Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - #WeidelKickingThings Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article174102479/Umfrage-AfD-in-Cottbus-staerkste-Kraft-mit-29-Prozent.html
focus.de/politik/deutschland/linke-aeussern-befuerchtung-so-un-wahrscheinlich-ist-ein-cdu-afd-buendnis-in-sachsen-2019_id_8546067.html

>Full debate: What do we need ARD and ZDF for?
ardmediathek.de/tv/Maischberger/Wozu-brauchen-wir-noch-ARD-und-ZDF/Das-Erste/Video?bcastId=311210&documentId=50466084

>#120db women's movement against migrant violence protest on a concert
youtube.com/watch?v=pfJ7zBns6Ms

>State propaganda
>Bundestag talking about Antifa blocking saturday's women's march
youtube.com/watch?v=BGA44z7v_7g
youtube.com/watch?v=5LkZTv9MqCs

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=JN5lILtlxKk
abcnews.go.com/amp/International/wireStory/turkish-group-press-charges-german-nationalist-53105721
>Turkish getting butthurt by Poggenburg (AfD) bant

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs
>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=qD6g169rmTw
youtube.com/watch?v=uiqLwVSxkSw
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

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twitter.com/hashtag/WeidelKickingThings?src=tren&data_id
al-monitor.com/pulse/originals/2018/02/turkey-turks-become-obsessed-with-genealogy.html
youtube.com/watch?v=jVu-xXoHm78&t=0s&list=PLyoSeEK_QkheY08LeouIZJs6LPLQq10U1&index=119
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

S O M E B O D Y:
Make a vertical comic-strip-style meme:
1)use some frames (from Jojo's bizarre adventure or DBZ or something) of amazement and recognition of the opponent's power.

2)Have them talk about incredible speed of the kick in the subtitles.

3)let them talk about the fact, that things that she kicks are accelerated so fast, that they are crushed by their inertia and the incoming force.

4)Then have them state, that, were she to kick a carbon-based life-form, the body of it would be turned into dust.

5)Make her kick ((((Shahak Shapira))).

6)Replace out (((greates ally))) with a little stock-image of dust(vertical, like pic related, so people will only get to the joke by scrolling down)


[If you are feeling edgy: Perhaps add a little Jew star; if you are safe from legal persecution/too anonymous to make persecution worth it, as using these sybols in public discourse is bannned after §86a]

How about you download gimp and do it yourself?

weidelkickingthings

kick

fuck off shill, it's not like you can do it anyway

JUDEN RAUS!

i guess we don´t have any jews in here, so at least we got this one going for us.
btw, there was this kraut/pol/ dude with possible 5-10% jiddisch genes. should we gas him for good meassures?

is op pic one of ours or one of "theirs"

>fuck off shill
can we please not use this meme. it reminds me of the negroes.
or do the jews want me to stop using this word?

fuck off antifa
shouldn't you be out throwing rocks at cops

heil weidel

>we could've used our tax money to found a genetically modified cute anime nazi waifu armee
>instead we need to pay for Habibi and his 8 children
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS

I made a lot of OC for Kraut/pol/ in the past you fucking faggot

bumpo

big thanks, user, was about to ask for it!

true. took me hours to do basic shit like this image

no doubt that the left one is german

jew jitsu?

>JUDEN RAUS
i am partly jewish desu

how much?

Now watch what you say, it could be 0% just the same.
Also there could be things that you don't know about yourself.
:^)
You know what, I'm gonna have a talk with my mother and ssee if she can get that one other relative of me to send us the information; he has done quite a lot of Ahnenforschung.
So... is my idea shit?
I thought it could have been funny.
It just needs to be properly executed.
I can't even find the basic taking scene/frames of a random anime fight for the setting to work.

The idea is fine but nobody will make it for you

wenn das wetter schlecht ist, fahre ich mit dem bus

for me anything from 0%-25% or even more than that.
If it's 25% though, I would have been able to have had a kid with a German woman even in 1940.
It may be more, but it's probably less, as the connection is:
a)unsure (just the name)
b)they were already heavily germanized
But I can't, man, fuck this.

grand grandma is from a former jewish exclave in bohemia (when it was still german)
her father was also a kike but he died in ypres fighting for the kaiser so i dunno
she became a widow then and continued running the family business unironically as a (((merchant))) kek

>:^)
this smiley tho... what are (you)? bka? bfv? or simply sören?

>shahak shapira
>dont know this faggot
>google him
you own me the brain cells i have lost
.
why meme someone, who is our best ally (since he is the personification of a leftist cuck and everybody hates him)

>grand grandma
Meh, you are clean, don't worry.

twitter.com/hashtag/WeidelKickingThings?src=tren&data_id

It's still trending in Germany

So if she was jewish you are full jewish according to halakha law

Don't mind though, kraut/pol/ just hates on lefties and immigrants

>for me anything from 0%-25% or even more than that.
>If it's 25% though, I would have been able to have had a kid with a German woman even in 1940.
>It may be more, but it's probably less, as the connection is:
>a)unsure (just the name)
>b)they were already heavily germanized
allright you pass. just make sure to not breed with other part jews. the fact that the little drop of jewish blood still makes you respond to my post, shows the jewish identification complex.

This chart needs to be posted more often.
old/pol/ knows this chart by heart. Newfags go for mutt memes and eat division tactics like candy.

i have jewish friends aswell and guess what? surprise surprise, they're not part of a giant global movement. they suck at stuff like i do, they have to deal with the same shit i do

this is also for you

Tbqh if, lets say, your grandma was mixes, but everyone else in your ancestry tree was huwite, then you are white.
But if you look like you come from northern brazil, then you are a mutt.

al-monitor.com/pulse/originals/2018/02/turkey-turks-become-obsessed-with-genealogy.html

Kek at turkish rapebabies. Muh turanism, muh ottoman slap

>mixes
*mixed

we got two part jews in this thread and they both responded immediately

just make sure that you both don´t have a jewish gay intercourse, that activates more jewish genes
i´ll watch both of you.

>So if she was jewish you are full jewish
fug
i passed!
still no ariernachweis tough
>they're not part of a giant global movement
>THERE
>ARE
>NO
>GOOD
>JEWS

aren't you a good jew?

am wochenend gehe ich spazieren mit meine freunden

Here's a very rare alice weidel smug pepe for my dear Kraut frens.

fuck no
i am a disgusting immoral human being

Cottbus 29% AfD now the strongest party in town

nice. i´ll trade you this one

Only rural and suburban retards voting AfD confirmed.

congrats lad

C-can I become German anons?

What about israeli jews? They don't give a fuck about political correctness. They constantly shit on surrounding muzzies and build a nice and beautiful wall

german is just a social construct.

jokes aside. no. why aren´t you happy being a anglo?

>Don't mind though, kraut/pol/ just hates on lefties and immigrants
I wish. But the Thiazi fags are sometimes strong on here too.

oops sorry meant to post the censored version

Drum frisch auf, Kameraden, Den Becher zur Hand, Zwei Sechsen auf den Tisch. Die eine ist für das Vaterland, Die andere ist für dich.

You are on fire OC Schweizer

ty.

>no ass i guess, no tits, really really shitty haircut, unimaginative tattoos
thats a no-no

>Cottbus 29% AfD now the strongest party in town
Huge if bona fide
nice 8s, btw

kek. i was just about to call you out

Because London is lost

Can this happen at least?

that movie is a horrible cringe btw
i couldnt care less about that whole conflict
still cheering for the IDF to kick some shitskins
vid related (one of my favs)
youtube.com/watch?v=jVu-xXoHm78&t=0s&list=PLyoSeEK_QkheY08LeouIZJs6LPLQq10U1&index=119
hitting someone with a rifle is a dang chad move imho

Does she have a cute trap penis? :3

>oops sorry meant to post the censored version
sure

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Dresden user here. We were based before it was cool.

Nein

I'm very proud of this

top jej

>Dresden user here

From what is that beautiful poll? City parliament?

top kek

SPD's leadership right now

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thanks. creating memes is imho a great way to learn gimp xD.
must say this application rocks. it's free and usable. i can only recommend it.
here's the template for other memers.

my god, ukrainian girls are cute. Really have to get back there soon. Fell in love every few minutes

are you the blonde/blue eyed user from the other day?

not sure about this one. only if we screen out the mixed faggots.
i dont know how well the genes of anglos mix with germanics (if you guys have dominant genes)
id rather not include island, since they are the purest of all. nobody should mix with them. i´d rather have a ethnostate in accordance to the heritage in pic related. gauls celts and germanics mixed together. i dont know. but i am sure that racemixing in between these states arent to big of a deal on a small scale

>Because London is lost
Never lose hope, my anglo friend.
You have to keep believing that one day you'll get to see Sadiq Khan and the other traitors to the British people being hung and London returned to its former glory.
Live for that day, user.

kek

>ukrainian girls are cute
miss my ex gf

>gauls celts and germanics mixed together.
i mean that i´d rather not mix them

My Wahlbezirk Bundestagswahl 2017. That's the actual outcome.

nice one
actually a really nice view of berlin

wait wait wait. this is very complicated, celts and germanics mix well. but you know what i mean. we can´walk around and mix all of west europe

ah meine seiten

Hnnnnnng!

Based ossis giving me hope.

well said Gunther

:/
Mutt here, 100% northern European, mostly Swedish, German and English. I want a qt pie european grill to breed. Why is that bad? Im not for some pan european state, I recognize the importance of different and strong cultures, but do you guys think that it is racemixing for europeans from various countries to have kids?

>44%
>national befreite zone soon

haven´t you told us that story a few months ago?

It doesn't diminish genetic value but with too much mixing the ethnic character of a nation could get lost eventually.

I really think the GDR did something good for them. They now mostly feel allergic to totalitarianism and sceptic towards state media which makes them people who fight for their rights, just look at the demonstrations in Dresden.
Whereas lazy western germany faggots had it good for the last 70 years and didn't even have to fight for it. They just nagged about Atomkraft, Müsli and NATO-Doppelbeschluss.

kek

this is fun

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>Why is that bad?
isn´t bad on a small scale. but there are clear differences in between the seperated european cultures. french don´t look like germans. germans dont looke like the anglos. anglos don´t look like scandinavians. some areas are so dense of different genotypes that you can find a tribe in finnland that doesn´t look like any other tribe.
you can´t walk around and mix these up, unless you live in america.

>swedish, german, anglo
have you blue eyes and blonde hair by any chance?

>17% für die Linke
Ossis sind immer noch Commies

your memory is astonishing user

haha nice one

HAHAHAH

i must correct myself. i remember a group of people with french heritage, that have settled in florida. they have lived there with their own unique culture, which will now be swalloed by niggers and latinos. i talked to one of those few survivors on Sup Forums a few months ago. he was sad that his unique american culture would be lost. i think there is some american culture, that has much worth for americans

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wenn das wetter angenehm ist, fahre ich mit dem rad