JUST IN: Hazmat situation is unfolding at Ft. Myer military base outside Washington, D.C

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WE'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE

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Shit is going crazy, yo.

>6 year old meme
>still hasn't happened
i'm WAITING

Fucking kikes.

shart and sharcel

I literally BRRAAAAPPP'd inside it and send by thicc BRAPS to them.

>three hours ago
yawn

checkem

KILL ME

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP TEASING ME YOU SICK FUCKS

KILL ME
KILL ME
KILL ME
KILL ME

Good way to get the day off work

This

saged.

So they are saying someone sent a biological IN to the biological weapons base? Seems legit.

They study biological weapons there. It's the beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse.

What are you guys talking about? The news is just now breaking. Anthrax doesnt immediately kill you

this better not be one of those well done nothing burgers, i want to watch it all burn

Fox just reported on it, saying it was a spoopy letter that made dozen or so feel sick. Probably outgoing mail, I'm sure.

not fishy at all

bump

how is this related to missing cdc nigger faggot?

Black CDC guy was probably a carrier. Finally completed his mission by infecting the US armed forces with airborne zombie AIDS. Probably

Or boomers are just being retarded boomers on twitter

>how is this related to missing cdc nigger faggot?

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Well, it's on other forms of media, reported by a multi-generational blend of press. Have a Worther's and work on that resume', faggot.

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>A corporal, gunnery sergeant and a colonel all exhibited symptoms of a burning sensation on their hands and face, according to Specialist Nicholas Hodges who spoke to CNN from the base.
>One individual had a nose bleed.
Sounds like they’re just a buncha pussies

>potential biological attack
>probably nothing, fucking boomers
>are traps gay if they are whiter than me?

Anthrax attack probs

He worked on the Ebola outbreak, user.

I think we all know what's going on here.

THIS IS IT.

THE 666 POINT DROP IN THE DOW WAS THE SIGN THEY WILL RELEASE IT

MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR GOD.

So basically more terrorism? Great.

Ebola is played... Weaponized Zika is what's happening here. No way our armed forces can fight with Zika. Buy helmet stocks.

this

Relax. They've got it all under control...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Keep me posted. I have a surgery planned and I'll be out of it for a while. I'll check up on it in the recovery unit.

So this is how it ends?

Did they find that missing CDC nigger yet?

Has anyone called Madagascar?

false flag crisis actors

Hmmmm... all these letters after a CDC scientist goes missing.
Hmmmmmm

anons very up to date on Burger happenings

You have our thoughts and prayers.

Ebola-chan is legit my favorite anime character

This. Fucking Sup Forums

So?

WE MUST CLEANSE THESE STREETS WITH FIRE!!!

zombie virus? Fucking please ZOMBIE VIRUS NOW. I'm just waiting for a report about victims experiencing aggressiveness towards other. Kek please bless us with this glorious happening

serious happening if dub$

CHECKED
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

It has started.

We gonna die, you faggots better get right with god.

>Ebola is played
Ebola is the perfect tool for population reduction precisely for that reason. It's treatable with intensive medical care and there's a fairly reliable vaccine, meaning that it's no real threat to the rich.

But the poor? The ones who can't afford scarce treatments? They're getting the full "Ebola-chan loves you!" bleeding out the eyes and asshole experience.

Now that's a rare pepe

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I have summoned the viral habbening. Await the reports of ravenous people and get comfy

I am sure the FBI has this under control.

Yeah the same FBI that ignored all the warning signs about that Cruz kid. They totally have this all under control.

Pretty much every nurse or medic can run an IV for fluids and electrolytes. It kills niggers in africa so well because clean water alone can be hard to come by.

checked
Zombie Virus OUTBREAK
get ready to get ready

He pull a 12 monkies

if it was serious they def wouldnt be telling everyone on the news. theyd cover it all up.

Just in time for r6s outbreak

We need this information now.

My dude, pc?

I was being facetious

inb4 he stole a bunch of equipment and bio-engineered the T-Virus

Fucking please. I’ll probably die but I’ll take my chances at getting to participate in a zombie happening.

Ugh why can't it be something cool
Zombies are fucking gay

Its the rage virus

there's not really a virus that would be cool if you don't like zombies
I suppose werewolves and vampires sort of transmit a disease if you like them better but chances are the dust hasn't turned them into either

>werewolves
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zx1ZtxUbGE
PLEASE OH PLEASE
L
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> Download Zombie, Run app
> set to rage virus mode
Trust me, Resident Evil mode is a happy medium between Dawn of the Dead and 28 Days Later. No rage virus plz.

Let’s squad up you fuck

I would fucking hate dealing with IRL Rage Virus infected. The only benefit is that they can die from usual non-head trauma, environmental damage and starvation.

Yeah rage virus is fucked. I think the game had them set to constant 10mph. Which isn’t terribly fast but anything more than 3 Miles you’re in trouble. And that’s assuming excellent fitness. To add to the terror it’s basically human rabies, and while I know nothing of virology sounds way more plausible than the slow, “undead” zombies.

Yeah, same. I know zombie is used colloquially, but the 28 movie series infected aren't technically zombies. They're just infected, alive humans. Fucking scary alive humans, but still.

missing cdc negro did this

Patient Zero

How long do you think until we start seeing more people getting infected with this stuff? Getting comfy as we speak

once we lose contact with the military base, then you know it is serious.

Georgia Guide Stones

also I work in Bravo Team Ranger unit and if the shit hits the fan, the captain talking about sending in a salvage team. Military Base is probably full of data logs that tell us what happen

(((END)))

>FBI being sent to investigate
Boy howdy, that's not suspicious at all!

Anybody know of substances people use against others that cause the symptoms they had?

Reminder to all anons Purim and the great planetary alignment starts tommorow. There will be a blood sacrifice coming.

CDC dude vanished after hearing he did not get a promotion. Worked with Ebola and Zika viruses.

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> Patient Negro
We just gonna not say this?

...

Supply of IV bags are actually low right now because of the repeated natural disasters. Another disaster will cause a shortage.

That’s the joke you stupid faggot.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure this is a complete coincidence.

the only thing that nigga could bioengineer is a watermelon with chicken skin

Plaguechan you are a good
Plaguechan you are a sweet
Plaguechan i hope you would
Plaguechan it would be neat

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Should have been first post. You had one job.

Underrated

quick rundown for a spic? please

Please MANTICORE outbreak targeting shitskins.

Fug