GUYS WHAT THE FUCK

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK

Worst month for stocks in 9 years, btw
>i-i-it's fine
t. trump cucks

DRUUUUUUMPFFFF!!!

TWO TARIFFSSS DRUMPPFFF

babby's 2nd market dip

fucking sage.

>fags that know shit about the stock market
>oh my god interday highs and lows

Go be a poorfag on reddit

Do you mean it’s the best month in 9years to buy stock?
Hail trump

Q predicted these

Yep.

The POTUS has little to do with short-term market trends. He's been riding it for political points, which I thought was dumb because the second it turns he looks like a fool. Yellen fucking with interest rates didn't help.

Q predicted my berthole on ur lips

>2%

Wait and see if it drops a little lower, then buy. Not that serious.

>He's been riding it for political points, which I thought was dumb because the second it turns he looks like a fool
But then even if you don't ride it, the left will use it against you as soon as the market dips.

retard trump promised a trade war
this is what happens

>The Stock Market never drops 500 points before.

>not owning crypto

This is normal.

dropping multiple days in a row is unusual

>i always invest, noobs
>will retire at 40

>suddenly homeless

>the left will use it against you as soon as the market dips

despite the fact that the market went on a historic run under his administration, obama never once took credit for the stock market. trump set himself up for failure by doing so but we all know he's too much of an effeminate child to help himself. sad really.

wow its nothing

The British Government's plan to have their Nigger Pet in South Africa kill off the whites so that Britain can enslave the niggers again and get more control of the LARGEST GOLD and LARGETS PLATINUM MINES IN THE WORLD, got leaked to the internet.

Dig into a company called Anglo American and see where the trail leads. (Spoiler Alert: Rothschild's, Windsor's, Rockefeller's.)

Its still at a good price. It was a little inflated, its coming back to earth

>Market grows by thousands of points and hits records for the past year
>One month of volatility
>AHHHHH IT'S ALL CRASHING THE MARKET IS DOOMED
You're the worst. You're actually stupid, no debate.

It grew by an insane amount in the past year, of course there will be an abnormal amount of dips. Guess what will happen? It'll go back up.

To be honest, it's probably good it's decreasing.
The stock market was ridiculously overvalued.

steel tariff. Trump.
The guy is actually more clueless than anyone had anticipated.
No clear program.
Did not fulfill half of his promises.
The motherfucker hasnt even built the FUCKING WALL.
Fuck man, the dude is such a disappointment right now.

NO NO NOOO I SHOULD'VE INVESTED IT ALL IN BITCOIN

>it was a dead cat bounce all along

why does that guy look like such a pussy when firing?

this is still obama's economy

>-2%
Fuck off. Not news.

Do you faggots want the truth or just outrage meme shit?

trump need to stop playing so much...he know they dont like it when you mess with their money

...

This faggot is correct.

happens all the time just a correction

bring it faggot WE can handle being poor

wats da tooth?

is this line the new narrative for when the market goes down...does it apply also when the market goes up too

Obama had his ((friends)) at the fed keep interests rates at an unprecedented 0.25% to try and help save his shitty economic policy and still failed to achieve an average of 2% growth. Because of this rates are going to have to be raised many, many fucking times to prevent inflation from fucking us in the ass.

The market is going to freak out everytime it gets wind of another raise being imminent

That's not how it works. Retards like you buy in and smart people sell on the temporary bump that provides and pushes things down again.

he was only correcting Bush two wars and the need to achieve the 2% was very very very neccesary

Because he is. You can see the fear he has for that weapon in that loose ass grip he keeps on it. Fucking pathetic.

It hillarious to watch communist retards everytime the dow goes down...
They unironically believe such minor dips after streaks of growth mark "the end of le late stage SOON(TM) capitalism" and chance for communist rats to take over and chimp out over it while at the same time other capitalists markets turn green instead and the dip is usually over after weeks if not days, at least after a few months or years if its "critical" while no one really notices any change

Don't worry about it man play some vidya

Pretty much

Round 1 motherfucker.

>he measures in points

>bitches about socialists while being a socialist

Stock market is a fraud anyway. Held up entirely by fairy dust printed by your local Federal Reserve.

Just print more tethers

>smart people sell on the temporary bump
> wojak_brain_imploding.jpeg

smart people also buy on the temporary dip and dollar-cost-average their investments

just because retards panic sell and pussies don't buy at all doesn't mean this isn't a good time to buy if you believe in the productivity of the US as a whole, as if a % of our economic value just disappeared overnight

...

Youre describing the term 'oversold'

Meanwhile new jobless data:

LOWEST UNEMPLOYMENT SINCE 1969!

Obama gave us a jobless stockmarket recovery. Trump gives us a prosperous and comfy crash.

I'll definitely take the latter any fucking day.

This is a direct result of Trump's tariff announcement. When you place a tariff on a good you help those in your country who make that good at the expense of those that use it. This is most obvious when you look at major steel users like GM and Ford who are down 4.3% and 3.2% respectively. It's an attempt to appeal to an industry that no longer exists in the US at the expense of the few that actually still do.

One last thing; we place trade restrictions on enemy nations to punish them, to do it to yourself is madness.

CRASHING THESE STOCKS

WITH NO SURVIVORS

>Did not fulfill half of his promises
The wall is literally being built and he literally promised a trade war with China you utter dumb retard.

The IQ it takes to work at CNN, this manlet reminds me of pic

Wallstreet needs to burn to the ground and never come back.

It's been propped up by QE for a while now and has been on a several years long bull run, it's ripe for a bearish turn desu

guys my cousins husband worked for (((Goldman Sachs)))
last name sounds jewish but isn't
heard that it is not going to crash till 2020
2020 will be the SHTF moment
that is why they are trying take the guns
and increase the police state now
vegas (((high incident project)))
(((parkland))) hoax

this is just some shekel taking look for lots more of it before 2020 when (((they))) bust the whole thing out

>HE DIDN'T BUY EMERGING MARKETS AND SHORT ETF ON THE DOW JONES and S&P 500 LIKE I TOLD HIM MONTHS AGO

>HE BELIEVED #MAGA

LMAO!!

It goes up, then it goes down. Were you born yesterday?

>2% was necessary
for what you Keynesian dick sucker. Keeping unprofitable jews afloat with cheap credits and baiting the goy to buy useless bullshit on pump. After this recession socialism and globalism will be btfo forever

>smart people also buy on the temporary dip and dollar-cost-average their investments
Not allowed to do that anymore, investments are FIFO for tax purposes

>stocks going up
>thisisobamaseconomythisisobamaseconomythisisobamaseconomyshutup shut up SHUT UP
>stock starts going down
>DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

>worst month
implying the economy shifting at a larger rate isn't proportional to its size at all. Brainlet. sage.

Steel, aluminum and Opioids. Durr

OOoooHHH NNooooOOOoo the Market is experiencing volatility

Where do you live in UK that you think city dwellers aren't subhuman? Whats your race too.

>Stocks go up all through Obama presidency and carry to 2017
Trump!!! MAGA!
>Stocks decline 2018 after Trump fiscal policy
OBUMMER ECONOMY!!

>Muh Kynesian economics
>gibs for eberyone :DD

That’s some incredibly in-depth technical analysis you did there.

fuggg i hope it keeps going, cant wait to buy in

he looks like he would take a punch like an oak and smile

>trump promised a trade war
ohh so that's what he meant by BUMP THE STOCKS, TRADE WAR NOW