*BANG BANG BANG*

FBI OPEN UP
You're under arrest for spreading white supremacist ideology on a Russian disinformation website, how do you plead?

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And what are the criminal charges? First amendment, motherfucker. I can say what I want on any site, and too fucking bad if you don't like it. Now scram.

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You got me coppers. I'm guilty of telling the truth about hillary clinton.

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Say hello to my little friend.

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NYET

That’s not a crime

What is a crime is slander and libel which liberals commit on a daily basis

Pfft. Get your supervisor on the phone. Haven't you read my file? I don't talk to field agents.

Slander and libel are civil matters, not criminal.

dk, are you a fed?

No. Concerned shitizen.

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>spreading white supremacist ideology
Faggot OP is not American.
Listen sad OP, here the government cannot arrest you because of your political opinions. It's called Freedom.
Where are you from OP?

Jokes on you pendejo, I'm a spic so I can't be racist.

Citizen of RUSSIA methinks

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Nah, just a concerned citizen

guilty. As are you. Dont bother with the handcuffs though, I only set the timer for twenty seconds.

You must be mistaken, officer - I haven't been on the internet since I lost my computer in a tragic boating accident.

no wait, this is my 7 proxies face. much better. FBI can't even find me :)

I plead with multiple 1oz 12 gauge slugs applied directly to your chest, sweetie ;)

Going down in a hail of 9mm.

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"Neither of us are coming out of this alive, traitor."

this guy gets it

Special Agent, you should be aware that my apartment is full of waifu pillows. I also have loli panties on. And there's a small caliber dilation dildo concealed on my right ankle.

HALT! This is a shitzens arrest, you'll have to come with me to the designated shitting street

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I plead enlightened and due to the first amendment, get off my lawn

>how do you plead?

6 really loud times

"lol get a load of this bitch"

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Act surprised because I'm Hilarly Clinton.

AM I BEING DETAINED?????

Bullshit

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Not a crime, 1st amendment, also 4 th amendment also miranda rights, right to remain silent, to an attorney, yada yada, yada. Plead before a judge not an arresting officer, innocent until proven guilty, burden if proof is on prosecution not defendent.....etc.

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Sheeeeeeeit officer, but I dindu nuffin...
This. This is the classic cover for us.

>mfw I only post in the sandy hook threads

What Law was broken?

>Be American
>Plead innocence
>Told that isn't an option

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I had that shit happen with the sheriff at 3am from a nearly 3yo charge the had a sealed indictment. Bullshit.

I'm just an actor like Alex Jones.

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>when something bad happens

come at me bro

It was all Sup Forums's idea, they made me do it. They had some navy seal with 300 confirmed kills threaten to kill me if I didn't cooperate. I'll sign a blank sheet of paper and you can fill out anything you want. I don't give a fuck about any of those faggots.

T. Sabu

>how do you plead?
You'd better plead

FOR MERCY

"Your powers are useless here."

Hello?

There is so much dirt on the FBI they should be gracious they are allowed to even exist.

BANG BANG BANG

No, that's "Oh yeah, I forgot about the secret plan!" face. Dumb blonde Jewess.

cuff myself then shoot myself 3 times in the back of the head

>Russian
Sorry sir, but t's chinese.

seeing how you have 0 legal authority here, I'm ok ....

Sounds familiar...

IS GRUG BEING TAKEN?
GRUG WANNA TALK TO BADMANS CHIEF
GRUG KNOWS THE RULES
GRUG WANT LONG NOSE TALKER

Zero LAWFUL authority. Legal is a corporate term.

I’ve been dealing with the FBI lately. Not impressed at all. It’s not the door-kicking shit you see on TV. It’s so bad, I would take a small town cop to carry out an arrest instead of the fedgov.

מה אתה דינג כאן? אני עם המוסד

I dont have to enter into a plea without a trial.

Sweet prison gibs!

Is that you Fred? Why you spamming?

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Hit the thermite button on my desk, grab my backpack and attempt to run out the back. If they have the building surrounded I just suicide by cop I guess.

I plead the fif! F-I-F! FIIIIIF

Bost feet.

They are criminal if your a nigger like you

я дaжe нe вoлнyюcь!

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Depending on how drunk I am, literally this.

Fuckin hell, THIS is what you were doing instead of saving those kids?

>the FBI will arrest people for exercising their 1st Amendment right.

In all fields, boys.

You can't arrest me, I'm white! Look at my ending digits!

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I plead fuck off cunt. 1A.

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You got a warrant, Agent Fuckwit?

>Warrants

I KNOW MY RIGHTS! AM I BEING DETAINED?!

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Clearly you would be. Hows all that American Freedom working out for you?

>GRUG WANT LONG NOSE TALKER

OK, that's the first funny jew joke I've seen on Sup Forums in a long time. A very, very long time.

COLD DEAD HANDS, ALPHABET-SPOOK!

Why are you so mad at me?