ITT: Anime quotes that you can relate to

ITT: Anime quotes that you can relate to

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thats just a ripoff of this, no?

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Nigger

I'll be called edgy forthis but...

I forgot the space between "for" and "this".
>fuck me

This never becomes less true the longer you live. Ultimately you can only rely on yourself and while having friends is nice, their strengths do not translate into your own, however their burdens do.

So true. It's too bad Araragi ended up becoming a normalfag.

Unless that is counting the urethra, I don't know what the fourth one is supposed to be.

Yes, the urethra counts - people have done urethral sex, and it's medically documented. Everybody can do sounding, but not just everybody can do urethral sex.

Back of the knee maybe.

>Raise your voice
>"Stop it! Judging people is bad"
>Keeps your thoughts to yourself and try to be more tolerant
>"You're just pretending! You aren't honest because you aren't judging people"
Made up your fucking mind what the fuck do you want from me?

how many legs does a human have again?

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>moe show about eromanga
>sub use big brother instead of onii-chan

>infinite

No, there is a finite number of states the entire fucking universe can be in (including the box).
The number of states may be ridiculously huge, but it's finite.

There is an infinite number of real numbers between 0 and 1, though.

>Schrodinger's Vintage Wine
>Schrodinger's Pornographic Vending Machine
>Schrodinger's Refrigerator
I'd like to have all these, they sound like fun.

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Not just me, right? The series tries to tell us that Araragi is still abnormal and that's why he's surrounded by oddities but he goes out, gets a normal job as a cop, has a partner, a nice house he lives in with his sister.

The epitome of normalfag.

What is this edgy shit and why does it get posted everywhere?

An immortal monkey with a typewriter will do the same job in the end.

>Schrodinger's Refrigerator
"Hmm, is it spoiled, or is it still fresh? Welp, only one way to find out!"

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Why is Y so perfect?

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remember not to breed folks

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>edgy

What is your definition of edgy if a person wants to be better than the people above him?

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