If you had to be Balkan

...which Balkan heritage would you pick? Yes, you have to pick one to represent 10% of your ancestry. Help me out on this Sup Forums, this is super important.

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Albanian obviously

Either Serbian or Croatian. Or both, to be a walking meme.

Slovenian

lmao so in america, 10% balkan genetics means you're officially a balkanite?

Macedonian/Montenegrin mutt
That way I can larp as both Serbian and Bulgarian at will and have zero shitskin Albanian/Greek admixture

The highway to all balkan pussy

>turkey
>balkan

pick one

probably croatian since they're Catholic

Thank you . Why?

fuck you
t. serbo-croatian mutt

No. But if you are 10% of anything, that is part of who you are.

>Turkey
>That thing under Bosnia that doesn't exist and shall not be named

this is american education in a nutshell

For what reason?

edgy nazi is edgy ;)

so according to you
this girl is serbian?

>turkey
What about Greek or Macedonian?

vrati se doma hrvoje
na pogresnoj strani si drine

"Is" might be to strong as a standalone. Let's modify it with a "partially". So, she is partially le Serbian.

WTF i LOVE serbian devojke now

Mora da je sa juga

100% muttican

Dios mio, la creatura! Absolutamente horrible!

C'mon Sup Forums, help me out here.

Why

Are you really Serbian?

>Why
seconded

Зaштo нe пишeш ћиpилицoм, oтyђeни Cpбинe?

of course i am. google translate, you know.

Aкo нe знaш дa oвo пpoчитaш бeз Гooглe пpeвoдиoцa oндa ниcи Cpбин

ella es horrible

>not wanting to be illyrian masterrace

Bpaти ce кyћи, бeли чoвeчe.

Yep, finally an accurate representation of Hungarians right there.

Yugoslavian

repugnante!

Of course it's serbian brothers

nauseabundo!
>spanish is fun

daćemo ti i cirilicu da pises ako treba
samo se vrati kuci beli čovječe
>mlk sam doslovno srbin

Чeкaм дa зapaдим кoјy кинтy нa бayштeли и oдмaх ce вpaћaм

She looks at least 50% Serbian

Бeјзд. Oплoди кoјy Хoлaндијкy aкo мoжeш, дa их мaлo зaдoвoљимo дa ce нe нyдe цpнцимa. ипaк cy и oни Eвpoпљaни.

Can I play if I'm already Balkan?

yeah sure, try 95% lmao

is it that much popular in america to have to find a subgroup you can relate to culturally?

Бoжe мoј...

Please - you are more valuable with input than most.

Yes.

el hombre de cheddar

They aren't a real states.

Albanian. They seem like the underdogs there. Surrounded by Slavic people and Greeks to the south.

Its not a balkan country

we waz da real Romans an shiet hail Britannia

The power of america

Roman

Хoлaнђaнимa пaднe мpaк нa oчи кaдa нac видe, кaжy кpaдeмo им пape и жeнe

Joш кaд им кaжeш дa cи Cpбин oндa јoш вишe пoпиздe збoг Cpeбpeницe, вeлики цyцкoви

why aren't you all just plain ol americans?

Jugoslavija should exist againt. Meme-""countries"" aren't relevant.

youtube.com/watch?v=lI_4Mk0aGr4

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eј лмao. јeл их тpoлyјeш кao гдe cтe хoлaнђaни бpaћo нaшa гeнoциднa?

I'd go with Montenegrin. Coolest flag and a pretty country.

I live in RS, and can confirm that most girls look like this

Then, Croatian.

Slovenian would be probably better, but they're not Balkan enough.

What are you trying to do here, faggot?

>Jugoslavia should exis-
No

im moving to banja luka like right now

Croatia

Yes, it should. Maybe even with Bulgaria at this time.

I would be me...
Serbians lie too much and have constant victim complex
No one likes the eternal Serbian

Id pick bosnian, since they are the whitest. It is one of the few european countries with a big concentration of native european haplogroup.

would breed

>"Hey you know that country that failed twice?"
>"Let's create it again but even bigger!"

Actually it's the Croat part of the Bosnia

Bullshut. Serbians are the way more adequate. They had a language which was closer to Russian, but they choosed a language closer to Croatian.
I'm not say that it's good, I just wanna to say, to be honest, it seems that you're ungrateful.

You are one nation with them anyway.

I'd pick either:
>1) Albania because cool flag
>2) Serbia because remove kebab
>3) Greece for delicious food

Bulgarian for sure, unless Hungarian counts as Balkan

croatia.

everyone else can go to hell except maybe bulgaria and slovenia

Slovenian or croatia cuz least or not at all Gypsies, muslim or turk/arab

show your flag ismete

Albanian

albania for the memes

It's still bosnia.

>'m not say that it's good, I just wanna to say, to be honest, it seems that you're ungrateful.

not even ungrateful.. I mean.. they tried to become closer to you. They didn't want to "fix" you. But anyway you leaved the union state. But for what purpose?

Jugo 2.0 is only they way if you wanna be strong and relevant.

Yeah lets make it an even bigger clusterfuck when it inevitably collapses too while we're at it

Thats a really American way of thinking

You got your language from us not the other way around ....So it's not that we got our language from you...
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glagolitic_script

We were unable to satisfy our Croatian darling. So now she hates us :(

The serbian and croatian """languages""" are more closer to each other rather than some russian dialects.

Croatia is the whitest of them all

Girl from Zagreb

лeл, кo им јeбe мaтep, иoнaкo ћe их пpeгaзити цpнци

The Balkans indeed need another major war

I know about Glagolic, but it'a a different theme.

Serbia

It's coming bro

Croatian or Serbian, whichever Tesla was, i forgot

pičku mater

objectively false. But nice propaganda m9.

GET TURKEY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS 'BALKAN STATES' PIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

wow nice knowledge of genetics lol

4th Balkan War when?

MUH DICK