It CAN be helped

>It CAN be helped

good thread

>He's slow!

>This is certainly happening.

>Guess I'll have to use... that

>Partially according to keikaku

...

>attack that causes a huge explosion
>dust clears
>the character is actually severely wounded/dead

>Don't take responsibility!

>If you use this attack, your lifespan will increase!

>MASAKA!?
>it wasn't

>You saw my panties? Oh... Ok.

>I can STILL get married

>[camera stays still with the character silent]

>It's fine to run away.

>I'll always forgive you.

>MC sits in the front row right in front of the teacher

>Please leave me alone senpai

>I'm glad we got that misunderstanding settled so quickly before anything got out of hand!

name 3

Ore Monogatari.

My hips aren't moving on their own.

"please don't come inside!"
>he doesn't

Lot of ahos in this thread.

>I-i-it's like I like you or something.

>I am moving my hips voluntarily

>This guy...he can't read any of my attacks.

>I must use my commonly known technique
>That's a good idea, it will increase your lifespan by a few years every time you use it

Alternatively

>there are no misunderstandings at all!

>I'm going to try decently hard

>camera pans down
>ohhh

>"EEEEEEEHH?"
>camera pans to the floor

>silly character does something dumb
>straightman character flies to the ceiling

>I love you!
>I heard what you just said.

>'are you hurt? want me to take you to the nurse's office?'
>'yes, actually. please do.'

>The bathroom is locked. I guess someone is in there.

Actually, this is my final form.

I think it'd be kinda hot to hear that actually. Like she's doing it because she's into it; not like it's some kind of reflex.

>MC is an underachiever who his classmates and teachers look down on
>He's actually shit and none of the girls like her
>Silent and mysterious black haired girl likes sitting alone all day
>Parent are notified of her mental illness and she is transferred to a special school
>Student council president has no power over school policy
>She's not that attractive or popular

Getting real tired of these worn out tropes, Japan.

>As expected from X !
>That's our X for you!

>characters run from left to right in the OP

>"Call me by my name"
>He does it and neither person is embarrassed.

>on my god user, you are injured! We need to you healed up, fast!
>Yes, I agree. Please help me.

>awkward funny moment
>everyone gets back up from the ground

>Walk me home roughly
Wait, was this an innuendo?

>a cat is actually not fine

>wow it's so small

I heard you the first time! Jesus!

>My dad is away on business
>For three days

...

You know what, I can live with second place.

>Side character is in love of the MC
>He/She declares it directly.

>A NEET is run over by a truck
>gets transfered to a hospital

Rougher. Rougher! I want to cum, damn it!

>girl wants a physical signifier of her personal growth
>grows her hair out

We seriously need more of this.

>Get in the fucking robot Shinji
>ok

>I love you
>I don't love fireworks

>This plan has 99% chance of success
>It fails

Hey at least that development took some time.

>boy falls in love with a girl
>actually manages to confess

>Audio: ミスター [first name] [last name]
>Subs: [last name] [first name]-san

I hate when they do this

>cleaning MC's room
>no porn magazines are found

>Oh, sorry, I walked into the bathroom and saw you naked
>Thats embarrassing, but I'm sure it wasn't on purpose. Please remember to knock next time

>MC's porn is on his computer

>your favourite anime
>gets a second season

>You just deactivated my trap card!

>Meh, you don't seem like an interesting friend

>character has the potential to solve the main conflict single-handidly
>he does

>mc walks in the bathroom without knocking
>the girl isn't naked or anything

>*teleports in front of you*

>Oh, food
[eats]
>this was merely a matter of nutrition for me and I will not remark on the taste at all

>girl says yes to MC's confession
>they begin dating immediately and start having sex by the end of the week

> Girl goes into the bathroom to take a bath
> Before disrobing, she locks the door.

>mc knocks the bathroom door
>the girl tells him that it's occupied
>he leaves

>It's entirely possible!

>gets out of bath
>there is no beer or milk to be found

>walks at a slow pace to get behind you

>Draw a girl
>Its actually a girl

>it's so soft!

>beautiful teacher is married and has a family

>half japanese half american
>the dad is american and the mom is japanse

>dudes with shadows over their eyes mean no harm and genuinely just wants to help the girl

>I don't feel a need to explain my plan to you

>a group of friends
>one wears glasses
>he isn't more intelligent than the rest

>MC is killed in first scene
>wakes up in hell
>has to stay there forever

>Girl repeats her confession of love after MC doesn't hear it

>she doesn't catch a cold before the final event

>girl catches a cold
>she just has a small fever, doesn't die

>Enemy boss is not the strongest

>characters don't call out their attacks while fighting

>Hooray! I'm right on time for class and had time to eat my toast while sitting at the table like a normal person!

>My fiancé? Oh, it's alright. This is an awkward situation, but it's not like he would cancel the wedding over this.

That happened in Battle Royale.

>Your mouth says yes but your body says no!

>stalker character wasn't there the whole time

>mealtime
>everyone forgets to say いただきます

>crossing street with headphones in
>all cars stop at stop light
>safely get across

>Attacks and moves aren't named

>MC-kun, it's fine that you accidentally kissed my daughter. I'm not going to force you to marry her or anything.