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I imagine myself in Liverpool, working in my pie and burger van. Our mission to sell as many pies as we can to the N*rthern pig men. We serve up Pukka Pies by the dozens but they keep coming. I throw pie after pie into the gaping toothless maws of the N*rtherners but I soon run out and start cooking up burgers. I feed as many as I can but since the N*rtherners are so disgustingly obese they keep screaming for more.
Then I am punched by one in the back of the head, they're climbing into my catering van. I fight back but there are too many, they begin to overwhelm me with the sheer weight of their bodies like the bloated pig men that they are.
I am punched again. Berry faced, slap headed cunts scream into my face "FOOKIN' FEED ME" but they know there is no food left... they get angrier and angrier till they all begin stomping my head into the floor of my van before starting to fight with eachother.
As the light fades out of my eyes and they begin drinking the condiments and salt I had left out for them. I see Dave Gahan (DEPECHE MODE) looking down and smiling at me. Then I wake up in sunny Kent, my homeland. My Southern brethren greet me as an old friend and hand me a pint of Spitfire ale.. the warm breeze blows trees that filter dappled sunlight onto lush parkland. I'm finally home.. I finally made it into heaven.

What would be the opposite to having beady eyes?

Start buying guns.

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Has anyone ever encountered a person posting under an anime avatar who wasn't a total creep?

>Beast from the East: Russia hacks the weather
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>BoJo: Irish border is like congestion charge
ibtimes.co.uk/boris-johnson-believes-irish-border-solution-will-like-londons-congestion-charge-1664098
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>Farron: Corbyn's customs union call is 'crazy policy but clever politics'
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>Hill: Tory rebels prepared to vote yes to customs union
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>Sturgeon: 'Very likely' that Holyrood will withold consent on Brexit Bill
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>Who profits in this 'War on Plastics'?
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>Gove making corrupt manouvers in farm subsidies
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>SJWs burn Owen Jones' books over Labour trans row
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>Stormzy need not be grateful to Britain, tell the Daily Mail, Shut up!
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So you don't live in Gillingham then?

>that first sip of the day..

So in an unusual fit of sanity the Guardian accused Corbyn of making the exact same pie-in-the-sky cake-and-eat-it Brexit prescriptions as Boris and Gove, just with enough lefty bullshit mixed in there to make ot sound different, and also the secret panacea ingredient that he's not going to be in power any time soon so what he thinks is irrelevant.
So, question: do the Guardian readers still hate Corbyn because they're fundamentally Blairite, or do they just dislike any talk that makes Brexit not sound like a disaster because they're fundamentally Remoaners?

do it again desu

>>BoJo: Irish border is like congestion charge
>ibtimes.co.uk/boris-johnson-believes-irish-border-solution-will-like-londons-congestion-charge-1664098

This is his "as British as Finchley" moment.

Reminder that Nigel Farage is a person of interest to the FBI.

>he fell for a marketing ploy.

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WEW LAD JUS LOOK AT THEM QUADS

PROPER EFFORT LIKE

He'san interesting character, it's only natural

Quite comfy baka desu.

Does anyone have that interview he did with a German newspaper where he got hilariously triggered when asked about his links to the Kremlin?

>he is not heavily addicted to monster ultra

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funny, isn't it ....

Brit/pol/ mentioned on Albion Radio. Did they mean 4 chins or 8 chins though?

>fundamentally Blairite
no they just realise populism is bullshit i think
it say more about the writers than the readers

Did you enjoy the Siberian air today comrades?

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properly defining it and i will happily

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4pol i think becuse steerkike

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-43214399
Apologise.

Yes.

not sure what it is about game of thrones but every female character is aging fucking terribly.

shes only 31 and looks like a makeup clad 45 year old

so is Jahans still around?

or has he killed himself?

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I bet she was just walking along looking at her phone.

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Eternal.

Never heard of him before desu.

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Start drinking Aryan BLOOD.

lol northern but a few lines tickled me i won't lie to you

The eternal (((anglo)'s lust for pure aryan blood is never truly satisfied.

fuck me that image is unnerving

what did they say about us

what about steerkike?

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Some shite about 2014 and some cunt called Jahans. Might be 8 chins though. Before my time aswell.

oof

Stop liberalising the economy.

youtube.com/watch?v=pcOJu0g8dbw

Jahans was funny

They talked about Deanos and foreign football players last week so I'm pretty sure at least one of them lurks here

any links?

remember when woes was trying to debate him

youtube.com/watch?v=jySfU10IQu4

I hope they mention our new Northern pigman meme sometime

Before my time (or can't remember).

>tfw no Belgian techno gf
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Beware the Eternal Anglo....

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Can I have a rundown on this?

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F for fellow whites

Who's the guy who makes those goalposting vocaroos? Requesting a reading of this please.

Some Southern half-deano bellend has a hatred for Northerners and is forcing the meme

It's basically one middle aged failure posting the pig men and poortherner meme over and over despite many a Northerner ITT being wealthier than he is

Might be talking about 8 chins. I don't go on there though.

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It's a spawn of goalposting that directly attacks fat, red-faced football-loving Northeners

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Just found out my mother was once in a relationship with a black premier league footballer. Fucking disgusting, I literally feel sick. I didn't think life could get any worse.

i've never been on there
is it better?

bloody hell calm down
not a big deal

found the nigger

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GGGGOOOOAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

which one?

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Hello there, mr. nigger.

GOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALL LL! GET IN MEMBE ME SON. RIGHT IN THA BACK OF user'S MA'S CUNT YEH

goal

Stop staring at me you beady ANGLO scum!

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JOHN TERRY

>It's a spawn of goalposting

I remember that.

you remember last week?

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no pls

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AND HE HERE HE COMES STICKS IT RRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIGHT IN YOUR MOTHERS VAG

OOOP, DEFENDER user FINDS THE BODGED BIRTH CERTIFICATE IN THE CELLAR

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND HES STRAIGHT INTO THE LOCAL GP HES GOT DEPRESSION.. HIS MOTHER SAYS SHE DIDNT HAVE THE HEART TO TELL THE REAL FAVVER

AND SMASSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH SHES ONLY GONE AND CONFESSED SHE HAS A BLACKED PORNO SUBSCRIPTION

DADS GONE BALLISTIC AND HES GOT AN DOWNED A PINT OF WHIKSEY AND SMASHED HER UP

OH NOOOOO WHAT THIS WHATS THIS... ANONS LOST IT, HERE HE COMES EQUPPRED WITH THE KITCHEN BLADE AND BAM, HES GONE AND STUCK IT RIGHT INTO THE TOP LEFT VENTRICLE

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAL

Why should I stop? I might do.

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the story of > C O P E 's conception

>you remember last week?

Not much desu.