this is bad...

They were prepared...
They're just more plain that I could've ever imagined...
[Director: Deire Kutarou]
A hidden talent amateur competition on the New Years program is just too petty.

Nihon TV got a bunch of popular gravure idols and are holding a swimsuit competition. MHK is having a New Year periodic drama with famous actors.
[Nihon TV]
[MHK]
At this rate, we're gonna lose our ratings war...!

Shit! Do we have something!? Anything to turn the tides!!!

Thank you very much!
So now, we move on to entry number 69!

Maybe? It's not Sandrovich, the author. The artist is another guy. Two different artists for both his manga.

The local idols from Kubikukuri city (self-proclaimed)
Zina Void
Uehara Ayaka
Soryuuin Akemi
Sakura Hibiki
Hirata-san
The girls from Kouyou Girl's Academy!

>you will never marry sensei

Why even live?

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Oh, th-thooose guys!!!! From the idol audition!!!!

What made you guys apply to this program?
Yeah, I've never been in a hidden talent competition before...
Why're you in uniform, sensei?
It's camouflage to make people think I'm a student.

Frankly, we just want the money.
[Winner's Cheque
1,000,000
Paid to the Winner]
Date XX/XX/XXXX
ED NOTE: Don't worry about the date kanji or changing the Yen value
[Winner's Prize]
Come on, please make some effort to be discreet!!!!

...no wait!
This might be my chance!

Those 5 had astounding impact.
Yeah! This is my chance for a big turn-around!

If they get flashy like they did during the last audition, I can beat my competition!
[Ratings]
Yeeah! Now go at it with all your might!!!

Okay, so what hidden talent will you be showing to us today?
Yeah, we'll all be attempting to break the "invisible chair" record!!
How plaaaiin!!!!

[More flashy!]

Oh, sure...

Uhhh... we'd like to ask for another talent, if you have another one...
So the chair's a "no?"
We wanted to beat the Guinness record of 11 hours 5 minutes.
How long were you planning on doing that!!!
What a broadcasting disaster!!!!

They can't just ask us for other talents...
It's hard to pick one right away

...okay! I didn't practice much, but I'll give it a shot.
Sensei, you and I are going first.

We're gonna do the "wrestler bridge" first!

Hey! I can't do anything special, okay?
Just do it like we usually do.

Ohh man...I barely escaped a broadcasting nightmare...

...hm? Hang on
What's a "wrestler bridge?" [TL: Emphasize "wrestler bridge"]

Muh dick
Fucking japanese fags, I'd marry her right away

Allow me to answer your question...
Huh? Y-you're...?

The most frightening aspect of wrestling is neck injury.

To prevent it, wrestlers often need to train their necks.
T-train?

Yes. The wrestler bridge
An exercise to train your neck!!

Hm? What the? Why's she just lying down on the floor?

W-wow!!! She's making a bridge without using her hands!!!!

That's the wrestler bridge.
She has model form over there.

Wrestler Bridge
[Going counter clockwise from top]
Nice arch -->
Awareness of the neck and trapezius
Not bending her neck too far -->

Once you get used to it, try turning your neck left to right.

It's also effective to move your body up and down to shift weight on your neck.
-->Repeatedly bring the bridge up and down.

You're moving your neck and trapezius, so it can also ease neck and shoulder cramps.
When you do the wrestler bridge, make sure you're safe, and try not to push yourself.
>He explained it perfectly, even adding a good warning...!
>In any case, this guy... have I met him before...?

Hm?
What's this?

What're they gonna do, now?

Eep!? She's not collapsing despite someone being on her belly!!?
That's some strong balance!!!!

>Nice bridge there, Tachibana-sensei.

>You showed me some excellent training early in the year.
Huh? Where did he go?
[Sorry for being adamant, but we should really give you a careful warning about neck training.
Don't ever push yourself!]

...amazing...
Yeah, I get it... I get that this wrestling bridge is amazing.
...but,

This looks really plain...
This won't get any numbers*...
*TV ratings

[Then later...]

Is this "/fit/ the manga"?

Nice job there, chan-dyyy~~~~ [TL:Emphasize 'chandy']
We got the second most viewers in a really competitive slot~~? [TL: Emphasize 'really']

We got an extremely firm viewership from the F1 class.
Producer -->
>What exactly is the F1* viewership again...?
*20-34-year-old women

The president is really happy about this, too~
That means we should call those girls over again~

They're great, those personalities are sleeper hits~ [TL: Emphasize 'sleeper hits'. I improvised since???? is too modern slang for me]
We gotta grab them before they become big.

...should I be happy about this?
[By the way, the moment that grabbed the most viewers was a nip-slip during the gravure idol swimsuit competition.]


Personal note: I dunno if that aside was truly just a "by the way" or if it was implying the girls were grabbing attention or the fact they were doing bridges in their skirts was really grabbing attention.

Act

Next time, we should have an act with more impact.
Like?

How about we fight a bear?
Yeah! Sounds awesome!

The problem is getting a bear.
We can't ask a zoo.
Worse comes to worse, I got a replacemnt.

That dummy-duo can't do anything.
Replacement -->

P much. The stars are an over-eater gyaru and a macho ojou who go to the gym all the time.

Chapter 30 - Side Bends

[The third semester has begun, the first weekend.]

Tachibana-sensei, what do you wanna eat later?
[Aina Rumika (30-years-old, single)]
Since our plans align, now with the new semester, why don't we celebrate?
[Kure Yakusha (34-years-old, married)]

Oh, sorry, I have something to do later...
[Tachibana Satomi (29-years-old, single)]

I'll follow you guys after, so just start without me! Okay, later then!

Something, huh... what the heck is she doing?

Is it possible that she got a boyfriend?
No way in hell.
That was a rather emphatic.

Hm?

Did Tachibana-sensei drop something?

...Silverman Gym?
[Card] Entered ========
Member #===
Name: Tachibana Satomi
Silverman Gym
[Icon] Silverman Gym
[ED NOTE: Only her name and the gym's name are relevant]

Delinquents = Gyarus in a historical perspective, really. At least as far as girl cliques go.

What're you two doin'?
Well, we came to give your card back.
And we just decided to check out the free trial.
They even lent us some spare clothes...

But this is a surprise...

You're actually attending a gym.
Ha, haha... well, I had some goals in mind.

My students are coming here too, huh.
Are gym workouts some kinda boom among high school girls these days?
[Sakura Hibiki]
[Soryuuin Akemi]
[Zina Void]
[Uehara Ayaka]
They're just unique.

But, this is a nice chance, too.
I've been lacking exercise, lately.
I'm worried about losing shape.

Sensei, but you have a nice figure.
Despite being the oldest among us.
Ufufu...

...I don't think you meant anything bad with that, so I'll pretend I didn't hear it... [ED NOTE: small text, she's quiet. Not whispering, but quiet, hence cramming small text into the dialogue]
Oh god your face!!!!!! At least shout when you get mad!!!!

[Machio Naruzou]
Hello, I'm Machio and I'll be leading your training today!

Whoa! Yeah, hot guy!
Ohh I get it; your goal was the hot trainer, huh?
Oh, you perverted woman.
Kure-sensei, when did you get that sharp tongue!!!?
>But yeah, he was the initial reason I joined

What part of your body are you worried about, exactly?
Hmmm... let's see...

The parts I'm particularly worried about...

Are my sides.
I didn't put on any weight in this area when I was younger.
Hibiki's young, but she's packin' a lot at her sides.
Shut up.
Don't interrupt, you two.

When I realized, I tried sit-ups, but it's not working.

That's right!
You came to a good realization.

There are different ways to train the muscles around your abdomen, depending on the area!!!
Huuuh!? So doing only sit-ups is wrong?
Please, if you're seeing this for the first time, comment about his clothes.
>Nobody's been saying anything recently

Abdominal Muscles
The abs are divided into four major parts.

[Bolded] The rectus abdomiinis in front
The transversus abdominis is deeper, behind.

Then there's the [Bolded]diagonal oblique muscles (external obliques, and internal obliques)
In order to stiffen your sides, you need to train these oblique muscles.

We will introduce you to a number of exercises that train your abdominals.
-Touch your elbows to your opposite knee-
There are some you can do without using equipment, like sit-ups which involve twisting your upper body.

Side Bends

If you are using equipment, we recommend the side bend. [Emphasize side bend]
[Clockwise from top right]
Basic posture
Legs are shoulder width -->
Effects will show here -->
Straighten your back -->

Bend your upper body towards the dumbbell, then return to your original position.
Try to go through this motion 15-20 times while focusing on your obliques contracting.

Reflexive jerking or cheating postures will eliminate the exercise's effectiveness.

Let's aim to train not just your rectus abdominis, but also your obliques, so your entire belly is beautiful.

>Delinquents = Gyarus in a historical perspective, really. At least as far as girl cliques go.
Delinquents > Gyarus

W-whoa...! This is a lot tougher than it looks...!
You don't have to push yourself at the start.
Once you adjust, you can increase the intensity.

When you bend your body towards the dumbbell, it's less intense.
Low intensity

If you bend towards the opposite side, it'll get even more intense. Future advice.
High intensity

Do we have to use dumbbells as weights when we do these?
Not at all!

You can simply do side bends at home using things like shopping bags, for example. [TL: Emphasize 'shopping bags']
Shopping bag
I see!

Hey! Nice work there.
You guys were doing side bends, too?

Oh, yeah.
I wanted to ask Machio-san somethin'.

How heavy should the dumbbell be when you're doin' side bends?
Hmmm, depends on the situation.

If you want to forge a waist, maybe use a weight which you can only repeat 15-20 times? [TL: Emphasize 'weight which... repeat 15-20 times']
Huh? Oh yeah, where's Kure-sensei?

Oh, this works! This feels great!
She's easily lifting the heaviest weight!!!!!
>And it's the harder difficulty version!!!

I thought you had an amazing muscle balance when we first met.
You have the physical condition of an athlete.
>What a fearsome senior...

That's amazing, what kind of sport do you do?

Yeah, I really shouldn't probe into this girl here.

Yeah, good work in there.
See you next week.

It seems like those two live nearby, so they entered Silverman's Gym.
They actually live pretty far.
Seems like they plan on showing up here every so often.

What's up, Zina? You were quiet today.

Yeah, I was just thinking.
Maybe this could work.

I'm gonna get those two to join up, and we'll win the next idol audition!
You decided already!!!?
[Two more semi-regulars joined.]

Same Breed
But man, gyarus have really died off.

I was kinda like that before, too.
Huuh!

Which means...
Basically...

We're gonna end up "old" like sensei, there.
You brats are dead.

Then end.
Now you are all caught up, and those last two chapters will be posted sometime soon. Next urasunday chapter is in 11 days.

>single
I don't believe it.

Machio is so huge what on earth

Ah thanks a lot Rakuen Translations. Loved the chapters. Please keep it up.

>I don't believe it.
japan birth decline and man being beta trash is not a meme. if you are average looking and can speak nip, you can neet yourself a GF easily over there

Why are the Japanese so fucking obsessed with school uniforms?

Why doesn't Akemi make a move on Machio? Isn't he her perfect man?

Is this a Helck´s reference?

>We're gonna end up "old" like sensei, there.
Is the comma after sensei really needed there? It's strangely placed.