You can submit and vote on names for the nukes here.
vote.mil.ru
info about this
gizmodo.com
russian propaganda video showing off the new nukes.
youtube.com
NAME PUTINS SUPER NUKES
Isaiah Harris
Ayden Cruz
...
Hunter Lopez
WTF PUTIN IS SO BASED
Leo Smith
First for Hebrew Hammer
Anthony Peterson
Nukey McNukeface
Jaxon Moore
the charbroiler
Cooper Martin
>White power
>Golden shower
>Red rocket
Blake Cook
The dirty secret about nukes is they aren't real. This locks everyone into a situation where they know the other guy is lying but they can't expose him without exposing the whole thing as a fraud. If everyone found out they are a fraud the world might get a bit crazy. It's a very strange situation to be in.
Grayson Torres
>Not automatically calling it Killary
Wasted.
Tyler Butler
Can’t we just do what we always do and draw a sexy anime girl that glows in the dark and call it BangChan?
Jack Ross
Yeah we all know nukes don't work on a flat earth with atoms deactivated
Andrew Sanchez
mutt stomper 5000
Jacob Campbell
cyкa блять
Translation: Bitch fuck
Hunter Adams
If I was American or in Nato I'd be shitting myself. Russia is surely going to win the next war, they have the smartest leadership and are not weakened by cultural marxism
Robert Morgan
Rolling for 'Space Tiger'
Hunter Diaz
parkland 2: radioactive boogaloo
Jack Lee
holy shit this
Ryder Robinson
YOU FUCK WITH RUSSIA OR ITS ALLIES AND I WILL NUKE ISRAEL
Ryder Torres
KGB Turd. Check 'em
Nathaniel Flores
this
Luis Richardson
PUTIN'S PET
Luis Mitchell
Rush B
William Gutierrez
T-I-G-E-R
Jason Price
Disneyworld Destroyer
Evan Wilson
They work on certain geodesic lines
Adrian Gutierrez
NIGGER FAGGOT ICBM
Ryder Murphy
i'm not russian, how is it any of my business to be naming their superweapons
canada has the strongest superweapon of them all: diversity
Cooper Morris
The Anti-Shart Dart
Camden Nelson
Slavic Slavemaker
Parker Rogers
Did I do it right?
Connor Baker
Changed the n to in m in com FYI
Nathan Butler
This.
Robert Mitchell
yep.
thx for your offer COMRADE
Ryder Lee
I suggested Cлaвa-бóмбa
Josiah Richardson
Anti anti-missile-missile missiles
Henry Walker
Jeff I
Jeff II
Jeff III
Jaxon Scott
Wow the madmen actually built it? This is old 1960s 1970s tech that neither side wanted to use back then the new cold war must be a bitch. You could have a nuclear powered missile flying supersonic speeds right over an area for days or weeks or months just destroying everything with sonic booms. You don't even have to detonate the nuke until you get bored. Hell you don't even need a nuke you can just have this thing keep flying over a city at like 10 feet destroying everything. I honestly can't wait for AI to get ahold of these and destroy us I'm not even larping.
Parker Thomas
Just being crazy here for a mintue. What if took one of the magic missiles and used it to fly to, say, mars?
Jackson Scott
None of those are nukes though.
>Americans in charge of journalism
Hunter Cruz
i submitted Hades and Cerberus
Nathan Kelly
The Titty Twister
Tyler Cook
#2, #3 - both nuclear powered, but are designed to have conventional or nuclear warhead
Thomas Cruz
Wow they finally invented the tomahawk cruse missile
Jonathan Torres
El mutt extinguido
Lucas White
The "Thanks Hilary for the Uranium" Now we melt your Cranium
William Hill
inb4 Nukey McNukeface
Blake Morgan
Kek.
Evan Martin
I can't think of names without sounding corny or stupid
Dylan Nguyen
>russian propaganda video showing off the new nukes.
youtu.be
Grayson Garcia
P.E.P.E
Bentley Jones
>vote.mil.ru
clicking that shit i ain't. Vault 7 niggas.
someone else should click that shit and submit "The Bigly Don"
Gabriel Perez
name it the Tiger missile.
Luke Moore
Jonathan Smith
This. Tiger missile is only acceptable answer /thread
William Nguyen
Not,
>explodey mc explodeyface
or
>bomby mc bombyface
come on lads.
Nathan Thomas
They are gonna make us dig the crowbar plans back out aren't they? jalopnik.com
Julian Gray
Yankee Eliminator
Cooper Harris
The Golden Shower
Dylan Hall
I knew it nukes don't exist
all test videos are highly CGI. there are untouched buildings or objects at ground zero etc.
mushroom cloud is not sign of nuclear explosion. almost all chemical explosions create mushrooms under certain conditions
NUKES DON'T EXIST
japan government wanted to surrender but they were afraid of public reaction so they agreed with americans and made up atom bomb story
then cold war lies...
NUKES DO NOT EXIST