This is your taxi driver

This is your taxi driver.

Get in the car, motherfucker.

no

H-how much??

Was MTSP the best the thing to happen to Tohsaka?

DELET this.

Hold on a minute. Explain to me why the taxi driver is a also a prostitute first.

So she won't need to hire a driver, duh. Pick up a book, user.

you get free rides if you do "that".

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She can barely reach the steering wheel while leaning forward, let alone touch the pedals. Dumb midget bitch better get Seiba to put some stilts on her old man pleasing foot appendages.

You ever see what a .44 Magnum would do to a woman's pussy?

That's one classy whore.
Does she get paid by the hour or does she only do full nights?

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>Hold on a minute. Explain to me why the taxi driver is a also a prostitute first.

Ishta(Rin) is pure, faggot.

Most of the time, both are on the menu.

My dick

You are just jealous because Rin has a car and you are too poor to afford one.

That's an incredibly dangerous way to drive a car, she needs to move the seat way forward.

WATCH THE ROAD

There are thousands of tsunderes with twin tails but what makes Tohsaka Rin so superior?

>That's an incredibly dangerous way to drive a car, she needs to move the seat way forward.

She's inviting you to put your head on her thighs.

>You will never have every version of Rin lust after you.
Why live?

wheres the root beer and classic rock CDs

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That's a highly inappropriate manner of dressing for a taxi drive. Uber and Lyft drivers would never do something like that.

literally watch the fucking road slut

I could afford one if I also please old men for money too

>too poor to afford uber black
>he doesn't know

Heh.

I love how all Ishtar does is manage to get bullied

Little japanese girls aren't big enough to drive huge gaijin taxis. Can she even reach the pedals?

Oh.... let me get a buc....... bucket because I'll be drooling all the way.

Ishtar is the bully!

No thanks. I'll stick with Kotomine.

Isn't ishtar the chick that wanted to fuck Gilgamesh? why is that she looks like Rin?

Oh "that."

Literally the opposite of pure.

that's a nice taxi

A ride for a ride I see. I'll take it

Yes

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To pound town pls.

Because FGO made Rin the canonical vessel of a slut goddess.

>Can't even reach the pedals
Yeah I'm not taking this ride, no way fag.

Does any of the fatefag wizards know which timeline redman is canonically from?

Pure slut is still pure.

Dumb goddess.

t-touch cocks?
that wouldn't make sense.

Translation where

Why do people even like this artist? His art is fucking terrible.

muh balding fat old men

foot
pussy

At least EMIYA and Gil have something in common now.

Why are prostitutes so great?

I'm in work and I need to fap right now!

Why is watching Rin pleasuring old men so hot ?

They're alchemical miracles that transmute money into pleasured old men.

An altered Fate route where he couldn't save Saber.

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a good end Fate route where he put too many points into Illya

I would get in that taxi driver, alright.

>taxi

this is 2017 ffs

Huh? What are you talking about? Give me some fucking context; what are people supposed to use?

Do people user Uber and Zipcars in Japan?

Anyone know the name of that doujin of Rin and the pig?

So, I can do her as she drives? Will I need to pay extra when the taxi ride lasts longer than the sex?