Cat thread

Cat thread

No one cares about cat.

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okay

sekai neko aruki is my favorite anime

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I love cat but have no pictures to share on a blue board

every time I think of Killua I want to rail him, is that gay?

user, that's a snail

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>Hate Tsubasa's character
>Still fap to her uncontrollably
How do I stop this?

What would marriage with Hanekawa be like? I imagine lots of traveling around the world.

Sweaty, passionate sex everyday and all the time. Can't let her walking around the world with a body like that.

>Araragi didn't turn Hanekawa's sexual frustration into a threesome with Crab

Disappointed in him

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how much bigger will she get

>Didn't fuck Nadeko when he had the chance
>Didn't fuck Hanekawa or black hanekawa when he had the chance
>Didn't fuck his sisters
>Still tease and fuck around with them all the time
Araragi is a faggot. He's all talk. Teases, teases and teases, but never does anything, only takes half-measures.

Don't mind me, just posting Superior kami.

Superior indeed because she is Kaiki's little bitch.

Nagging you about absolutely everything and constant passive-aggressive mind games until you kill yourself.

Looks like a bland boobie teen without the glasses...
Tsubasa is best served in glasses.

I miss Cat's old braids and glasses, I honestly think she looked sexier with them.

You don't. It's the same with me and Kirino.

It makes all the doujins where she offers herself up to random men on the street more satisfying.

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You're a gentleman of refined taste.

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Of course she did. Is there anyone who thinks otherwise?

>you will never go on a globe trotting journey with cat
why even go on living

On the same note, I don't think I EVER saw an instance where short hair would look sexier than long hair.

There are some girls that are better suited to a pixie cut deal than long hair, but they're a minority.

I much prefer short haired Crab over long haired Crab and Kanbaru is a Goddess of course.

Why must you wound me like this?

>I much prefer short haired Crab over long haired Crab
Are you fucking kidding me. You actually picked the worst possible choice besides short haired Nadeko. Crab with short hair looks like a dyke.

I'm not even mad, just surprised.

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How can a shitty Cat even compete?

i like cat

hanekawa is the worst

she is not that shitty. cat was an instrument in creating bat as we know her.

black/white cat
+ kako tiger
+ shitty prez cat[/spoiler ]
= new&improved cat

I like her in all flavors.

Plus she gets the long hair back in Musubi anyway. Long striped hair a best. Girl was supermodel material with or without glasses. That is why Araragi still buys books with girls who look similar to her.

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>long hair back
this looks like stripped to me. look at the front part.I don't think those are just reflections. those are white hairs like in the colored one. probably!

Her striped hair looks fucking retarded. The one scene in Bake when she let her hair down was when she looked the best.

I love her character specially at how useful she is later on in the story.
I fucking hate how she has to loose because Nisio made Bake before Kizu.

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>rrrg and cat are mortal rivals.
>it is fake vs real.
>they were not meant to be from the start.
>so, bake before kizu has noting to do with it.
>rrrg refusing her was for the best.
>if he did not do that, cat would not be able to spread her wings.
>she is actually doing something worthy of praise while rrrg fell into shame and ended up as gaen's underling in musubi.
>crab will have a miserable because she decided to butt-in between two immortal vampires.
>when it comes to love, there is always oshino meme to fill that special hole.

What is with this surge of Oshino x Hanekawa shipping?

I can't see it, can't see it at all.

>Kaiki
He is already busy with Monkey.
>Rrrgi
He is is also busy with Crab and Bat
>Episode
He almost killed her in kizu
>Dramaturgy
He is too big for her.
>Meme
She admires his ideals..
She even followed his footsteps.
No one wants her to do it but she still followed him.
Even Crab is jealous because of his influence on her.
Crab even blamed him for not being able to spend time with her.
No matter how many times he pushes her away, he is the only one who could put up with someone like her.
It is obvious since Kizu that he is physically attracted to her.
Meme kept teasing her in Tsubasa Sleeping.
The only question is "Will Nisio push through with their relationship?"

Wouldn't two of those points prove she is more suited to Crab?

I mean, they go on secret lunch dates without inviting Araragi, they went through that in Ougi Formula.

It's made obvious since Nisio loves failed relationships that either Araragi/Shinobu or Araragi/Crab will nosedive.

Meme is likely her long lost father, to really twist the knife on her family issues. You know it's true.

Redpill me on this character/monogatari
Why doesn't MC smash? He fucks loli's right? And she looks loyal enough and c,early wants that dick, so why doesn't he smash?

Short haired cute girls are gifts to the world though. Kanbaru is proof.

He was dumb enough to not notice her feelings.
And then he got a proactive girlfriend before he realised.

doesn't he ignore his gf though and fuck and molest lolis and other chicks instead or is that just a meme?

>Meme is likely her long lost father
I heard that before but with the way he teases her, it will be incest if he ends up being her father. If cat wants to know, she could just get a blood sample from him for a paternal DNA test. They did DNA testing in shinobumonogatari. So far, Cat is not showing any signs that she thinks he is her long lost father. Is there any similarities between them beside being smart & intelligent?

Cats have excellent taste.

>being NTRd by your own cat

If you had the chance you'd be Kaiki's bitch and you know it user.

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