Say Something Nice

...About the country you're sitting next to at the UN.


>Poland is a great Christian country.

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>alphabetical order
>surrounded by three world countries

It's no wonder that our president has to be a try hard when it comes to diplomacy.

>America sits alone like the kid in the corner with a dunce hat.

h-hi Sri lanka, your tea is very nice...

I've got nothing...

What about Nigeria?

>surrounded by afghans, albanians and bosnians
it's like a real life version of vienna. africans are missing though

Why the FUCK is the USA in the back by itself? We pay for the entire thing? Are we in UN time out?

I don't have anything nice to say about them.

don't worry user. palestine shares your fate, right on the other side

>cameroon

>Brunei

No thanks.

Only country with Elves as far as I know, which is nice. Congrats with your victory over the Dark Lord, by the way.

Hey friend, I support your way of life as a dungeon dad.

Chad is the origin of the R1B1 haplogroup, the original blue eyed hominids.

Ghana is veeery black

sitting alone :(

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Would

>dungeon dad
thanks m8. unbelievable how this one old perverted son of a bitch fucked our country's reputation in the world for decades

Sri lanka has nice landscapes and llove budhism and their practises

Trinidad and Tobago is good at partying and Uruguay isn't really that gay

>Afghanistan is killing itself, which is nice

documents booth is a lovely place, would love to vacation there

Wish I were sitting next to the USA :(

Armenia, you guys are alright, some day you'll make the turks pay. However stop doing illegal shit on libertad street, though we can settle if you can introduce me to one of your qt daughters and lemme work with you.

Antigua y Barbuda: I have nothing to say about you, just stay chill and we can be friends.

>Palestine sits next to the Holy See

>no countries next to me
You're all shit

Benis strong

>Casually whispers "the Holy Land belongs to none of you" from time to time.

They have nice sand

But thanks to muh nigga Lewinsky, he can't hold in his poo anymore at least.

Fiji, is a good brand of water. I hope our representative drinks Fiji water and they drink Finlandia vodka

Trinidad and Tobago has a Christian majority

I approve of your GDP as well.

The symbology on that shirt...

"""United""" Nations

She can toot my vuvuzela.

>Gabon
cool wildlife I guess

Moldova has good food and great wine, brandy and hookers.

UAE has vast untapped reserves of the finest sand.

why is american alone? fucking racists

You're in solitary for bad behaviour.

>Australia has to sit alone at the front of the class in clear view of the teacher.

Can't handle the fucking bants, eh, softcocks?

>mfw sitted between spurdo and an ape
>ooga booga reparashunz baguette ?
>erm...
>BENIS :DDDDD
>plz god. Kill me now.

Pfff, easy. Moldovans are our brothers and their women are beautiful. Their food is delicious and vodka is cheap, and they have funny accents. May they one day be free and join us in fighting foreign interests. That is, if we ever start doing that...

Switzerland is what Sweden should attempt to become.
Swaziland produces beautiful pictures of starving kids.

Nope. We're like the jews, watching from a dark corner as we manipulate the un through our vast wealth.

Fiji has a funny name

>tfw shitposters on the left and literally whos on the right.

The UAE has had incredible infrastructure development in the last 15 years due to their Liberal prince's pushing for a de theolegising of the region

They prop up our defence industry :^)

Hahahaha the US is the loser kid that sits alone in the corner.

Also: Hello kiwi sheepfuckers nice name you got there would be a shame if it was copyrighted...

You're lost, Canada, go sit with your best friend Cameroon.

T&T has the best soccer team in the world

Israel are a good bunch of lads.

Fuck, moved to Vancouver last year. Still wrapping my head around being not in Britain

They buy most of our stockfish and will see us through the inevitable collapse of the oil industry!

>The UK has to sit at the back next to the fucking UAE

This is bullshit

seem to be a chill guy staying out the world headlines as far as i can tell

How is it?

At least they're not Nigeria.

ooga booga where the pope at

well.... him and the other guy.

Who the fuck are you?

I can definitely say something about the fucking cocksuckers who sit a row behind, No Era Penal.

What the fuck, we're just the class skipping faggot in the back corner?

> UAE
Can always be worse, Russia has to sit next to Rwanda. I'm pretty sure Germany changed their name from Deutschland just so they could be with that hot guy from Ghana, though.

We get our own section, so fuck off all of you.

Check

>Nigeria
Well, I guess they're not Zimbabwe. I honestly have no fucking idea nor care to find out.

Y'all gotta be on the back corner to be sure your racist rep. doesn't spit some racist backwards bs to the other members, consider it as a safety measure...

they gave the world the greatest manlet to exist

> special needs section
> at the back so his antics don't disturb the rest of the class
Ok big boy.

Youre rich and cosy, Luxembourg.

We should nuke the the fucking UN. It's all nigger shitholes anyway.

North Korea best Korea

If you bomb the UN headquarters, Trump's ugly ass building across the street would probably get something of it too.

Serbia did nothing wrong.

...

Oh cmon slovenia and slovakia together?
That will sure clear up confusions between the countries
Nice country tho

Well, shit...

Well...
There is no god for you in the UN.

They make good lamp shades
- Ireland

...

Stockfish, they buy all the stockfish. All of it. I'm an immigrant in this country and i know that you fucking fjord monkey.

Vancouver? Everywhere is Chinatown... Hoping to shift to Alberta soon enough. Housing prices are way more affordable, and everyone can actually speak English.

Canada as a whole? People here are cold. Being extroverted and friendly is seen as hostile, unless you're drinking alcohol, which Canadians do better than Americans, but not at European levels. To make friends, be outwardly non threateningly gay, or be silent and hope one of them takes a shine to you.

Everything is overpriced as fuck because shipping to the asshole corner of the western world is expensive, and taxes up the dick. The weather is shockingly bad for half the year, and legitimately wonderful for the other half.

T. Paki med student who thinks the NHS is completely broken, and would like at least some quality of life.

>African country
>Importing
They barely fucking export, the only thing imported is fucking aid packages.
As for the stockfish, that shit primarily goes to Portugal and Brazil last I checked.

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>czechs sit next to norks

no one sits next to us....so Uruguay, im still sorry to hear about those soccer players who died in the andies, but the move was wild. hope you guys got some better radar and what not.

>Cameroon
Unemployment went from 30% in 2001 to 4.3% in 2014. Good job.

Luxembourg is comfy desu

All you have to do is starve the unemployed

They all probably left for your country.

>Cameroon

All those unempoyed are in Europe and Canada now.

i actually enjoy indian cuisine

nah, all you have to do is turn starving into a job

SUCK SHIT CUNT NOT NEXT TO ANYONE

That's the last thing that bothers me, they are the best Korea, but as this fellow user I'm afraid by the amount of niggers that surround us. Kinda like in the real world with Germanistan next to us

I've never even heard of it desu

Kek.