At least it might be.
BREAKING: TERRORIST ATTACK AT AUSTRALIA CASINO
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I fucking hate this city. If I could only get a job out rural id be there in a heartbeat. Fuck this cunt town.
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Holy shit but guns are illegal there?
I just looked outside my window and there are police on emus flying past at breakneck speed.
Should I turn on ABC News?
Quick rundown please?
What the fuck is going on in Melbourne?
My uncle lives in Brisbane. He says what happened is that an Emu got loose and harassed an armored car carrying money to the casino.
ITS THE JEWS
"Authorities said they are responding to an incident but would not comment further."
we don't know yet.
Kind of hard to throw another shrimp on the barbie when you and all your neighbours are packed in like sardines, eh, lad?
A cafe in my area got shot at last night. Never let any cunt say there is no firearm related crime here. It's infact increasing
oh
CNN says it s nothingburger
>At least it might be.
Is this another lame Dundee fake trailer?
>being a godless commie
Hell is for ever!
I'm on scene. its nothing.
I'm in Melbourne. My kangaroo can tell something is fucked because she's refusing her vegemite and acting all nervous in the garage. I gave her a few pingas and a bucket bong but it's not working. I reckon I'll ride her down there for a closer look once home and away finishes.
Nothing burger with extra cheese
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Don't forget to try home among the gum trees to sooth her.
dont worry, nothing bad happens here since we banned guns.
Revolution time ?
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pls, pls, pls, pls, pls! tripple diget death count.
Keep your kangaroo safe mate
At least no guns were used.
>sus backpack
This isn't happenings
Yes, fuck the Australian Government.
>australian casino
Chinese guy has snapped after a losing everything.
>At least it might be.
You woke me up for this?
Moneyvan robbery, probably.
A casino would be a poor choice for a politically motivated terrorist
It's some whacko cunt claiming he has a bomb and the coppas have already sorted it. Chill out cobbas
There was a drugged up junkie walking around with a backpack and people got spooped
-1 seppo points if seppo
Q predicted this.
Packs of angry rabid crocs have escaped from the melborne zoo and eating all aborigines in their path . its happening mates
The emus have returned
>tfw Q is a Oracle now
~AAAAAAAAAAAAAH~
UPDATE Crown Casino says an incident involving one patron has been "resolved peacefully" with the help of police
FUCK OFF BACK TO BED NOTHING'S HAPPENING!
This. Why the hell do they think banning guns is a good idea although it causes crime to go up? Not to mention people can get guns via black markets so yeah bans are pointles.
The only reason i would need a gun is to off myself. I'm sick of living. I don't want anyone else to be hurt, just myself.
Stay safe Aussie Bros. Don't be afraid to shoot back at the terrorist.
Fingers crossed.
>Melbourne
They didn't ban guns. They banned semi-auto rifles for non-professional shooters. Bolt action rifles, pistols and shotguns are still easy to get.
PLEASE BE MUSLIM
PLEASE BE MUSLIM
PLEASE BE MUSLIM
PLEASE BE MUSLIM
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UPDATE Police say they were called to Crown after reports of a man with a backpack acting erratically. He is now in custody
HAPPENINGS CANCELLED!
The Clinton's and USA sure cucked you fucks at Port Arthur.
pew pew pew haha you lost your guns shitposters.
we're with her# RESISTBITCHES
Again?
I'm glad I watched that video but I have no idea what it means
The number of burgers who know nothing our gun laws and try to compare their own to ours is retarded. Really shows the American education.
Digits and no dead. Except for the mudslime terrorists.
The point of gun control is to disarm Whites. No one else follows the laws.
I'm calling white collar crime or something Chinese and money related.
>Melbourne
And nothing of value was lost.
K.. KEEP ME POSTED
why do they look like two headed
>not knowing a shitty country's gun laws is a failure of American education
Sorry buddy, we focus on more important things. Like controlling outer space and war and shit.
your life sounds awesome senpai.
we all know what that means
but soyboy andrews told me diversity is our strength
can't be bothered, cunt.
what the fuck is a 'shrimp'?
Ban assault backpacks.
They cause unnecessary panic and waste taxpayer money, especially when worn by those experiencing a mental episode.
Cool
report back
This is so true, all the kids left in cars at the casino were from Asian families
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Good old days.
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It's what normal people call prawns.
It's not happening, as usual. I miss when shit happened every day. It's all been too quiet for months now.
>A MAN with a backpack behaving “erratically” forced a mass evacuation of Crown Casino this afternoon with terrified workers and diners flooding out onto the street.
>Police responded to multiple reports of the suspicious man about 3.30pm on the first floor of the building.
>Members of the special operation group, critical incident response and bomb squad descended on the area and quickly arrested a 55-year-old man who remains in custody.
>Nothing was found inside the man’s backpack but it is yet to be completely cleared by safety officers.
>Acting Commander David Clayton said there were no injuries to the suspect, police or public and the man did not resist arrest.
Terrible-quality video on this one.
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no way, how's that GUN CONTROL working out in AUSTRALIA where no one is allowed to have any weapons?!
Somewhat better, lads.
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Don’t off yourself with a gun, it will add to the gun crime figures. At least give trump another year before giving up all hope
They really don't call them "shrimp" over there, then? Goodness, but those were some outward-facing advertisments if ever there were some.
in australia there are tiny crawling bugs trying to kill you
there are huge horrible bugs trying to kill you
there are giant kangaroos in the road trying to kill you
there are snakes trying to kill you
there are spiders trying to kill you
there are even fucking octopuses trying to kill you
but you better watch the fuck out for the guy with a backpack
Digits for Afghanis
You’re absolutely correct. Our failure rate of 56% in 8th grade Australian Gun Laws 202 is simply unacceptable when considering how many of us comment on it.
you're right, bleach is so much more tastier. If you read my comment you'd know I don't have access to one.
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Insightful.
Shel be right mate
>some faggot with a bag making threats
>casino locks down, cops move in
>literally nothing
Another quality Sup Forums thread
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>doesn't have access to a bleach
Yah they are, that's why the incident is unknown and no one is dead, otherwise it would state "multiple people killed by semi automatic weapon fire" but it doesn't, does it!?
let me be the first to claim this was a false flag
>cops pay some cunt to act like a terrorist in crown
>cops diffuse the situation, nobody gets hurt
>Melbourne faggots feel like the police can protect them from terrorists
>yet another car plows through pedestrians
Then why comment on it?
Fucking burgers
Kinda boring t.bh
That made me giggle, thank you. I really need a giggle right now user.
Lol most types of guns were banned
>easy to get
Absolute horseshit. The licensing was made much stricter.
Massacres involving guns fell off a fucking cliff after we banned guns, so I'd say it's going pretty well.
>implying massacres was a day to day event prior to banning guns.
>implying we've had a single one since