IM THINKING ABOUT BECOMING A SCIENTOLOGIST... GO!

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Why?

>feeling self destructive nobody loves me
>not even my mom
>maybe XENU willl.....
>or at least maybe tom cruise.
> HeLL AT THIS POINT ILL SETTLE FOR JOHN TRAVOLTA

Seems like a sound decision. You should do it


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sounds like quite the adventure.
you should jump right in, go on, get both feet wet.
come back in a year and convince us to join.

SOUNDS LIKE SOLID ADVICE FROM A SOLID SOURCE I HERE YOUR FACILITIES ARE FIRST CLASS!!!

SHOULD I JOIN THE SEA ORG!?

I’m thinking of joining Islam because then I’d probably get a loyal wife.

NOW THATS SOLID BRAH

Gas yourself
This

Give your hundreds of thousands of dollars to me instead. Instead of ridding your soul of thetans, I will rid your soy of betans

Scientology is a fanfic tier cult on par with Pisslam except that it's not as old

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SHUT UP FUCKING SP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT THE THETANS ARE SCARY THEY TALK TO ME!!!!!

same ID? haha very funny.

NAH IM JUST ONE OF THE OP'S THETANS

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i feel so keked right now.

YOU OBVIOUSLY ARENT SEPERATED FROM YOUR BODY THETANS!!!

The supernatural can be dismissed. Religion is a vice.

XENU IS GONNA KILL YOU FUCKING SP!!!!! YOU BETTER GO GIVE SCIENTOLOGY $250,000 OR YOUR FUCKED AUDIT THOSE THETANS OUT!!!!

DO IT OP, DO IT (YOU WONT!)
post the best secret transcendent memetics you get access to here if you do

Posting from Gold Base. I just got done scrubbing some floors and David Miscavige just punched me in the ribs about an hour ago. AMA

I FUCKIN' KNEW YOU CUNTS WERE BEHIND THE PETERSTEIN CHARACTER ASSASSINATION THREADS!!!! Nobody in real life in 2018 want's to suck Miscaviage's 5'3" dick. Go shill somewhere else or better yet, leave your wacky cult. Stupid fucking faggot.

I DID I WAS AT THE ORG WHILE MAKING THIS POST SO HAH!!! GOT ALL THE BOOKS NOW! MY JOURNEY ON THE BRIDGE TO TOTAL FREEDOM BEGINS!!! BYBY BODY THETANS!!!