How do you take your cawfee?

how do you take your cawfee?

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Depends on what mood I'm in. Mostly black, but I like some milk in every now and then. I'd preferably like it with a side of Rize though.

Almond milk and sweetener.

The way i take my women: hot, strong, and black

Never tried almond milk with mine before.

I take coffee with green tea.

Heavy cream, no sugar.

It's nice. Some almond milk tastes like shit though so be careful.

I'd like mine with Cocoa's saliva in.

With sugar.

A little sugar, a little milk, and a lot of Rize.

>not black, bitter, fair trade and with a shot of cream

Faggot

>not hot, light, small and brown

Iced

Black unless it's shitty coffee then I load it up with flavored cream

Espresso, not that I can get anything else in the edge of europe

Covfefe

Black.

Milk and a lot of sugar

>order iced cawfee
>cup is 25% cawfee, 75% ice

>sugar in coffee

>tfw caffeine sensitive

why do lolis liek black cawfee?

It's literally the same amount as a regular espresso dose.

Lolis liek caffeine, cawfee contains caffeine.

No milk, no sugar, a sweet pastry on the side.

>Almond milk
Gagging.

The same way I like my lolis.
Agressive and bitter.

>Want a good coffee
>Italian coffee made in a moka pot, espresso, no sweetener

>Just want something to take care of my sleepiness
>Instant, american style with sweetener, sometimes with milk

I don't like the bitterness. I use just enough sugar to supress the bitter taste.

Try it, fucker

I want to try some with Chino's piss.

Through rectum

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I don't like coffee.

Bitter

I've never put Almond milk in coffee but it's fucking disgusting. Even oversweetened desert-tier drinks like caramel milkshakes or frappes can't mask its shitty taste.

Coke and Pepsi is my coffee.

I don't like cow pee so I don't take them at all.

Pepsi sucks.

>desert
Fuck me. Dessert.

No less than 70% must be milk or it's undrinkable, but i've been told before by foreigners that the local coffe is trash so i wouldn't know how it's supposed to taste

Try it you piece of shit

Would Chino's piss act as a sweetener?

BLACK!!!

>No less than 70% must be milk

Like my women: bought from third world countries

I'd like to think so.

Takes no effort to imagine your bodytype
Stop that shit user, it ain't healthy

I want mating press Sxaro-chan!

>drink coffee black
>drink tea with sugar
I can't be the only one, right?

I would consider it if you're not a vegetarian. I don't take food advice from those whose taste buds have adjusted to a daily intake of garbage.

Covfefe

Too late. I've called dibs.

I'm not a vegetarian, almond milk just tastes nice in coffee.

Ehh I'll stop eventually in five years when my metabolism slows. 5'10 and under 100lb now so I still have time to indulge.

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Nah, I do the same.

Either full milk or full water.

More like dubs.

Hey guys

Go away

1:4 water/milk and a teaspoon of sugar or honey.
I drink it black now tho because I'm a fat fuck and need to loose weight.

>5'10 and under 100lb now
The fuck am I reading?

My girlfriend Sharo-chan and I prefer tea, like any high class citizens such as ourselves should.

I don't think taking away your milk and sugar is going to make that much of a difference.

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I like my coffee how I like my women
WITH MY DICK IN IT

>tfw I like black coffee but 50/50 with milk is just better in every way.
Roast me

Redman isn't a man,he's broken man

I've stopped eating/drinking most things that contain even a little bit of sugar so coffee is no exception.

You shouldn't do that. Sugar is good for you, just don't go fucking wild with it.

With robots

your dick must hurt a lot

This.
You do need some sugar, though. Don't just think you can continue eating the shitty food you were eating just because you dropped sugar.

People who drink black only drink black to pretend to be mature.

Never before have I been taken out of a movie so much because of its soundtrack.

Nah, but the majority do.

k
The delusions of a hamplanet. You know, like those idiots that say they lift and when asked how much they bench, they go to a number they once heard and blab something like 'I bench 400lb'

Real men eat parfaits.

The only purpose milk/creamer/sugar serve is to mask the taste of burnt or shit quality coffee.

I grew up drinking black so I learned to like it black.

I drink black because I travel for work a lot and I'm sure as fuck not gonna touch milk in one of *those* countries. The water they used for the coffee is probably bad enough.

Black 3 sugars.

I really just want to drink Cocoa's pee though, just imagine her taking your order then going away and returning with a fresh cup that she servers to you with an embarrassed look on her face. You then proceed to take a long sip feeling the liquids warmth against your lips as you draw it into your mouth and you begin to take in the flavour basking in the knowledge that this liquid has just come from inside her and pass through her most embarrassing places before you swallow it and repeat the process again.

I feel bad for people that don't have this fetish.

Never worked in my entire life. Don't have to when you've got an eating disorder.

Key word is that I've cut most, so not all. It's probably in the 4-6g per day range
I've radically changed my diet too so don't worry about that.

Don't feel bad for me, user.

>tea bags

Why drink coffee then?

The only coffee I've ever drank are the instant 3in1 varieties.
Any recommendations for a coffee newfag? I'm more of a herbal tea guy (it's a local tradition; coffee isn't all that popular around here, and I live in a tiny village that doesn't have any cafes).

No, it isn't. Added sugar is so unhealthy that it is probably the single worst ingredient in the modern diet.

It's not a good or enviable fetish

With banana nut.

I still like it without any additives, just not as much.

I mean, just buy some coffee.

Get a moka pot and learn how to make the best coffee for next to no investment.

Go to a Starbucks and order a espresso.

I don't have any of these fancy coffee machines; can I just boil some water in a pan or a small metal bowl?

It's my fetish too. I think I want to try Rize's pee the most.

Oh, that may be actually doable. I should be looking for arabica, right? I've heard it's less bitter.
There isn't one here.

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Waterfree

Either black, or two packets sugar + 1 container regular cream in a 16oz cup of coffee (Starbucks Tall).

Usually take black at home because cream is expensive, and trying to down a carton of cream fast enough that it doesn't expire can give me some bad shits. I'll also take coffee black from a nice coffee place. I'll take cream and sugar if the quality of the coffee is questionable because it masks poor quality coffee.

I won't bother with milk in coffee because if you use milk instead of cream, rather than adding delicious fat to your coffee, you're adding protein and watering it down. This requires you to adjust by brewing your coffee extra strong. It tastes bad and has a bad mouthfeel.