Brit/pol/ : Lockdown edition

>"Red" weather warning as Russia ramps up snow assault
belfasttelegraph.co.uk/incoming/red-weather-warning-issued-with-more-snow-coming-36654154.html

>BoJo branded "COWARD" as he runs away from Irish question twice
politicalscrapbook.net/2018/02/watch-boris-johnson-branded-a-coward-as-he-flees-commons-to-avoid-question-on-irish-border/
vimeo.com/257885915
archive.is/YqL1V

>Unionists: EU is attemting annexation of N.Ireland
tuv.org.uk/eus-attempt-to-annex-northern-ireland-needs-actions-not-words-from-pm/
archive.is/7dgZs

>21 earthquakes in 50 days, UK is rocking
express.co.uk/news/uk/923237/uk-earthquakes-twenty-one-fifty-days-british-geological-survey
archive.is/WEa4T

>Row over 'racist' Mosely leaflet
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43224171
archive.is/PbiJj

>Munroe clarifies "All white people are racist" comments. With "Racism isn't always conscious"
inews.co.uk/news/politics/racism-isnt-always-conscious-munroe-bergdorf-clarifies-white-people-comments-amid-tory-backlash/
archive.is/e5AJV

>May belligerent against EU's draft withdrawal agreement
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-may-rebukes-eu-brexit-12101857
archive.is/ybZtR

>Legalise Weed: Conservative Home [420 everyday]
conservativehome.com/platform/2018/02/chloe-schendel-wilson-cannabis-prohibition-has-failed-on-all-fronts-the-uk-should-follow-canadas-pragmatic-example-instead.html
archive.is/cgkMc

>10 Ultra-cheap recipes, for the food-frugal
mirror.co.uk/money/recipes-cheap-rice-chilli-egg-pancakes-5760390
archive.is/EArlE

:::Threadly Odds:::
>TMay will lose PMship by end of March : 3 / 1
www2.politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2018/02/28/paddypower-makes-it-3-1-that-tmay-wont-survive-beyond-the-end-of-march/
archive.is/GDZTW

>Watch the full boisterous PMQs here:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43142773

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>>TMay will lose PMship by end of March : 3 / 1
What's the response to Corbyn's speech the other day been?
Didn't seem to be to excited immediately afterwards, but has it been turned into a PR success?

sieg heil desu

youtube.com/watch?v=u2oxnFCcOOg

View full PMQs here:

youtube.com/watch?v=sqxDacrRCmM

eddie's safe and sound but his fag ends are freezing over in the car with his limes and k-cider with dregs.

SNOW

>it starts off with another "i hope the house gives condolences"

ffs

youtube.com/watch?v=sqxDacrRCmM

state of britain

>full
>12 minutes

>repost for the Smiths fans here

Poor young girls:
Raped in their very own towns by the browns
But that's okay, because they would have been raped anyway.
Don't blame the sweet and tender Muslims.

By Lily Allen

youtube.com/watch?v=LZa03EpBck0

I watch the world, its tower blocks headbutting the skyline,
So stitch that,
That slit in the sky like a knife gash, and a fallen sixties leather jacket,
The tenements so unlovely and kitsch,
And the people rolling on in our colours and classes, classes and colours,
The beats of New London,
Twisted by the bitter rhythm of the wrong education,
In the big schools,
On the bigger grey gothic, pink plastic flower estates,
Twizzling our biros and cashing our giros,
And it’s tupence for your philosophy,
And tupence for your dreams,
Fair ye unwell on the welfare,
And the state is a fair man-made maid,
It understands the sweet sickly pleasure of melancholy,
The malign happiness of the horrors,
Lick die happiness of the horrors,
Delights in the mystery of it’s own misery,
A modern love,
So here we are,
The fucked generation,
At the fag-end of the 20th century A.D.,
Young and still breathing,
But now it’s a trial,
Cause we tried it all and we’re tired by it all,
Too much, too young, too often, too many times,
And it’s too late,
But we’re not surrendering though,
Fuck no we’re not,
We’re on the offensive,
On all fours in the puddles of No Man’s Land,
And in that manner we move to the rhythms of ice cream vans playing ‘oranges and lemons’,
And police sirens spinning and waking their mythical wails,

tunnocks teacakes desu

Yeah they don't go for long now because they all get really tired and need to go to bed after 15 minutes. They just let Jews make policiy and govern the country in secret behind closed doors.

Morrissey eat your heart out!

>Bring back control of our borders
Aren't the Tories gunning for a soft border along Ireland?

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Why is Hitchens so likeable lads?

I'm overly proud of that and now very disappointed no one else gets it.

>if we have a hard border with ireland the IRA will go back to blowing up kids

but why would they do that when we have corbyn making peace deals with them?

They wouldn't. They've realised institutional power is far more comfy and better for PR.

>4:20
I'm fucking dying, why did she make that noise?

the russian nonce thread has more posts

wtf was that hahahaha

having said that, the russian nonce has done half the posts

she's a fucking lunatic just like 99% of that whole room

listening to them screech at each other is fucking embarrassing, absolute state of democracy

it's tradition

It's making more sense lads. Should I kms now?

maggies pmqs are vastly superior, with her witty intellect smacking down them socialists

yeah but with autist may and wimpy corbyn its just constant patheticness, with mays "but labour party economy mess 10 years ago" and corbyns "muh immigrants and nhs" noises

Accusing him of being a spacker, innit?

if you believe in hierarchy you can't be a communist

youtube.com/watch?v=9kdYq2R_5pg

I've steered the Brit/pol/ ship to this thread now.

Work is cancelled lads, just back from the residential gym on my street, drank some home-made cocoa+yogurt based mass gainer and smoking a spliff. PUBG or Endless Space 2?

do an iq test testyourself.psychtests.com/staticid/975

ES2, lad

>(((video games)))

Shays cual out taday boi

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I enjoy these speakers corner things, although it seems like a microcosm of e-celebdom. there's call-outs, references, alliances, a huge reliance on [anti]social media
it's nice people are using speakers corner again but it's a true barometer for our societal discourse

this, IRA was institutionalised.
people harking on about "they have enough guns stashed away" aren't woke to the 21st century. the private military corporation (government) wouldn't allow that to occur whilst they're signing big bonus trade deals with the EU etc.
Ireland needs to be quiet and listen to whatever whomever wants to decide for it to decide for it what's best.

jej wtf

who is that guy?
i know probe lingers around under false flags but the montenegro loves posting nolink OPs and just razzing up off-topic discussion?
if he's paid i'd understand, but if he's doing it for free wtf?

sharing is still caring lad
but state mandated sharing is tantamount to theft. so find your own path to love.

above 50 i have another coffee

houston we have takeoff

youtube.com/watch?v=VvzBo8KQ8yY

i miss yktd

What if you’re a Stalinist who believes in socialism in one country?

So do I

do you think this'd hold up in court?

then you aren't a communist

Is that you bae?

PMQs has literally become this
youtube.com/watch?v=Xz5GeckPkZU

Fucking hell lads, this lot are deluded

Are you one of those “communism’s never actually happened” people? Because most would say it’s a bit of a stretch to say Stalin wasn’t a communist.

Fucking quiet today

Very calm day or just me?

>oh haha how funny
>oh wait they are actually like that in real life

communism has literally never happened and literally never will

bennett mentioned

You don't get to keep sodding off Marxist ideas and Leninist ideas and then claim to be a Communist.
It has, "actually happened," in as much as the proposed path has been repeatedly tried and shown to not result in the utopia, but Stalin wasn't a very good Communist.

unlike national socialism, it has happened and it did work

Nice of them to wear their Star of David badges. Finally being honest about what they are, eh?

i've been there. it's really cool. bullet holes in the walls still.

Fuck you they're daffodils, it's St David's Day tomorrow.

>it has happened
State capitalism is communism?

>and it did work
State capitalism is a good system, agreed.

good compared to what

vocaroo.com/i/s1CVCVqXkbto

>St. (((David)))
>Star of (((David)))
I don't think this is a coincidence.

Communism happened more then National Socialism and had far more time to develap

fucking hell lol

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a stateless classless society with common ownership of the means of production

It's not. His name was taken from David's. Bishops tend to borrow names from the Bible like that.

Of course if we talk about FULL Communism that is stateless that wasn't finsihed job because of mean guy called Hitler who believed German state had right to exist...
But Communism itself happened in lot of coutries with well known results at the end...

International capitalism (what we have now). It would also be better than communism. Any system which recognises difference and allows talented individuals to succeed will always be better than an egalitarian system.

Well. Shit.

>mentions communism
>the russian nonce starts posting

What a complete shower of shit being afraid of a bit of snow.
Mind you with any luck it might kill off a paki or two.

and yet he was still easier to get along with than the ones we have now

Karl Marx believed people will stop using money in about 50-60 years back when he wrote Communist manifesto

LOL That dimwit was just telling people what they want to hear in his theories that he never even tried or used in real life.

>a stateless classless society with common ownership of the means of production
Why is this a good thing? Convince me.

>in his theories that he never even tried or used in real life.
I mean, you're not wrong, but how does one try out theories relating to the supposed natural progression of societies?

How could a country even be stateless? Doesn't make sense. How would it defend itself against outside threads and prevent infighting?

i suppose it depends how you define good

Stalin was actually ''nice'' no matter how hard that sounds.

Think about World revolution,there would be Marxist coups and civil wars in all parts of the Earth if not for Stalin's socialism in one country and of course massive Communist loses due to Axis in ww2

it's fucking not

>nice
he had no choice

stalin unironically is the reason why the SU were losing so hard for 3 years

I don't think you could stop making these even if you tried

I think the brainlet you are channelling is slowly taking over your mind and there is nothing you can do to stop it.

Lol dickhead

I thought you were a communist?

definitely not

>Purge the officer corps
>Chose to disbelieve the build up of German troops on your border
>Try and micromanage
Tacticool genius if you ask me, Russians won the war singlehandedly, I know 'cause COD told me sol

They call it a "communist society", not country. The ideal of communism is very similar to anarchism.

>CISPY SOSIJ TEAT

my fucking sides

There wouldn’t be countries any more. Marxist communism is strictly globalist.

have you ever heard of the anti-great man of history theory. that it's not great men but stupid men making mistakes that drive history.

but he was a genius according to gommies

One Russian General Andrey Vlasov formed alliance with Germany and met with Goebbels because Stalin ordered that every Soviet officer or solder who surender gets executed

imagine if they'd had someone competent and a non-murdered officer class, they would have just steamrolled back the other way as soon as it started

That might be the case for the two world wars, but it'd be wrong to extend that to history in general.

But wouldn't people just start building up power and influence until they're essentially a state?

if you wouldn't shag her up the duff don't post in this thread.

he legitimately thought the army were coming to shoot him because he had effectively abandoned his position and stayed at home lol

instead they asked him to come back to work