Why did soyim have to ruin beards?

Why did soyim have to ruin beards?

Why can't you just be happy for him?

You couldn't grow a beard if you tried you underaged faggot.

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Why do soyim lack upper body strength?

omg new Metroid!

they usually have pretty shitty beards though
this is a beard

Ah, the great story of the Soyim, the gaping skinny adult gamer with beard and no children.

only soyboys with weak jawlines and islamists have beards

Its ok. The soyim are easily identifiable beard or not. So if you’re normal with a beard people can tell.

Piss of Roman. We greek now.

Soy faggots ruin everything. I couldn't grow a beard back when having a beard was the edgy thing to do, now that I can grow a beard it's the ''normal'' low test numale thing to do. You can't grow a beard without people thinking you're about transition to female and that you quit your job to start streaming Nintendo games.
Now the only edgy facial hair is a Hitler mustache, they'll probably adopt and ruin that as well.

This is my soy boy face

>:0

post your :0

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:{O

le soy man face

He has
>Soybeard
>Chesthair
>Receding hairline
>Glasses

>:OE>

>dont having a stranch to open a plastic bottle
i mean, how?

you forget beard
:{O>

Where's this guy's male pride? Could you even imagine asking someone else to open a bottle for you?

oh that's better thanx

:{O>

Beards are only ruined if you have dress like a soyboy and have soyboy hobbies. As long as you are masculine then you will look perfectly normal with a beard.

On another note...

Why the fuck do you care how other men look? That's fucking gay. If I got to smash 10/10 pussy every night because I put eye makeup on, I couldn't care less about what any guy thought of how I looked.

What male pride? These goobers are usually ashamed to be male.

How do they get a beard? I'm 30 and I got none at all.

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They actually don't have chest hair. It's a defining characteristic.

>eye make up

soy boys these days, god damn.

lmao asian / native detected

Why do you care? If you want a beard grow a beard. If you're basing your life choices on what soy boys are doing you're more beta than them.

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You know nothing about this guy , yet call him a soyim. I feel sorry for you.
Nintendo Switch is awesome.

Any sane person's life is influenced by society by large. Go to bed, Sargon.
If people start wearing red shirts to show solidarity to communism, you are not going to go outside with your red shirt, because you do not want to look like a faggot.

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Beards are for fuckin losers anyway. My question is and always has been ... what are you trying to hide/make up for a lack of?

>mfw haven't shaved in 5 days

jesus christ

Beards are pretty comfy, I like growing it out sometimes especially in the winter. I'm not into the whole grooming part of them though with beard oils and stuff, to me beards about being lazy and if I put effort in I'd rather put the effort into clean shaving.

The beard looks good. No patches, seems clean. What's the problem OP, do you like your men shaved or something?

enjoy your cold face !

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They didnt. Beards will always be in style.

I have a fairly weak jaw and have some pimples so I use my bear to hide those as well. I don't drink soy but Im kinda tempted to shave it off now that it's pretty much associated with the soyboy nu-malism.

leave him a lone

hes just excited to play his new vidya games

i was this excited when mgs5 came out

I have a receding hairline

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if you have really low body fat even a weak jaw looks way better

I can only grow a thick goatee.

Doesn't really geow up my face but i can get a nice chin length goin

I go to the gym as well, yes
But I'm half asian as well so don't know how better it is with or without the beard

beards are more in style now than they've been in decades
they're a good look as long as you're not a soyboy or atheist

You can still grow a beard, but unless you are literally at war or living a hermit life somewhere in the wilderness everyone will know you're a chinlet trying to cope.

>make up for lack of
This is most cases, and it's a lack of assertiveness, traditional manliness, and they want respect. The best they can do is virtue signal manliness...not actually be men.

It's like guys with beards that wear flannel and have never worked a manual labor job in their lives, or been outdoorsmen.

It's a "look" nothing more.

There is nothing wrong with owning and enjoying a nintendo switch as an adult male.

t.soy

*Disclaimer*

literally at war with zog doesn't count. Clean shaven with hunter-gatherer tier physiognomy is the true redpill.

No upper lip and beard shadow immediately after shaving.

>letting gays and soyim dictate what's fashionable
You're doing it wrong. Beards are still normal manly stuff in the South.

I'ts not the ice age anymore!
I can never let it grow because it gets caught on my shirt collaras and I get wound up by it

I think women prefer clean shaven in all honesty

Friendly reminder, playstation is the soy boy SJW machine, but sony is a megacorp that controls the narrative.

Is that what I think it is?

After a certain age most women DO prefer clean shaven.

Before a certain age, girls DO prefer beards.

It's actually a good tactic to bang young roasties, but a lot of the beard-centric roasties are shitshows just waiting to happen. It's not daddy issues, it's looking for trouble issues, they want a guy that might snap and beat them after they run their mouth. The girls with daddy issues really like clean shaven guys who are mature.

Those eyes are so empty. They aren't happy.

Ironically, the first three are signs of high testosterone
Did Sup Forums lied to us?

>I can't enjoy something because cringy people enjoy it
Why are you still here then?

The same way you ruined fedoras.

>mfw i had a bald spot so I shaved my head, didnt like the mr clean so I grew a neat beard
thank goodness I have a stern face

>disclaimer war on zog doesn't count
Damn

>Glasses
Specifically with plastic rims.

Just search his /user/ on reddit. Shit's hilarious and scary at the same time.

No its not. GPD WIN is the true redpill

That blond kid on the top right is the only one who does not look out of place or cringy.
The rest of man children and need to be shot.

there's literally nothing more cucked than not liking something because other people may or may not like it (except, of course, letting another man fuck your wife)

This isn't an hobby, it's like a "cuck" badge.

Seriously why dont balding fags just shave their head? They look ridiculous and women find it troubling. I have seen men with all their hair gone in the back and some just left in the front... Looks fucking ratchet

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>beards
That pathetic scruff of glued on pussy hair ain't a beard

why?

>using a bottle opener on a plastic bottle

I think women prefer clean shaven in all honesty

saw some study, statistically women prefer stubble, a little 5 o'clock shadow. Following it up close behind is clean-shaven and then a smaller subset of women choose men with full beards.

I fucking hate ducks

maybe they glue the caps on to stop people from drinking it but you can't stop those damn soymbies

Clean shaven is best. Why the Fuck do I wanna get food in there? Women also hate kisssin it

That's a parody, isn't it? It's depressing to think it is real.

Shave bald NOW unless you wanna be a cuck looking sad man

Poor Jakers.

Turns out he's a devout Christian and pastor who runs his own design firm. The Switch was apparently a gift from his wife to him so he'd have something to do while he took his turn watching their newborn.

But thanks to that expression, he's now the face of soy...

Stop being a bearded greaseball

>Perfect vision
>Strong Jawline
>Broad shoulders
>6'3
>incapable of growing a beard

What did God mean by this?

beards are only soyboy because soyboys grow beards. a chad's beard is a chad beard. the beard in and of itself is totally value-neutral

That you should kill yourself

denial

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I love that duck.

should I stop eating dumplings with soy sauce? fuck man my city has a shitload of Japanese immigrants, you can find soy sauce in everything.

They're called face pubes, not beards. And they've never been appropriate for professional men. They're for dirty sand niggers

I've literally never seen a Chad with anything beyond very tightly cropped facial hair, usually a 5 o'clock shadow at best if they go that route.

Chad's tend to have Ivy League looks, like preppy frat boys.

They don't look like fucking lumberjacks.

They didn't. Grow a beard and don't be a faggot. It's that simple.

>tfw try to take a picture of myself acting like a soyboy
>still don’t look like one

Feels good. Just be decently in shape and take clippers with a #1 or #2 guard and cut hair and beard uniformly once a week.

>soyim

ouch

IT'LL COME BACK... JUST LIKE MY DAD... TRUST ME PLEASE JUST COME BACK I NEED IT NOOOOOO

T b h hairlessness seems like an evolutionary disadvantage in the even that society collapses, especially if you're European diaspora in high UV areas of the world, like South America, Africa, Australia or the southern US