ITT: Post anime girls who can beat you up in a fight

ITT: Post anime girls who can beat you up in a fight.

all of them because I am seconds from death

this but without the seconds from death
I have no confidence in a fistfight with any anime girl unless it's some moe shit

I've got glass bones.

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>ITT: Post anime girls who can beat you up in a fight in your ass

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None because Im not a little bitch

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Why do crossboarders post things like this?

downs syndrome

qt robo wifi

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the archidemon could kill us all

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this, i could beat up any bitch any day

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>210lbs
>~23% body fat
I can probably tackle the shit out of most of them, even if I have no technique.
I also like giving out slaps, even if it means getting my ass handed to me in retaliation.
I've trained slaps on a barrel of water and I'm pretty confident I can KO anything lighter than 150lbs in one hit.

You got a nuke or something son?

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I'd love a domination competition with this broad

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Accurate!

Chances are they'd all blast me to bits

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Let's be real here for a moment, user. Renge could take everybody in this thread at once, then subdue the girls without a fight.

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Honestly, I know this board likes to self deprecate but when it comes to physical fighting, women are always in a natural disadvantage compared to males. So even if your some sickly, malnourished weeb who never left your parents basement, you still have a better chance against the average anime girl (excluding of course those series that specialize in fighting)

That's exactly why you have no friends, user.

B-but I have.
It's just I only see them in person once in two months.

I dunno. I'm very unsteady on my feet if I'm not supporting my right side.
Maybe if I got a quick smack round the head in before they knew it was a fight.

Preferably better from behind.
With a tire iron.

When they visit you in prison?

I'm being careful about seeding my lolies so it won't come to that.

Hijiri

Well you sounded like a violent person so I thought you were doing time for assault.

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>violent
>won 0 fights
How's that?
A slap is just a reason for bonding.
They're all busy fucking their gfs.

You're making me really nervous right now.

How so?
I thought smacking each other until head is ringing and cheeks are red is what everyone do for fun.

You're a complete psychopath.

Only if you're German

please be a shitposter
if you're serious I can't even begin to imagine how annoying you'd be irl

>girl

He's one of those assholes who would slap strangers for no reason, I hope one of them shoots him.

Nyet.
How so?
It's not like it wasn't consensual, it's just a normal horseplay to pass time on boring class.
Before that there was a trend in school on biting, we had to stop after one guy literally bit through another guy's head well skin on it, there was blood.
Why?
When you know it's going to end up in fight, you can't get away and you sure that you'd lose - it's still better to have 1 hit in before you go down.
Other than that - it was a friendly horseplay to give out a slap or punch balls when you meet your mate.
>strangers
Rarely, mostly my mates.

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I would let her slit my throat

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Are you a sumo wrestler?