GERMANY IS TOTALLY DEFENSELESS

>Germany has 244 main battle tanks. Of those, only 105 are in operational condition
>Germany has 121 howitzers. Of those, only 42 are in operational condition
>Germany has 58 troop transport helicopters. Of those, only 13 are in operational condition, and 4 of those are deployed in Mali
>Germany has 0 operational submarines, their last working submarine was disabled in a collision with a rock in October of 2017
>Germany has 40 operational fighter aircraft which are all already occupied by operations around Turkey and Syria
>Germany has 21,000 vacant officer posts

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Lmao even Poland could crush Germany

their tanks are also old and really fucking bad

>their last working submarine was disabled in a collision with a rock in October of 2017
Thanks for this OP, I legit laughed

Lack of funds or lack of recruits? What is the cause of this?

warfare in the 21st century is asymetrical. Tank battles are a thing of the past. Battleships and aircraft carriers are relics.
The front lines have shifted to the civilian world. Barriers must be put up in cities to stop trucks, people must be searched before going into a concert or theater, and civilians must be on guard for rapists and terrorists.
Germany needs a home army like Poland has.

Lookup their defense minister lol

the funds went to feed the muzzie invasion

our military is sabotaged by our government.

>drives around in an abrams

God, thank God! Germany is dead and defenseless, Russia should invade now!

That one was my favorite too

Man I would love to see us pull out of NATO and abandon our German bases Merkel would shit herself

ban assault rocks

People keep forgetting NATO. Americans would jump at the opportunity to save Germoney.

>Defence Minister Usula von der Leyen said that Germany's military is not a high priority because "We are surrounded by friends"

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That's cus they rely on the big daddy US to protect them while they pay tax dollar for those nice refugee apartments and welfare checks. But Germany could field a pretty decent military if they tried, with a strong enough leader

NATO is a meme.

>Germany has 0 operational submarines, their last working submarine was disabled in a collision with a rock in October of 2017

german uboot fahrer from WW2 are rolling in their sunken subs.

>Germany controls all of Europe through soft power spending no land army necessary

To for Poland to liberate Germany.

Fuck no are you out of your mind Nicolae who would wanna save a bunch of ungrateful German bastards who hate our country anyway

They still have nuclear weapons.

they have so much building power that they can in short time build enough to defend whole Europe

think about it they are 1% of world population generation 10% of world export mostly for heavy duty complex machinery

Is this the Abrams' Granpappy?

this fucking woman single handily dismantled the german army, de Maizière already was horrible but this horrible bitch takes the cake.

You made fun of our tanks the last time we visited.
JUST.

Also their tanks as always are the best on the planet

80 years of judaism

nope

Nobody really needs tanks nowadays, unless they suddenly decide to bring back tank warfare.

yeah, its about time to fuck off already and take Merkel back with you. Thanks.

I didn't even think of it that way

>Poland has 1,010 tanks, 443 howitzers, 113 troop transport helicopters, 111 fighter aircraft and five submarines
IT'S TIME

Don't tell me there aren't any people in the military who aren't just itching to shoot someone. You could boast to the world that you saved Europe once more. This time it might actually be you who does it.

we canadians would like to challenge you germans to a submarine duel

Like in ukraine?

nationalinterest.org/blog/the-buzz/germanys-leopard-2-tank-was-considered-one-the-best-until-it-24234

Heh, it's nothing personal kid. *mortars above you

>I work for cnn: the post.
The fuck they need any of that shit, does your fat stupid brain think that somebody is gonna start conventional war in 2018?

>implying anyone in NATO would launch nukes and risk retaliation to protect Germany

Top tier woman think. Why do they think they can apply feelings to global politics/war?

Right, and who will crew all these tanks, ships and aircraft?

>who would win
>billion dollar sub
>A FUCKING ROCK

I for one would welcome our polish overlords.

>surrounded by friends
Friends from Africa it seems.

>40 operational fighter aircraft
How many AA?

Or Syria?

The equivilent of witholding sex.

Germany. Little warning. We are not your friends. Nigerians, turks, pakis, hindus, italians, poles and brits are also not your friend. We should gangbang Germany soon.

If not Germany then who ? France, Turkey or Romania ? Be reasonable.

>Money is sex
No wonder Jews hoard it.

Sorry Hans, this is the price of freedom.

i always assume the chinaman has to poop and is running to a toilet

And, even more fucked when they fill those 21,000 posts with Muslims

t. a guy from a country 1/10th the size of Germany with four times as many tanks as Germany

Soon we will reclaim rightful slavic clay.

How is this a bad thing? The German state is an enemy of the German people, Europe and the world in general. NOT the German people, but the state. Not to confuse them.

Germans, arm yourself. Get hunting lisences or join pistol clubs. The state is coming for you.

No, not really. Ukraine was most likely fucked either way. If you're right on the border of russia, odds are no military power is going to save your ass.

americans felt strongly when tibet got annexed, but there is literally nothing we can do about it.

They really are surrounded by friendly countries. Germany is usually the one being unfriendly.

Do people seriously believe that all the military assets of a country should be deployed and maintained even during peacetime ? Do you know the cost of operating aircrafts and submarines ? What would be the reason of spending to maintain a 100% readiness level, apart from War ?

I would leave my current life immediately if Poland invaded Germany to fight as a volunteer and exterminate as many Krautshit men, women, and children as possible.

> He still thinks wars are fought with tanks and artillery

Mutt logic

Let Russia have them. Who cares?

The scene is where Cao Cao tricked Yuan Shao into delaying the battle till the afternoon so that Yuan Shao's armies were facing the sun instead.

>even Poland
We have strongest military in region without counting Russia

muttification until we reach your level, pedro?

fucking bring it then.
Till then I am going to buy all the sweet time money can buy from your sister. Punk kid

Fact you are missing .. Germany is #5 in arms exported. So if shit hits the fan we just dont export it any more but use it.

Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arms_industry

>pic related

What are you gonna do about it faggot?

>GERMANY IS TOTALLY DEFENSELESS
jesus christ get yout maskirovka under check, this is just emberassing

in this condition Moldavia could invade them and win

Who will ever atack them anyway?
Engand?

Rate ours!

Tits or GTFO

why do you russians think this works?
"Deyr fé,
deyja frændr,
deyr sjalfr it sama,
en orðstírr
deyr aldregi,
hveim er sér góðan getr.

Deyr fé,
deyja frændr,
deyr sjalfr it sama,
ek veit einn,
at aldrei deyr:
dómr um dauðan hvern."

waiting for america to change the offical language to nigger.

Wouldn't matter if they had 6 million battle tanks if they still let refugees in with open arms and legs. Other kind of invasions would be an improvement in their state.

Welp, I guess Germany better rearm with the EU Army™ then and restaff the ranks with migrants trained to fight and kill the bad goy err I mean bad guys. Naturally, all migrant soldiers in the EU Army™ will be granted citizenship so they can permanently decide the demography of Europe forever :^)

Typical eurocuck waiting for America to take charge.

Yes, the famous and vaunted German political power, with which they forced Poland to pay denbts, Hungary to take refugees, Russia to leave Ukraine and the United States to allow the UN inspectors in Iraq to finish their work.

If anyone is known for their incredible powers of diplomatic influence and leadership, it's the Germans. German wisdom is whispered in every hall of power from Washington to Moscow.

Use it with what army? What air force? You going to shoot from your windows, like Berlin, 1945?

in my most early 20ies I had dealings with the taliban, but I didn't die. Nobody dies you just go over in anthother phase. stupid taliban stealing all my hasish

but tanks are not meme
you must consider that eastern european theater of war didnt changenged fron ww2, you still need shitton of artillery, tanks and infantry

heh

Yes...and you know what is the best: because she die a good job in ruining our army she will get another four years as defence minister in the new government to end the job and destroy the army completely

Atm we can't build a real army.. since USA still has the ~100 year plan to get us cucked.. gladly the east-germans are not so much happy with that.. so go for Dresden or Leipzig.. you will find happy users.

Time for revenge for World War 2 than?

If i was leader of army, i would already calling to Poland now. Your country should be cut to peaces. New Berlin wall and deathcamps for shitskins and niggers. Jews deported to Israel. That would be perfect future. EU flag banned as hate symbol like swastika.

>part of the strongest military alliance in the world
>surrounded on all sides by friendly nations
>so deeply intertwined with other countries' economies that a few calls to Frankfurt banksters could crash the economy of any potential rival

give me one good reason why Germany would need a strong military at this point? a big economy is always more important - and in the event of war, Germany could always build up a huge military. just look at WW2 where USA ranked below the likes of Czechoslovakia in military power.

you are a taliban and you have all my hashish, gib, I just want to go to sleep

please ironically conquer Germany and install Fascism

germans arent cucks

no one can touch them
why even spend?

poland?entirely dependant on them
russia?poland is in the middle
france? their love partners in the eu
denmark? switzerland?austria?

why spend?

>S-stop it! Don't invade me there, Czechia-kun! I only have so many holes, in my defense, hah~
>C-Czechia-kun... your tank columns... ahhh... they're penetrating my perimeter...
>My borders are moving on their own~!

>implying roaches are able to properly use a tank

5 British challenger Tanks vs 105 German Tiger tanks.

Who would win.

I bet the British to be fair

geeze. A single major army base in the US has way more of a fighting capacity than the entire german army haha. wtf?

Cant wait when this happens

And what are we gonna do with them? We cant even retake our land from narco cartel country without whole eu screaming and bitching.

>surrounded on all sides by
youtube.com/watch?v=irfB9GUdjPE
we have weaponized this russia, so you are not getting anywhere. I guess this is why they have culture bombs in civilization, we will simply make you cry

Everything.

Underfunded - equpiment, spare parts and readyness costs money.
Bad leadership - the "minister" wants child care centers and pregnancy conform tanks wtf??
Reputation - the German army is unpopular
Marketing - if you market yourself as a place for retards and societies rejects you get retards and socities rejects

did you suffer a stroke or something?

>Defence Minister Usula von der Leyen said that Germany's military is not a high priority because "We are surrounded by friends"
t. Dodo birds