Characters that are literally you

Can we have a thread for "characters that are literally you"?
This is sooo me. Minoru from hajime no gal

Cirno is literally me - strong, smart and beautiful!

This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

for me it's Kubo. intelligent, nihilistic, and has a wicked sense of humor.

I'm intelligent, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor. I also have sharkteeth and I am a girl!

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Literally me, intelligent, nihilistic, attractive and is Sakura's boyfriend.

>literal pedophile
>it's considered to be merely a quirk
Japan, i...

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>He considers loli the same as child porn
A fucking leaf.

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in-universe he is an actual pedophile though

So? He hasn't raped anyone, even when he was in contact with little girls. He knows his limits and respects the law, nothing wrong with that.

>gets a summer job in a kindergarten school confessing his love to them
>goes out of his way to see them naked in the hot springs
Yeah, totally safe.

>wants to fuck madoka
literally me

Literally me

me on the right

He redeemed himself in the last episode

Didn't rape in either case. He's a model citizen who is content with sharing love and satisfying his libido with toys and stuff. Love and sex are different things.

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literally me.

This is literally me: intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

Would you be comfortable with a guy like that confessing his love to your daughter? You'll get it when you'll have your own kids.

I know you guys want meme answers, but this guy is literally me.

Rate my fistfighting technique.

One who I could be confident won't sexually abuse her and I know my daughter won't reciprocate feelings for? Sure, I fail to see the harm.

Yeah, it's probably better if you won't reproduce then. Keep fapping, buddy!

>Yeah, it's probably better if you won't reproduce then.
Please enlighten me user. What is the harm with the situation I have outlined?

I'm being serious.

Not only harmless pedos don't exist, but even if they did, it's just not right to expose children to that. You are either a pedo yourself or way too tolerant for your own good.

>Not only harmless pedos don't exist
Do you have proof of that?

>it's just not right to expose children to that.
To what exactly? Adults telling them that they love them?

Hey, doxxing is forbidden!

About the same age as me, I dropped out of school a bit earlier than him tho if I recall correctly. been NEET with minuscule social life ever since, but not 0.

not actually a virgin, can even sort of handle social situations except in the worst spouts of anxious madness. I mean, he really makes friends quite fast for an ex-hikki.

I also get excited stupid ideas every now and then; I've gone though net games, occultism, various political ideologies and religious ideas, a darn lot of hobbies, I'm trying to write a book. Never used drugs much but I've drunk too much. I have kind of a gambling problem if I let myself go, too.

tl;dr I relate to him on a much deeper level than "lmao I'm a hikkikomori too!!!" but it counts as a meme answer as well, doesn't it

Literally me Tbh

Hitler was right. Eugenics is the way to go

That's far too close to allow in society. I'm ok with lolicons, but if you desire the real thing and you're getting this close to getting it, it's no bueno.

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Bondrewd is pretty much me. We both care about science and progress, and don't give a shit about people or suffering.

So what? You'll forbid your teenage daughter from having boyfriends too?

It's idiots like you the reason i ended up being fucked up, you love to censor shit don't you, and after that you laugh at the virgin for doing exactly what you told him to do.

Either way, there's men confessing to women all the fucking time, yet the amount of rapes are minimum in comparison, and you still have the fucking law to retaliate.

yes i'm that pathetic

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The guy is fucking sexually attracted to children. STOP fucking trying to defend this with "muh pure love" argument, if he gets a legit chance to fuck a little girl, he'll take it.
And do you have proof that harmless pedophiles exist?

>teenage
Is okish, if the difference in age is too big it's not
>child
Is not

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>STOP fucking trying to defend this with "muh pure love" argument
I haven't just made any such argument. All I've said is that I can't see any harm in an adult telling a child that they love them if their relationship is not sexual. You, for some reason, seem to think this is both immoral and impossible and I'm trying to get you to back up your assertions.

Take your pick

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