Would Astolfo make a good lover?

Would Astolfo make a good lover?

the best

only if he does enema frequently

He was literally built for sex

what the hell is up with that flesh tooth

I want Astolfo to become mother (male) to my children

>French dude
>good lover
He'd cheat on you.

Not if you are Saracen~

Canonically speaking he's cheated on his wife with 700 other women while wondering why his wife cheated on him.

I wouldn't mind him cheating on me with women. If he cheated on me with another man, though, I'd probably be devastated. Am I weird?

He's a Frog? Kek why are Frenchies so slutty? Even the ones that aren't are unintentionally sexual.

Is Paris literally called "the city of love"?

I want Astolfo to cuck me by fucking my waifu while I locked up in chastity.

The French literally invented romance. It's in their genes.

Depends.
Are you a man or a woman?

I'm a man.

I want to Astolfo there. Anime girls kicking, stepping and squeezing balls is my biggest fetish.

to be*

Would you rather be Astolfo's lover or Astolfo himself?

ASTOLFO PLEASES FAT BALD FACELESS OLD MEN FOR FREE

>tfw you are a fat old faceless man
>but no cute trap is sucking your dick
JUST

delete this

>French
He's actually English since he is supposed to be the son of Otto, king of England which is probably a reference to Offa the king of Mercia, a kingdom in Anglo-Saxon England.

astolfo himself, then i wouldnt exist

What would it be like being lovers with the girls from Apocrypha?

both

The best.

Hey guys I fixed Astolfo

No need to thank me

Why?

Because you touch yourself at night.

gay

He would make a great Griffith replacement

I still like it

jesus fucking christ that neck

I want to rape Astolfo's feet.

A giraffe.

>Am I weird?
no, you're just a cuckold. It's 2017 though so don't worry , it's completely normal.

I wish I were a girl so astolfo could be my boyfriend.

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I guess it depends on your mindset? A lot of guys don't really seem to mind their girl cheating on them with another girl since it seems hot. So I guess how unusual it is depends on how much of a girl you see him as?

>fixed

Those thighs and hips... That shit's too curvy for a man.

I hear he's very tasty.

Wow, thanks for ruining that picture for me.

>male feet
Disgusting.

Her puffy vulva is built for sex.

But they're female feet (male)

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he would make a better rape victim

sick fuck

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>this thread
I I´M NOT GAY!!

both options are great

Delete this.

Astolfo is not a boy, he is a miracle of the universe.

NOPE

"no"

P-please...be gentle... (it´s my first time!)

Sure thing cuck.

I didn't say it was right, I just said it wouldn't be unusual.

I'm girl who really wants to get fucked by Astolfo.

I'm a girl and I really want to peg Astolfo.

Astolfo sucks.

What girls?

He's a guy

that image looks more horny than imposing

meme failed

Daily reminder that only straight men of refined taste and culture, like anime girls like Astolfo

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wew

rude

That's gay!

I WANT TO LIVE A ROMANTIC, LOVEY-DOVEY LIFE WITH ASTOLFO

Same but mostly anal sex

His ass is good.

Name some of her good points

>No official bulge pics or stats
But why?

But that's gay Senpai.

Jeanne D.arc will see it.