back with a fresh hot blogpost >walking past the shop >its a narrow street >dog likes to jump on people but I hold him back so he cant >he jumps towards this woman who was coming towards >barely makes it off the ground >she SCREAMS at full strength, not a high pitched 'ahhh' scream women make, but a scream a woman would make in a war zone when she sees 5 iraqi soldiers coming towards her with their dicks out >I step back a fair bit and say JESUS CHRIST >she looks at me, looks at the dog, does nothing for a good 30 seconds then SCREAMS again, while staring at me >I yell FUCKING HELL then walk off >dog was in a panic and started climbing on me after the second scream, calm him down then walk down the street >she watches me walk down the street ( I walked a good minute down the street and could still see her standing there) very spooky I thought dogs were supposed to keep mentals away from you?
Dylan Williams
H-hey guys, I-I’m just here to tell you how great I am. I’m an alpha male and I’m r-really successful, just like my dad who l-loves me loads. All your girlfriends want to have sex with me and suck my willy. Yeah I’ve had sex l-loads of times. Ha I bet you guys haven’t even seen a fanny have you? I-if I ever met you in the real world I would beat you up because I’m so hard. I laugh at you guys. I-I’m really happy with my life, I bet you wish you were me.
Adrian Rogers
FUCK TRIPFAGS
FUCK FCMD
FUCK STEERPIKE
FUCK YKTD
FUCK TRIPFAGS
Jeremiah Price
5'6" here and let me tell you some thing you piece of fucking shit I'm handsome as fuck and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fucked. have a 7.5in dick and not a single girl l have ever banged has failed to text/call me for a bootycall ate at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intim idate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) ou last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame require to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as an mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy any of you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both Sports l would destroy you at in order Soccer Football E-sports Baseball Endurance running Tennis Golf Footgolf Ping Pong others know you. Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery.
Josiah Martin
Should've booted her in the face.
Isaiah Murphy
Karen Apreciation Thread.
Gavin Scott
Why are there no Comedians like Harry and Paul anymore?
They legitimately are the funniest sketches I've ever seen. They make everything else look shit in comparison.
Tyler Young
The ball went into the back of the nettttttt ha ha
Jose Harris
Should have knocked her out desu
Noah Young
Gun grabbing bastard
Ryder Stewart
>Why are there no Comedians like Harry and Paul anymore? Well, there's Harry and Paul.
Jacob Robinson
the jews did this
Ian Powell
should of knocked her up desu
Logan Long
This desu
Julian Cruz
Are the troubles starting again?
Joshua Bailey
Should've knocked her knockers
Caleb Bailey
If by that you mean the anglo/jew.
Shouldn't have used all the water.
Carson Morales
>Footgolf Great day out desu
Ryan Robinson
Was she of the Pakistani persuasion? Their women are absolutely terrified of dogs, they push their children out into the traffic rather than walk past my small lurcher.
Owen Parker
whats it gonna take for the muzzies to start open street battles again, been waiting since 2001
Jace Thompson
>Their women are absolutely terrified of dogs Probably why they don't look in the mirror often desu
Landon Harris
Imagine holding that trite comment back for a new thread Do something about it if you really give a shit
>Ken Livingstone's suspension from Labour over anti-Semitism claims has been extended indefinitely pending the outcome of an internal investigation.
>The former London mayor's suspension had been due to expire on 27 April. But in his last official act as Labour general secretary, Iain McNicol signed off on an indefinite extension, the Huffington Post UK has revealed. Mr McNicol employed a rarely-used procedure to impose an "administrative suspension" on Mr Livingstone.
David Reed
But whether a lad be sober or sad, Or mellow with ale from the horn, He will take no wrong when he lieth along 'Neath Oak, and Ash, and Thorn!
Jordan Parker
>There aren't any birds in the sky
This snow feels wrong, there's something disturbing about it.
Owen Long
nice memeing lads no huwhite also that's funny, my dog is a lurcher as well half vizsla half lurcher
Cooper Rodriguez
>Are the troubles starting again? I hope so, modern surveillance technology means it'd last about two weeks
Ryder Clark
Nothing I can do at the moment
Thomas Howard
Pottery is gay desu
Adam Harris
That's how Corbyn treats one of his oldest, dearest friends. Doing the same to Galloway. He totally sold out his beliefs.
Alexander Torres
whats that got to do with pottery
Jacob Long
Nice doggo, never seen a Vizsla lurcher before
John Hughes
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Owen Hughes
It's pottery and it's gay
Kayden Robinson
still less than an inch on the ground round mine that weather warning map looks scary for some
Andrew Hernandez
oh u mean pottery no it's great
Anthony Hernandez
Can tell how living somewhere with constant snow would make you depressed.
Dominic Foster
Dave Allen vs Lenroy Thomas this Saturday
Cameron Robinson
The perspective is shit but that stops just below my knee and it's still snowing
Gabriel Taylor
its why finnish people kill themselves a lot
Jordan Robinson
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John Sullivan
dumb frogposter
Jayden Lee
the fucking state of that
Elijah King
where the fuck are you, not seen snow that deep since 2010, just outside glasgow and its only about 2 inches and the roads are basically clear
Michael Butler
vitamin D deficiency
Dylan Bailey
It's that deep, if not a bit less, in the North East.
I heard a while ago that the Tories want to cut the BBC down to just its main channels, and do away with stuff like the BBC website.
Henry Miller
Probably because of the wind and cold. Got loads hopping around the bushes and hedges here.
Robert Campbell
I don't think Tony Blair realises how hated he is. I challenge him to walk around the streets unaccompanied and see how long until he gets bottled.
Adrian Brown
comfy
Wyatt Cox
I live in the pacific south west bud and let me tell you. I wish I lived in Finnish weather. Planning on moving to Alaska, no sun for three months sounds like paradise. I would figure you guys would be accustomed to the weather by now, it's only been about ... what? Thirty thousand years?
John Lewis
Everyone loves Tony
Mason Cruz
I'm in Norfolk and we have a shit load of snow blowing off the fields, so there's nothing, then all of a sudden a fucking wall in the middle of the road.
>where the fuck are you, not seen snow that deep since 2010, just outside glasgow and its only about 2 inches and the roads are basically clear Central scotland, I can't be that far away from you. This is infinitely worse than 2010. The roads here are fucked
Juan Jackson
christ redditors should unironically be sterilised
Austin Ortiz
You'd be depressed after a week of it.
Bentley Morgan
I'm an expat and i fucking love Snowy weather but i can see how it makes people depressed in the long term. theres nothing like walking through a quiet field in the morning with snow blowing across the grass though
Easton Lee
2inches that sounds nice. Greater Glasgow user here and way over a foot deep.
William Clark
I've got a bird feeder outside and it's been very busy today, apart from when the cat jumps at the window and scares them off.
Robert Butler
this is painful britpol truly is the blackpill thread
Jose Gray
Yeah, the geese are busy in my garden. They're loving it.
Jose Price
>This is infinitely worse than 2010
not round here m8 mainroads are basically cleared already its just the side roads that are fucked now
Connor Richardson
Someone asked my what I thought of Obama the other day. I said he was America’s Tony Blair. They didn’t like it. My arguments were Good speaker Promised change Nice smile A lot of hope Did a lot for health care Peace work Bombed some countries he shouldn’t of..
David Anderson
>If I were called upon to identify briefly the principal trait of the entire twentieth century, here too, I would be unable to find anything more precise and pithy than to repeat once again: Men have forgotten God.
Serious question; is Blair trying to make a comeback? Can he do it? Surely his name is still synonymous with 'got away with war crimes' in most minds?
Jaxson Nguyen
>Did a lot for health care I'm vaguely irritated by that suggestion, but I don't know who of those two I think it applies to least
Jose Jones
He has actually stated that he wants to come back to front line politics but he can't because he knows he isn't welcome by large segments of the population (i.e. everyone but the most harden Blairite)
Hudson Bennett
Start buying guns.
Jayden Mitchell
To be honest if it wasn't for the Iraq war most of the idiots would welcome him back with open arms. Me though even without Iraq that EU cuck can get to fuck.
Thomas Powell
Are you the goosemaster who stops the foxes getting at them?
Levi Martinez
blairite politics with a new face would be wildly popular
Benjamin Diaz
Blair was a hero. A gift to the British Isles. The Peoples Prime Minister.
1. Longest period of sustained low inflation since the 60s.
2. Low mortgage rates.
3. Introduced the National Minimum Wage and raised it to £5.52.
4. Over 14,000 more police in England and Wales.
5. Cut overall crime by 32 per cent.
6. Record levels of literacy and numeracy in schools.
7. Young people achieving some of the best ever results at 14, 16, and 18.
8. Funding for every pupil in England has doubled.
9. Employment is at its highest level ever.
10. Written off up to 100 per cent of debt owed by poorest countries.
11. 85,000 more nurses.
12. 32,000 more doctors.
13. Brought back matrons to hospital wards.
14. Devolved power to the Scottish Parliament.
15. Devolved power to the Welsh Assembly.
16. Dads now get paternity leave of 2 weeks for the first time.
17. NHS Direct offering free convenient patient advice.
18. Gift aid was worth £828 million to charities last year.
19. Restored city-wide government to London.
20. Record number of students in higher education.
>the eternal anglo, briton, welsh, scottish, Irish strike again But yet people still kill themselves
Connor Harris
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Parker Baker
I'm near clydebank if that helps. We'll be snowed in if we get much more.
Adrian Brooks
ee bai gum ur luckay i dint bite ur ear off u cheeky bugger
Jason Hernandez
>Glagow snow is there a risk of stepping on needels hidden in snow?
Robert Ross
no but it keeps the non whites stuck indoors
Christian Clark
Original.
Jordan Lopez
maybe. labour lost that opportunity forever when it allowed members to vote for their leader. if David Miliband had got in instead of Ed (who introduced the policy of allowing members to vote for the leader, ergo Corbyn getting in), David might well be PM as he probably would have given Cameron a closer contest in 2015. Having said all this, I do think the British public has swayed to right since the '09 recession, mostly due to immigration.
Easton Moore
>is there a risk of stepping on needels hidden in snow? Edinburgh has more needles lying about the streets. Never seen any in Glasgow. Our smackheads are all on valium and cheap cider these days
Anthony Gutierrez
Not according to that one user here who looks after geese and chickens.
Hunter Walker
>1PBTID >gee, wonder who this could be
Jackson Brooks
I'll be honest chaps I'm laughing a bit at the american panic about Trump banning guns right now, after all those years of bullying against our self-defense laws.
Elijah Moore
Darkie? Muslim?
Elijah Anderson
This weather made me dig out my old heavy peacoat I wore when I was a big fat cunt because it covered everything up. Could just about swim in it now. Can't believe how fucking disgusting I was
the british public are almost all on the right when it comes to immigration and many other issues, but it doesnt matter because they will constantly vote for more gibs instead of voting for a party that actually represents them.
i dont blame them either, most of the country is basically living in the late 70s and fuck all has changed for them since, but dont worry about it the (((economy))) is going great!
