Bumper Stickers

What are you rocking on your car Sup Forums?

Le maynay

None cause I'm not an attention whore

>owning a car

hi grampa

This guy wants to be the first to be swept up when lefties chimp out.

Cringe shit like this sets us back so hard. What can we do against the eternally insecure modern larper who flock to white nationalism to hide their flaws?

Mine is subtle

Shit is tacky and I will never place a bumper stick on my car. Its almost as bad as tattoos.

>white nationalism
>christcuck
hes clearly civnat

Agreed.

Cringe thread let's go GET IN HERE BOIZ

Underrated

This. Only a simple cross or Jesus fish is acceptable. Everything else especially like OP just screams insecurity and dogmatically confrontational.

>step aside girls the ALPHA MALES are back
Holy cringe I would laugh at this guy if I pulled up next to him .

It's like an American bear meme

The guy who drives this vehicle is almost certainly bald(ing), obese, mangled teeth, has a huge unkempt beard to hide his double chin, smokes at least 12 cigarettes a day, is under 6 feet tall, and almost always wearing at least one article of clothing with a camouflage pattern on it.

>having bumper stickers
You’re an obnoxious teenager. Grow up.

I had a magnet that said "Read", but some niggle probably stole it to support his gang color.

Car tattoos are as degenerate as real ones

Hi NEET

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>having sticks on your car

This is why everyone is laughing at you, america.

>TFW NO /PROUD JEWISH ANTISEMITE/ BUMPERSTICKER

>only Americans have bumper stickers

I had a rebel flag NO FEAR sticker on the back glass of my pickup truck in high school

>memeflag

Not a fucking target like faggot in your pic OP.

Fj cruiser....
Gas yourself.

> 12 cigarettes a day
Why only 12 is he trying to quit?

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My truck

I hope you like my memeflag cocksucker.

Nothing. Fifty cents worth of plastic, ink, adhesive, and empty virtue signaling isn't worth having some shitlib key the paint or slash the tires.

>Step side girls the ALPHA MALES are back
Oh I bet this guy is real fuckin' alpha and not an insecure edgelord.

I like both of these meme flags. I just wish there was a Minarchist one.

I'm not rocking anything, because I'm not an attention whore.

I have seen a truck (i think it was an electrician or something) that had the license plate that spelled "1488 NS".

I keep the capsule Corp logo on my vehicles just because it's subtle and I always liked the concept

I had a D.A.R.E. bumper sticker on my car in high school. Cop was not amused when me an buddies were caught fishbowling in a parking lot. First, last, and only bumper sticker I ever put on a vehicle.

I have never seen a person who doesn't use drugs wear a D.A.R.E. shirt. Neither have cops.

I have a small Ichthys bumper sticker and a crucifix hanging from my rearview mirror. That's it.

Nothing because I'm not a faggot and nobody needs to know the cards I hold.

kys soyboy

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>Christian man

Most of those are valid points, but height? Really? The one thing that a person can't change

I've traveled a lot through northern Europe and I can't say I've seen any.

Sounds like something a sub 6' would say

functionally Gadsden

What really makes that is the ax-man.

I have a singular sticker on my car

This

Just this

This is the only sticker I have on my car :\

Or he wants voluntary targets.

I want that COEXIST one.

there's one of those tourist stickers for Cape Cod on my car. Previous owner.

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Two in the pink
One in the stink

Neat. It's less subtle than it like, but then again I have a Betsy Ross flag on my old XJ and one ready to put on this one. Generally I avoid stickers like "I support the police" or "meet my family" and they are all guns, because it really makes you a target if shit goes sideways. Lots of Jeeps have American flags on them from the factory so it doesn't look so out of place to me. There's a big lifted Power Stroke that drives around where I live, with the big gay Clovis dragging on the ground from the receiver and stacks, with huge TRUMP letters all over it and generally looks like OP's pic.

Then my autism got a YoRha sticker but I haven't put it on yet.

FJs are neat, btw. Saw an all black one and one that was OD with a black roof.

Don't reply to me unless you have an 8x6 dick

>I can't see shit outside my rear window

Keep honking I'm reloading.

The Dixie flag one is good too, but then anybody can larp as an American.

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That's a cab on a truck, idiot. You wouldn't be able to see out it either way.

This. Grey man approach ftw.

Fucking stupid ass russians cant even spell lol.

>big gay Clovis
What did he mean by this?

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I have “Stand with Rand” , Hedgehog don’t tread on me, “I pooped today” a few National Park stickers

Or you know maybe this is how is spelled in Russian

Wow, it’s the most retarded person on this board. Congratulations, seriously.

I hate how often Jeeps are converted into white Trash monstrosities, unlike yourself. Beautiful vehicles tarnished by shit owners and shit taste.

I meant Clevis. It's an attachment point that looks kind of like a C and it has a pin through it. Rednecks (around here, anyway. 740) use them like truck nuts.
This guy, and a few others, have one so large it drags on the ground. It's very retarded but hey, if that's their e-peen, then that's fine.

Hey OP is that your pic or did you take it? Without getting too specific, was it taken in colorado?

This. They are supposed to be used for off-road recovery but these are just excessively large. Imagine this one but big enough to drag the ground and throw Sparks from being lifted this high.
Which is another issue is stupidly lifted trucks, but that's w whole other rant.

Yeah, lots are white trash food stamp mobiles or the "good ol boy" took his saws all and trimmed all the fenders away and lifted it with blocks and coil stretchers.

Don't even want to have a light bar because I've seen rednecks abuse them, like a cheap 48" one from harbor freight mounted across the hood (!) Of a beat up old Toyota Corolla (!!)

Lol I love that people are willing to look that stupid. There was a redneck by me who had a lifted Miata with a light back on the hood

Well that is pure faggotry there. Hell we never use anything that large on lifts with cranes. A standard two inch clevis would be more than you would ever need for pulling someone out. Besides that is what a PTO is for.

Pretty cancerous having that many. One is more than enough to get the message across.

I got a mattress in the bed of my truck. Takes a crane to get it out.

>unemployed.jpg

why are conservative states such dumpster fires devoid of economic opportunity? is this what causes people there to be mentally ill?