How can you even be happy if you don't live in Switzerland?

How can you even be happy if you don't live in Switzerland?

>Napoleon slides by and the Helvetic republic emerges
>Goble up all nearby villages and make them part of it
>Grow and stay out of trouble
>WW1
>Declare yourself neutral to not get fucked over by War
>Don't get fucked over by war
>WW1 ends
>Develop a stable economy while neighbouring states are still eating shit from war recovery
>NSDAP is getting really popular in Germany
>Hitler-putsch happening.jpg
>WW2
>Be really Nazi-friendly but remain neutral officially
>Grant the germans access trough the most strategical important tunnels and bridges
>Start bunkering a lot of gold for the Nazis because they whant to hide it outside of Germany
>Hear them chant "Die Schweiz das kleine Stachelschwein, nehmen wir auf dem Rückzug ein" as they march up to Stalingrad
>"Switzerland the little pig, we're gonna conquer it on our way back"
>They don't come back
>Nazi regime eventually gets BTFO by burgers and britbongs
>WW2 ends
>What Nazi-gold? Never heard about that, i swear you guys i dindu nuffin
>Increase economic growth while neighbouring states are eating shit from war recovery JET AGAIN
>EU emerges
>They whant you to join
>Laugh in their face and tell them to go fuck themselves
>Still make "billateral"-agreements, of course you don't whant your economy to suffer
>Grow to have the biggest GDP per capita in the entire world

>Gain supreme healthcare system
>Gain supreme education system
>Gain influence over world politics as a country with literally less population than New York alone

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When i propose to you that Switzerland is literally the best place on earth, can you prove me wrong?

Sounds like you need diversity and equality.

But don't you also get fucked right now by immigrants? From what I've read you've got a shitload of albanians

Also what are you going to do if all your neighbors turn into caliphates? You're going to run out of your jewgold some day in that scenario

Too many Albanian, Moortugese and ex-Yugo subhumans.

Pass.

>No coastline
You're close, but no cigar my friend.

Don't remind me you son of a bitch

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>Baltic
Well, yeah. The east coast is shit., what else is new?

Oh we absolutely are getting flooded aswell. It's tragic and sickening. But there are no clean countrys anymore. Everyone is getting shit since Merkel opened the gates, so still does not prove me wrong bud.

>Everyone is getting shit since Merkel opened the gates
But you're not in the EU. Why would it affect you?

Valid argument. But the mountains compensate it to some extend.

what's the point of having a coastline, if you can't use it for fishing or swimming without getting poisoned?

They will have one when France gets turned into a nuclear crater.

Because we're getting pressured. EU is our biggest trade partner at the time, people are fearing economic sanctions which could possibly have tremendous negative impacts on our market.

At least you Helvetians won’t have a hard time shooting all the niggers, given your men being armed to the teeth.
That being said, your lefties want to disarm you so they can prostrate your nation on the altar of diversity for a lethal does of BBC.

Yeah, and from what I've seen lake Geneva is fucking beautiful, but it's just not the same.

You do realise there's a west coast too, right?

Schweiz is the best place on Earth. How do I return to the homeland of my ancestors?

you mean the stolen danish and norwegian land?

So i guess i just have to wait 50 years until china, the new world power, nukes them for turning into a caliphate.

>muh ancestors
>t. La Creatura de la 56%

>still salty about the Roskilde treaty

>How do I return to the homeland of my ancestors?

If we're going to be exact just cut off your legs and send them to Switzerland, my 56% friend

Based burgerbro's.

damn right i am, you took half our fucking country!

The swiss are pretty good despite being a bunch of mountain wogs.
Whatever you do, don’t give the Jews back their gold.

Should have kept Norway.
Oh, wait, we took that too...

Oh they don't just whant to disarm us my friend, they actually startet a petition to ABANDON THE FUCKING MILITARY. Can you imagine? Luckily the public isn't that degenerated jet.

This and the mountains is the real reason why they’ve been left alone. No real coastline = no naval importance. Mountains are a natural barrier.

>Luckily the public isn't that degenerated jet.
Idk m8, I'm a foreign student in Geneva and the local university is like Sup Forums's nightmare. I really hope these people get their shit together, otherwise you'll eventually end up like Sweden.

>atleast we still have bornholm haha

the food in here worth the risk

But we're not wogs pal. We're pretty much in the center of Europe, but have the typical northern european characteristics. Atleast the real Swiss-people

Yea Geneva has become a shithole over the last decade just like Zurich, i give you that. And Bern is becoming one too in the next few years. But, to be fair, those are really the worst places to look at. The true beauty you'll find in the alps. Go to places like Chur, Arosa or Zermatt and take a hike in the mountains. Its breathtaking if you're there.