Brit/pol/ - The Beast from the East edition

>BoJo branded "COWARD" as he runs away from Irish question twice
politicalscrapbook.net/2018/02/watch-boris-johnson-branded-a-coward-as-he-flees-commons-to-avoid-question-on-irish-border/
vimeo.com/257885915

>Unionists: EU is attemting annexation of N.Ireland
tuv.org.uk/eus-attempt-to-annex-northern-ireland-needs-actions-not-words-from-pm/

>21 earthquakes in 50 days, UK is rocking
express.co.uk/news/uk/923237/uk-earthquakes-twenty-one-fifty-days-british-geological-survey

>Row over 'racist' Mosely leaflet
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43224171

>Munroe clarifies "All white people are racist" comments. With "Racism isn't always conscious"
inews.co.uk/news/politics/racism-isnt-always-conscious-munroe-bergdorf-clarifies-white-people-comments-amid-tory-backlash/

>May belligerent against EU's draft withdrawal agreement
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-may-rebukes-eu-brexit-12101857

>Legalise Weed: Conservative Home [420 everyday]
conservativehome.com/platform/2018/02/chloe-schendel-wilson-cannabis-prohibition-has-failed-on-all-fronts-the-uk-should-follow-canadas-pragmatic-example-instead.html

>BBC sacks 6 from official aid charity over sexual misconduct
telegraph.co.uk/politics/2018/02/27/exclusive-bbcs-official-aid-charity-sacked-six-staff-sexual/

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twitter.com/SofieHagen/status/968841936906981376
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-43236649
conservativehome.com/platform/2018/02/chloe-schendel-wilson
manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/bury-parks-investigation-police-grooming-14343913
order-order.com/2018/03/01/barnier-adviser-sends-late-night-tweet-flipping-top-remainers/
theguardian.com/politics/2018/mar/01/european-parliament-rejects-uks-brexit-transition-proposals
belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/lowdown-on-draft-document-that-has-caused-a-stir-at-westminster-36656398.html
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/david-davis-brexit-divorce-bill-threat-eu-northern-ireland-remain-brussels-a8234111.html
ibtimes.co.uk/irish-border-being-used-spark-new-brexit-referendum-says-boris-johnson-1664525
youtube.com/watch?v=pOCTc9VgL_o
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

twitter.com/SofieHagen/status/968841936906981376

why do morning threads seem more depressive than evening ones?

Start as you mean to go on...Food!

Hilarious.

HEALTHY AT ANY SIZE

Kek, excellent.

>How dare they try to warn me

Presumably you have private health care?

i'm literally shaking

For sofie hagen..........

Triggered. Fat bitch is hitting shift for entire words.

we have tons of anti obsesity campagins before why is this one causing a outrage?

>BMI is debunked
Lmao it's a general indicator you whale.

Fuck me she must be getting more exercise smacking away at her keyboard about this than she's had all week.

what year is it?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-43236649
DUDE

>And you can absolutely go away in terms of trying to excuse it. Society viewing fatness as a negative thing is a thing that kills more than the cancer that you MIGHT get due to MAYBE something to do with you POSSIBLY weighing MORE than a CERTAIN weight POSSIBLY MAYBE.

Would you?

we have the change4life and weightwatchers adverts on

Bring back the BNP

Yes, it's not even expensive so seems a no-brainer to me. For the cost of a mobile phone contract a month you have access to far better standards of care, more quickly delivered. As I live reasonably near to London, my closest major hospitals are full of their over-spill - so I would dare take my chances there.

Would recommend most people who can afford £30 a month to do it.

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Sorry, we can't. Nigel Farage and UKIP destroyed it then bragged about it.

I'm sold. Thanks. I've been thinking about it for a while after some very bad treatment from the NHS not long ago.

That is
>Fatties are less likely to get screened
Presumably because they know they're disgusting and are embarrassed to open their rolls

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Jesus fuck, is that her?

Fat bitches should be banned from everything.

Does it work just like a general insurance plan and for any GP referral you just get it sorted out cushty? Do you still pay for prescriptions? Probably a stupid question but I really don't know much about private healthcare apart from that it's sometimes just parts of the same hospital and doctors but better care.

I start work as a civil servant soon and can get discounts on it among shitloads of other things so I'll probably seriously consider.

>conservativehome.com/platform/2018/02/chloe-schendel-wilson
>chloe-schendel-wilson

A far left huff post writer, imagine my shock.

Reminder Jordan Peterson and Sargon are Hitler-hating classical liberals/cuckservatives and represent civil nationalism

Good decision, you won't regret it and as you age, the longevity of your custom with companies will serve as leverage to negotiate a lower rate than had you just jumped on to the private insurance bandwagon after a mid-life crisis or poorer NHS treatment again.

You can get plans that either do or do not include prescriptions - and can pay extra per month to access more medical facilities to get seen even sooner, etc... though I don't do this. Have a play around on one of those comparison websites, they will show you are the optional extras and prices and obviously there's no obligation to buy anything at the end of it. Good to get a basic grounding in what is available.

You have a special place on my filter list.

water is slightly blue

What flavour crisps lad?

manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/bury-parks-investigation-police-grooming-14343913

>An investigation into the grooming and sex abuse of children in parks in Bury has been launched, police revealed today.

>The case - codenamed Burgos - has led to a string of recent arrests, and detectives are appealing for victims to come forward.

>Nine children are already receiving specialist support after being identified as potential victims.

>Officers have been investigating child sexual exploitation offences in the Bury area since June last year, but have only just made the fact public.

>The case centres on the Openshaw Park and Clarence Park areas of the borough. But it is not yet known whether it focuses on an organised gang or a number of individuals.

>Officers have been sent onto the streets to identify suspects and offences and say they are working with the community as part of a ‘wider disruption plan’.

My fuckin' Nieces play in this park.

Lol

>by using twitters services you agree to our cookie use
guess fataphobia is against the ToS

I'm an Alpha male.

And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasnos you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

How do you lads feel knowing every single city in England is becoming minority white British?

I'm one of the only few real alphas that browse this junk board. I do it because I like to be in places where I'm better than everyone else. I can easily assert my will in pretty much any thread and complete dominate it. I win every argument I ever enter here. I made kids piss themselves. I used to trip. I was so feared that people would either kiss my arse or delete there stupid ass post if I happened to be online because they knew I would mock them.

So now that that's out the way, let me tell you something about being alpha/beta

Being alpha or beta is something you are born into. You don't get to choose. Nothing you will ever do can change your genetics. If you are born with the BETA GENE is basically a death sentence. No amount of weight lifting or training will ever help you.

YOU SIMPLY CANNOT CHANGE YOUR GENES. YOU CANNOT REMOVE THE BETA GENE.

Your genes are passed down from your heritage. You can't change it. I know most of you. I used to bully faggots like you all the time back in high school. 99% of the time, the beta faggots had beta faggot parents to match. If you are beta. Look no further than your parents.

A lot of you will read this and be in denial. Some of you betas that have been picked on so badly decided to lift weights. Because you thought it would help. You thought lifting could wash away your pathetic genes but I assure you they are still alive and well. You will read this and be mad. You will say to yourself "I could fight him!"

Truth is. I would fucking rip you to shreds. I would leave you near death. I don't even lift or need to lift. I could kill this entire thread combined. Even the beta faggots who bench 400.

Because here's the thing. YOU CANT CHANGE WHO YOU ARE JUST BECAUSE YOU LIFT HEAVY ITEMS.

You are still the beta scared loser who puts his head down when alphas like me enter the room. Your brain is wired a certain way and it will never get better.

Thank fuck Cancer Research isn't backing down on this.
She has literally no arguments other than appeals to emotion. What an idiot.

And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic cuck. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to duck 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.

And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and dissapear, and all that emo bullshit? You're triggering her "Don't fuck" instinct something feirce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to fuck her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.

And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the cum out of my dick, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WNAT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my cum from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.

And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.

I'd say you should become an hero, but you being aruond makes her want a real man all the more, so keep ***ging it up emo bitches, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner

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t. BETA MALE

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The pasta.
Larping, looser, lonely posts.

offended by anything

>You can't subscribe to the Mail on Sunday in Australia

I thought you were dead.

Huur hurrr Brits are living in Vietnam and Phillipines and now there is a snow and they can't believe it!

BIG GAY ROOS

WHEN I SEE AN AUSTRALIAN MAN OR HEAR HIS ACCENT, I KNOW I MUST FIGHT HIM

Not yet. Just been acting like a normie recently and stopped wasting my time on this board.

But alas this general is to me like the sea to a sailor.

>Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to duck 6 ways from sunday
>duck 6 ways from sunday
>sunday
Sunday has a capital s lad

Pay for my healthcare.

Your girl is a capital S for SLUT you beta gened freak

Fucking Jo wont let IDS say one fucking word.
Tell that bitch to STFU and let the goddamn guest speak.

Well you're the only Australian to post in here without an axe to grind about Britain as of recently so welcome back.

Get rid of the monarchy.

You're a weird, lonely guy.

Start using horses again.

>without an axe to grind about Britain
those aren't Australians, those are german immigrants in australia

Yeah I know. Or Dutch. NZ is better anyway.

I'm an alpha in a world of betas
Its natural for you to hate me since I am your natural enemy in the wild

:::: BREGSIT UPDATE ::::

>EU NEGOTIATOR HAS 1AM RANT AT REMOANERS
order-order.com/2018/03/01/barnier-adviser-sends-late-night-tweet-flipping-top-remainers/

>EU PARL REJECT UK'S PROPOSAL
>Proposal said EU nationals would not have same rights as EU/UK nationals who settled pre-Brexit
>EU Parliament must vote yes on any Brexit agreement for it to be "legitimate"
theguardian.com/politics/2018/mar/01/european-parliament-rejects-uks-brexit-transition-proposals

>WHAT'S IN THE EU'S DRAFT BREXIT BILL?
belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/lowdown-on-draft-document-that-has-caused-a-stir-at-westminster-36656398.html

>DAVIS THREATENS DIVORCE BILL RETRACTION IF EU FORCES N.IRELAND DIVERGENCE
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/david-davis-brexit-divorce-bill-threat-eu-northern-ireland-remain-brussels-a8234111.html

BOJO: IRELAND BORDER IS NOW A PROXY WAR ON BREXIT; INCLUDING A PUSH FOR EUREF2
ibtimes.co.uk/irish-border-being-used-spark-new-brexit-referendum-says-boris-johnson-1664525

It was an inevitability, no-one should be surprised. The writing is on the wall and has been for decades. The only reason these cities are even 'white' is because jobs are located there, fewer and fewer British people are from these cities anymore, rather they move there when young for work. A look at the school populations of cities (only ones that I could distinguish in data sets) and their British component paints an even worse picture:

London 26%
Leicester 29%
Birmingham 31%
Manchester 37%
Wolverhampton 46%
Nottingham 46%
Coventry 49%
Milton Keynes 55%
Derby 57%
Bristol, City of 62%
Southampton 63%
Sheffield 64%
Leeds 65%
Newcastle upon Tyne 66%
Liverpool 73%
Portsmouth 75%
Kingston Upon Hull, City of 80%
Sunderland 91%

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t*rk

You clearly have a lot of issues regarding your father. I’m sorry lad

i cant even order a dominos because of this snow

>Newcastle upon Tyne 66%
So high and yet so low.

Taquin detected

If you don't live in marked part don't complain about weather

You shouldn't be eating that shit anyway.

No I'm just an alpha

Look how you respond

Your comment is something thay you can imagine a woman would make
I bet you think If someone has a nice car that they have a small dick too

Its how you deal with your personal failiures

wow i never realised how many shithole countries there were in the south of the world

its overpriced but it tastes good

>frigid zone
thats where betas reside

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I don't hate you. I'm sitting on the toilet.

>Dat Bojo
Wait, what exactly is his problem there?
I know he's fleeing from his literal job, but why?

I do t*rk

Enjoy the paki spit, melted chewing gum and horrors too sinister to describe.

This is a famous British Robbie Williams with Turkish wife.
Can you tell them racially?Because I sure can't.
Heck I could swear that Anne Frank is daughter of Queen Elizabeth.Why do Ang*os looks so...

You trying to prod your prolapsed arsehole back in from you gay lover ravaging it last night??

Steerpike you're not fooling anyone with this.

based Sunderland

your entire country is brown people t*rk

>Sunderland 91%
youtube.com/watch?v=pOCTc9VgL_o

Master Brew is a cuck but...

nonsense, i live in wales, the only niggers that prepare food are in the chicken and kebab shops

Southern men are all beta
They drink cheap wine and watch femdom porn

They're the ones paying whores to abuse them online etc
Its always southern men with marketing jobs

I don't know who that faggot is but if he trips then hes a beta

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how many IP's have you harvested so far lad?

The first brown people I saw outside of gypsies was when I visited UK

Britain must take legal actions against pakis, pajeets, poles and their descendants. They shouldn't be allowed to have their own shops, businesses, etc. Only toilet cleaning tier activity must be allowed for the invaders.

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How do you stay sane in the face of our inevitable demise? Do you not go mental sometimes or randomly attack Pakis with a hammer?

this braggart doesn't know the meaning of man-up. part of a generation of eyebrow-plucking Deanos in a race to the bottom.
take some responsibility for the society around you kid, it's not just your personal playground. if you treat it like such, it will treat you as such.
with no respect

you aint fooling anyone but yourself
pube

Can you even speak coherent English or did the turk rape gangs shut down your schools?

>turk thinks he actually a slav

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHHA