Vatican Miracle Examiner

JOHN JONES WAS A FAKE
RAINBOW JESUS WAS A SHAM
JULIA IS A CLOWN
EXISTENCE OF GOD STILL DUBIOUS
ALL WE CAN BELIEVE IN IS HITLER'S SPERM AND SNEK

I want to molest a pure Catholic shota

Hiraga will reunite with his true love soon.

YES BUT ROBERTO IS STILL THE BEST COOK SO FUCK YOU

>Not believing in God after seeing those two miracle boys

But he's been with his true love all this time.

What deus-ex did Hiraga request from Lauren for this case?

Why is this "man" so white?

He is super holy.

Where is she now?

Nazi Germany

Super holy, super french, and super royal.

Glub glub

Night vision goggles or polarized glass

>implying a pasta boiler can compete with the true heir to the throne of france

Arcs 1 and 2 were all about how genetics can go fuck themselves. Cooking and cleaning will win out.

Zubz out

Julia is so fuckable. He even has a girl's name.

apparently his name is supposed to be giulio

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Nothing surprises me at this point.

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PUCCINI, NO!

>The priest was fling of the mountain.
>But that's crazy Roberto!
>Haha! Don't be silly Hiraga, it was a joke. He fell of a plane instead.
>Oh, I see now!

At least I was right to think it was drugs. Every arc has drugs.
The albino kids plotline was really stupid by it still broke my heart. "Indulgences", oh my god, poor kid.

There appears to be space for an interpretative drawing assignment. How many pig-demons can you find?

12 I think.

I still don't get how he could have fell off a plane. Was Jo2seph or Gio2rno piloting?

He was in the landing gear wasn't he? His frozen corpse wasn't holding on to anything anymore so it just fell.

C-cute

Is that a clown with FAMAS?

I'm pretty sure that is not a FAMAS.

Begone /k/!

Julia's proportions bug me so much.

Is he talking about his asshole?

This show is simply perfection.
Fucking cocaine dust

That sounds intresting, I tought it was fujoshit

>800 years of Albino slaves mining gold
>literal cocaine dust responsible for the rainbow
>Clowns with guns
Well ok then.
Ded Ryota next episode

Someone forgot to turn down his bloom setting.

>Albino slaves
>Cocaine under the floors of a church
>Industrial-scale money counterfeiting
>Julia is back
Have we surpassed mystery #1 yet?

>We kept a bunch of mole albinos to mind gold
I love non-nonchalant everyone was about just rolling with that.

They went all the way down to Australia?

So Father Julia is going to be the Rastapopoulos of this show?

Featuring
Roberto 'Indiana Jones' Nicholas
Hiraga 'Nigel' Joseph Kou
etc... Seriously, I got Indiana Jones vibes constantly in this ep

>literal cocaine dust responsible for the rainbow
That's launched into the air by rumbling tires every morning at the same time. The floor is literally covered in cocaine at all times and a breeze never comes through. Also no one realizes they're high on cocaine and it lasts exactly as long as the light show needs to.

This fucking show.

Why the fuck would it be that. This whole part confuses me.

When we saw the hole in the shed and the frozen guy I thought he fell from an airplane and froze on the way down, but then I thought that an explanation like that would be too ridiculous for even this show because he'd splatter like a crushed grape even if he froze.

Shit translation. They called them 純粋(pure) beasts in moon. I don't know how they jumped from beast to numbers, but prime numbers are pure in the sense that they can't be divided by anything else.

>but then I thought that an explanation like that would be too ridiculous for even this show

Maybe its a kind of an auto-suggestion?
They were told what is going to happen when they hear that horn and drug magic does it.

I know, that was fucking stupid.

That still leaves the "Everyone is high for exactly 2 minutes but never realizes it" and "the floor is literally covered in cocaine and no one ever notices or sweeps" problem.

>what is suspension of disbelief

Hiraga, that's fucking deep, yo.

Priests and people on mass dont do drugs, they might dont know how cocaine looks like.

About "miracle" timespan, remember that Jesus was painted? maybe it was triggered by some crazy light show when sun is in certain position?

Honestly, i have no idea and i am not autist enough to try to explain it.

>shouting mamma while in danger
Finally an anime character I can relate to.

this chapter felt too rushed, though I liked Julia The French Clown. I wonder what will they do on the last one besides showing Ryota's tragic death and Roberto sexually comforting Hiraga

Both arcs together aren't as good as the first one. This series blew it's load too early.

I see what you did there

They weren't getting high they were seeing rainbow effect from light being reflected off airborne cocaine particles
apparently

It blew it's load so early, it was still 1945.

So what about cameras, such thing can't be recorded or they just used shitty ones?

magic cocaine i aint gotta explain shit

I call bullshit. Vatican priests are expected to have a higher tolerance for cocaine.

What if we were all on cocaine?

Why? He'd a little girl, he isn't any different from us.

Wouldn't his body shatter or some shit?

>and Roberto sexually comforting Hiraga
>No Roberto reanimating Hirana this episode

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER JOSEPH

What was the point of this character?

Ded. Roberto raped him then killed him and cooked his corpse for dinner.

Didn't they say the coke was hidden under the chapel's floor? It comes out through the cracks when the cars pass.

>butthurt french detected

in a hollywood sci-fi flick

not yet

It's actually a P90, swine

Not if it was only frozen superficially. It would still retain enough elasticity not to shatter on contact with the roof.

>it was cuckoldry, cocaine and an elaborate underground facility conspiracy

I expected nothing less

someone post that creepy santa

How many episodes is this?

not enough

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They've teased this forever now. Just tell already.
You mean this one?

>Get into this expecting The Name of The Rose mixed with chinese cartoons
>Get cuckold santa running the Illuminati

>so you don't remember anything about the tunnel that opened up after the water drained away?
Roberto confirmed for forcing open unconcious Hiraga's tunnel

The name of the rose is shit, so we got the better deal.

This is a very friendly-looking rock.

I love the backgrounds in this.

Hiraga is so pure and a true man of God.

Ayyy

I kek'ed at how matter-of-factly he says this.

>Julia in charge of landscaping

Abducted by Catholic aliens

>streaming
Fuck off and kill yourself.

Go to bed Gene Wolfe

Fun direction.

It's gotta be either fisheye or 45 degree angle. Otherwise all the atmosphere is just wasted.

I mean just look at the screencap . You can literally hear the X-files theme in the background.

Damn it, I'm missing the thread, won't be home for another 20 minutes nooooo.

Hiding in a plane is already retarded.Hiraga just gave up.

what a show that was

So is this thing actually good? I watched the first episode but didn't like how fast it was going and all the unapologetic fujobait.