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BAWBAGS ITT

your not even british you cunt

Bradford BTFO
thedaily.online/post/2018/03/01/pantomime-cancelled-in-bradford-after-giant-unable-to-smell-englishman

>10 years ago you could smoke at 16
>Now most people think 16 is the bare minimum to drink a soft drink with a little extra sugar and caffeine in it

The nanny state has arrived.

The thread edition goes in the subject field.

>your
baka

GORDON

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do a vocaroo for us

What happened to the Montenigger who's been spamming Brit/pol/ threads lately?

THATS HORRIBLE IS THIS NEW MILLENIAL BLOKES HERE ????????????????????????????

That's Alasdair Jake to you.

And you are, Herbert Kaplinski III?

Just watching Godwinson's Jahans documentary
youtube.com/watch?v=bm78I4Nhvuo

It's called Kallmann's syndrome.

His tits disgrace humanity

Are you guys surviving THE BEAST aka winter?

Hmm...

ahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhahha

bigger tits than my bird la what the fuck is going on

wonder how many lads hes gave a cheeky tit job too

here so you lads can see
what I gotta face
Nasty spiteful cunt

woolyback like me in Ashworth .. Never played scrabble with brady ..

>THAT'S RIGHT LADS, HAVE A GOOD WANK ON ME, YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE

under £300.
sportsmanguncentre.co.uk/revo-a-tac-force-duo-system-2-1-12g-279056
shotguns are cheaper than i thought, when i used to go shooting in scotland as a kid we were always lectured on how expensive they were and everything we were shooting with was dirt tier

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You don’t go to Russia, Russia comes to you..

Quite possibly the most grotesque excuse for a body I've ever seen.

Where's the surname "Jahans" from anyway? Definitely not Anglo. Dutch?

The slow crawl of government interference has turned into a stampede.

>Until August 1914 a sensible, law-abiding Englishman could pass through life and hardly notice the existence of the state, beyond the post office and the policeman.

Did they cure your gay?

Deary me.

Fell on my arse on black ice going to the shops earlier. Was caused by a dripping gutter. I fell into a place where the water dripped on my face as I lay on the floor, and my phone got scattered across the pavement.

A retarded man was walking up about 20 feet away and said "ARE YOU OKAYTH?" which was nice of him so I said yes thanks, I'm fine.

He gets five feet nearer and again says "ARE YOU OKAYTH?" at which point I reassure him I am indeed fine.

Another five feet and he again asks me "ARE YOU OKAYTH?" at which point I snap, still on the floor scrabbling up my phone and being dripped on by cold water I say "YES I AM FUCKING OK FUCK OFF" and of course that's the part where a lod of people came round the corner and saw/heard us.

in other words fat sad gamer mopnger who dont lift , jog ..?
I was in a cell , in /the Hole smaller ..I ran on spot for ten mins an hour .. fast , then stretched an used walls to stretch bend self .. an punched walls an shadow boxed ..

>>The slow crawl of government interference has turned into a stampede.
I know right. Police all up in my buisness for having a little weed.

Mair, he isn't a Tory. He despises the modern Tory party and everything it stands for.

>Listen I getting new shrink tomorrow .. an he wants to adjust my ment meds an he is a Paki ..
>this wont ends well lol ..
Un oh. Stay safe, Mair. Don't kill him lad.

It's like a wheelie bin has melted across the corpse of a walrus

Not completely

its fucking freeezing here

go the estate boozer an borrow an kill guy for £150 notes

It'll be interesting to see how he responds to this.

>Not completely
how much is left?

youtube.com/watch?v=rofbZaSsaTU

LOL pick a town, any town

hi lads

why do paki areas have so many betting shops, aint gambaling haram?

Alright sunshine

I'd forgotten all about this guy. What's he been up to these days?

IT'S STILL SNOWING WHY WON'T IT STOP

Same as always

Neither.

Probably Hungarian.

>why do paki areas have so many betting shops, aint gambaling haram?
Assimilation innit?

cute bear

it won't stop until you go back to pakistan.

Same thing he does every day. Routinely playing guitar, piano, making food with his top off, talking to stuffed bears, complaining about mysterious banging noises and PC hacks, posting pictures of himself in various poses etc.

I once saw him post a video where he completely doxed his bank account details/bunch of other stuff through letters he was showing about his trust and something to do with his brother. It's probably still up, but you would need to watch 10000 hours of footage to find it. Luckily no one who watches over tim is evl enough to do anything with that.

What the fuck?

WHITE SUPREMACIST SNOW MAKE IT GO AWAY

>You may not like it, but this is what peak labour

What the fuck are you trying to say? Either use punctuation properly or don't use it at all.

Why don't you think of the children lads?
nspcc.org.uk/

There is literally NOTHING wrong with Mohammad and Ajeel hitting a cheeky one and making a dash for it UP THE CENTRE HERE COMES RAHEEM! STRAIGHT DOWN THE ROAD, ROARS PAST THE PIGS! COPPERS CALL IN SUPPORT, RAHEEM RIPS THE FUCKING THROTTLE AND SPEEDS OFF, CUTTING THROUGH TRAFFIC THEN MAKES A SHARP TURN TOWARDS THE PRIMARY SCHOOL. THE BOBBIES LOSE CONTROL AND HURL INTO A CROSSING KILLING SOME PENSIONERS, NICE SPRAY OF BLOOD AS THEIR HEADS ARE TURNED INTO MUSH BY THE CRUMPLING ROOF HAHAHA. RAHEEM THANKS ALLAH FOR KILLING THE INFIDELS AND- OHHHH HE'S DOING AN ACE WHEELIE NOW OH WAIT, HE'S STOPPING AT THE RED LIGHT WHERE THE LOLLIPOP LADY IS, HE'S UNZIPPING THE DUFFEL BAG AND GRABBING THE MR MUSCLE DRAIN CLEANER INSIDE- WHAT'S THIS? OH HE FUCKING JUMPS OFF THE MOPED AND SPRAYS IT ALL OVER HER FACE GET IN THERE LAD BRILLIANT SCREAMS AS SHE GOES DOWN! HE'S REALLY FLYING DOWN THE FIELD NOW, IT CAN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS, CAN IT? BUT WAIT, IT'S 3PM AND THE BELL JUST WENT, THE KIDS ARE FILING OUT THE BUILDING AND NO ADULTS ARE NEARBY! OH OH OH MOHAMMED SLAMS THE HORN ON HIS DELIVERY VAN TO RAHEEM AND PULLS INTO THE SIDE AT THE ENTRANCE OHHHHHH! THE TEACHERS AREN'T THERE BECAUSE THEY'RE ON STRIKE! AJEEL AND HIS CREW BURST THE DOORS OPEN AND BOOT LITTLE KELLY'S FACE, DOWN SHE GOES IN TEARS WHAT A TOUCH! OH! OH! HIS MATES ARE GRABBING THE TERRIFIED CHILDREN AND DRAGGING THEM BY THEIR LEGS TO THE VAN, AJEEL IMMOBALISES TIMMY WITH A CLAMPED FIST TO THE FACE! HE HITS THE REAR BUMPER WITH A MEATY THUD! FAACKIN LOVELY! OH WHAT A RESULT IT IS FOR HAJI'S CHILD SEX RING! THE ATMOSPHERE IN THE BACK OF THE TAKEAWAY WILL BE ABSOLUTELY ELECTRIC TONIGHT!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

What's a good air rifle? The Gamo Shadow seems to be highly rated

that jahans pill is hard to swallow

Fuck off jenna Coleman

Thanks, lads. You remember when they sent him a picture of Poleaboo in a little top hat?

Sadly, it isn't. The government is not found where it ought to be and found where it ought not to.

As for , if someone wants to smoke their dangerous, mind altering substances, then they should feel free to do so - but when the financial burden of their incarceration due to mental faculty collapse falls on me, or the healthcare costs they will expect when their behaviour leads to ruin (as it always does) falls on me, or they wish to thrust their flawed ideological beliefs on children through a school funded by me, then I take issue.

If you want to retreat to a lamentable state of escapist existence because you cannot stand the man you are; and must intoxicate yourself to experience pleasure, then you are not the sort of person of use to society or to me. That is your choice. It should be mine to shun your 'recovery' or 'treatment' when you wind up on the street or out of a job.

For him it werent the fat cunt

It's Mair. Did you only come in from r*ddit two days ago or what?

I’d say I’m 80% my dude.

Holy shit were it not for the paki fucking pizza i'd have a fucking bingo
>fookin pakis

>What the fuck are you trying to say?
He done calisthenics and jogged on the spot to keep fit in the pokey. Bit of shadow boxing too to stay sharp for shower time

The only people who go mad from weed were already mental.
Having said that, I agree with you.

This.

Emma Watson and Emilia Clarke are leagues in front of her.

B an Hero No One Cares ok ..
sorrowful LARPing this badly twat

Listen I dont like the Snidey cunt .. OK
wether he Nazi cunt or trans loving cornbynista cunt
I shit them mate sorry .. I just know I ..
Fuck them I will sit there like a timmy an so sweetly an answer him nicely , then I will say ..I dont think theres a need to change my CPA ..!
I will look deeplying his brown eyes an await the answer .. an the actions ..
Listen I am Godly even in Ashworth I posted ..lol

>Emilia Clarke
Woof

It's not the Pakistanis gambling in them; it is the remaining few whites who cannot afford to flee so endure an endless existence of alcohol and greyhounds.

There's a lot of retarded posters on here. How was I supposed to tell when he doesn't use a name or tipcode?

Efforts towards equality in our society means ensuring everyone has the opportunity to sell their labour, the source of wealth for the elite.

Human need and the production of goods to meet those needs is necessary for equality based on exchange. Capitalism exploits this by separating workers from the means of production through private property. Workers must sell their labour to meet their needs indirectly through the exchange of capital, rather than through direct reciprocal labour.

Good post, Peter. But what if the patient in question had been a hard working and productive member of society most of their life before having a break down? What if they'd contributed just as much or even more than you yourself had, for longer? What say you to that, then?

apart from thr polski place and random islam themed shop i would have a bingo and thats my close by street, 2 miles down the road and its that on steriods

fucking hell

>How was I supposed to tell
It's fairly obvious

Not really.

YOU TOTAL FUCKING IDIOT

whoop there it is

Asalam alaikum brothers

Could tyhere be a possible showdown between FCMD and Mairposter tonight? God, I hope so!

>t. newfag

Godspeed you crazy motherfucker.

Looking back I can laugh at it.

that's plenty

Welcome to brit/pol/

> But what if the patient in question had been a hard working and productive member of society most of their life before having a break down?

Then surely this man should have adequate provision himself to deal with such an occurence, through private insurance, or a loving family to turn to? Either way - the context of his character is irrelevant; it is still not society's job to suffer due to his misdeeds. The crux of this argument is personal responsibility. Should society support a man guilty of murder if he has paid his taxes and tended to the church garden for 50 years?

Man is fallible, the best person may fall victim to the worst impulses. It still does not excuse them.

why would i want to kill guy? i like people, i just used to enjoy shooting. ive got family in the highlands who go shooting all the time and i miss it

I now understand why Russians have a proclivity for vodka

i wish i was good enough at drawing to do a crystal palace themed brainletball drawing and there wannabe italian mongy ultras
t.palace fan

>t. newfag
You mean someone who doesn't spend their lives on Brit/pol/? Sorry I don't spend enough time here to know how to identify everyone by their writing style.

>vodka
You want rum.

>tfw still waiting for the revolution
How much longer are we gonna have to wait before we finally smash the bourgeoisie and capitalism lads?

bait

you dont need to draw to do smuggies

Word

sorry lad it was lazy bait