RIP IN PIECE JOHNNY WALKER. WELCOME - JANE WALKER

RIP IN PIECE JOHNNY WALKER. WELCOME - JANE WALKER.

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ENOUGH

great

Hot. Never wanted to have sex with my drinks before.

ITS HER TURN

Might be worth stashing away a bottle for a few years

i can only assume it's watered down fruity shit

Jane Walker second harvest

Jane Walker BLACKED

Going to start a peak degeneracy time capsule?

No lagunitas or st pauly girl?

Women don’t even like scotch

Would have to be as whiskey doesn't age in the bottle, unlike wine.
pic related

Finally, alcohol that's PH balanced for women.

Can't wait for Jacquelyn Daniels next.

Ah, an excellent vintage, slightly stale aftertaste of fermented herring and roastbeef with a hint of vitriol. 8/10

And Jane Beam, Juanita Cuervo, Edith Williams, etc. or else they'll be called sexist.

God, this is going to be a thing, isn't it. Corporate virtue signalling is so servile and pathetic.

>servile and pathetic
Yes, just look at what happened with the "coolest monkey in the jungle" fiasco.
foxnews.com/lifestyle/2018/01/15/h-m-stores-destroyed-over-controversial-coolest-monkey-hoodie.html

They're afraid and cave in, but it's never enough, because the ideologues that are driving the attackers (mostly academics in the humanities) want to DESTROY us - can people not get that into their fucking heads?

>shit-tier alcohol
anyone notices the pattern here?
can't make it about the product - start pandering to elsewhere.

please help French economy and drink rhum, thanks.

required reading for national socialists and right wing socialists

>rhum
How does it taste compared to Bacardi?

Might be worth a bit of money to a collected after a few decades

our carribean rhum is the best rhum on earth, bacardi is piss compared to it

What's a good replacement? I love the specific profile of black label, it's very different from other popular scotch. Does anything compare?

>Hot. Never wanted to have sex with my drinks before.

The Aryan Goddess riding the Polar Bear was always my favorite

Can you recommend a good brand?

They are desperate. The priced their drink to high and I assume the consumers cant afford it, so trying to play the political correct card now. You have to buy it and enjoy it or you are a priviliged shithead.

Trois Rivières, HSE and Damoiseau

zero fucks given
scotch is scotch

Kek

Thanks, I'll keep an eye out for them.
They'll just keep chip, chip, chipping away, until white men are gone. Which is their goal.

women drinking is the most degenerate shit ever

definitely do, you'll be happy and I'll have stimulated french economy so we both win

> army captain
> stationed in korea
> live off post, own car
> pull 100k a year
> buy a bottle of johnny walker blue label
> save for special occasion
> nothing happens
> about to PCS back to america
> chugging blue label while playing xbox
> alone

thx

French vodka is breddy gud too. You guys can't into beer like Belgium though.

Johnny Walker is shit tier whisky. 0 fucks given.

Beer is shit

>t. mademoiselle
french beer is shit.

Is that TayTay?

This. Meanwhile leaves and murrican't will never know about cider.

no all beer are shit, literally water that gives you tits

You're missing the point.
For generations the alcohol lobby has been trying to hock their disgusting poisonous shit to women.
Now they've got what they want
>yay feminism
>yay empowerment

Cider is for pusies. Actual men drink whiskey.

Lying faggot nigger.

t. americuck. Only pussies think drinking make them non-pussy. You don't even know what cider is anyway.

>be offended at Coolest Monkey product
>go on animalistic rampage through shops

>t.

The only reason you think men drink whisky is because during the 40s, they were giving people like humphrey bogart unlimited whisky to make the association
Its stuck ever since, yall got played

whiskey is for pussies, real men drink windscreen washer.

Sell it to a wahmen in a few years so she can remember peak feminism

Hitchens turns in his grave..

...

WHISLAY FO THE LAYDAYS HAAAAY

>not chugging molten tungsten

quintessential Russbot

Is that you and your husband? You do not make a cute couple. Your existence is abhorrent. This is what you get for drinking beer.

Too bad women age like milk

Jenny Walker makes more sense from a branding standpoint.

YASSSSS

That's actually a good idea.

Lel the sword makes no fucking sense

never?

cider is the official alcoholic drink of soyboys

I think the irony is lost on them.

JANE WALKER, BLACK LABEL, OOOH YEAAAAAAHHH

JW sucks anyway, Dewar's is a much better middle shelf.

Sounds about right.
Over priced
Overrated and uninteresting
Over perfumed
Served in sleazy bars.
Regret it as soon as you get home.

Sounds like a bottle of modern whore to me.

Why is this pol again?

>Mr Malema told a rally: “We are teaching them a lesson, we are not going to allow anyone to use the colour of our skin to humiliate us, or to exclude us.

>“We are black and we are proud. We are black and we are beautiful. We are black and we are not ashamed of being black.”

holy shit black people are such annoying fuckin babies

Women don't drink whiskey, by and large. Men won't be caught dead purchasing fucking Jane Walker. Johnny Walker is decent at best and now they're going to piss everyone off.

The only good alcohol is Eastern European.

J&B. I prefer Irish whisky though anyway

why not?

JOHNNY WALKER whiskey is shit.
if you drink that shit your a fag.

youtube.com/watch?v=o-QWGhzYN0A

If anyone had any doubts that whisky was for pussies...

jw is shit use but they've always had an exceptional marketing department, wonder if they were forced to take on some diversity hires?

Eh. Im fine with this. If they dont politicize it its a nice change of pace. Make a new edition, sell some, everyone likes it, all good. Return to the original product.
But ofc they will use it for political agendas kek

The best anyway

The best part is their virtue signalling is targeted at people that don't consume their product:
>wahman
>mudslimes
>commie pinko faggots
I'll continue drinking it on occasion as I always have knowing full well their PR department is raging at the thought of straight white men using their product while being straight white and male, doing straight white male things.

this is war mongering

>said nobody ever

Does Jane Walker spread her cooch and lift her skirt? No? Then she isn't getting my shekels.

Say hello to Jill Daniel's.

they already did this as a limited thing in 2016. pink jack, calling it 'lady jack'. it failed catastrophically as far as i know.

Guess I'm boycotting Johnnie Walker.
It was always shit. Literally every other scotch is better.

This. They're just hopping on the feminism trend to sell women whiskey, which is pretty funny on it's own. JW isn't even that great to begin with. Looks like this new whiskey will age like women AKA, like shit.

IPA's are clearly the spunky beverage of choice, they have to signal how "distinguished" and "developed" their taste for shitty beer is.

Replacing the male in a famous brand for political correctness. Although Sn*pes would call that "fake news" because "actually it's only in XYZ limited edition bottles blah blah blah."
Whites need to stop letting themselves get kicked around by this shit. Either become a white nationalist or denounce the tribalism of non-whites.

Overpriced bottle of blended cow piss and potato spirit? Sure, I'll get two.

Show me one (1) soyboy who even knows what cider is. Meanwhile I'll show you a thousand high on beer fumes.

very true. i guess they're trying to break into that whole cat lady, wine chugging, xanax popping, 30+ unmarried, pussy hat wearing, miserable piece of shit of a human market.

Says a lot about Mexicans, too. I guess boomers should have paid closer attention about what kinds of demographic changes they were allowing.

IPAs are shit

Green Label costs like

Oh man... they got that too?

I've only ever seen women and faggots drinking cider here. That and homeless natives with 2Ls of grower's

Triggered. Not all women have breasts

>Jane Walker will appear on 250,000 bottles and debuts in March to coincide with Women's History Month and International Women's Day, notes Ad Week.

>"Scotch as a category is seen as particularly intimidating by women," Stephanie Jacoby, Johnnie Walker vice president, told Bloomberg. "It's a really exciting opportunity to invite women into the brand."

Really malts my barley. I guess they want to force a square peg in a round hole. Women will never develop a taste for Scotch, no matter how much you bend over for them. Maybe they're trying to sell more bottles because most real scotch drinkers think Johnny is overpriced for its quality. Glenlivet is waaay better for the price.

This is soooo fucking gay oh my god hahahhahahahah

Yeah but you don't have cider in cuckland, only apple juice.