Would you dodge the draft if trump started a war with Russia?

Would you dodge the draft if trump started a war with Russia?

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I'd go right now if they let me.

I'm too old. Haha, get fucked kids!

>implying human beings are an appropriate weapon of war in these modern times

are you a little bit feverish? the proxy war on tattoine will continue BUSINESS AS USUAL

I'm prime. Fuck you dad

I'm too fat hahaha get fucked thinfags.

How fat can I get in one month of devouring

Im to dum hahah get fuked branefags

I dunno but here's a protip: don't sleep and eat during the night as well. It's probably how I got fat.

Just say you're trans

I put on 40lbs in pure fat in two months eating filthy. Nearly killed me.

I’m in college. Wouldn’t have to try to dodge. But if I had to I would because the war is going to be a war of drones and nukes. I’d rather not go through boot camp and be shipped out to Russia only to be killed by a silent drone

>thinking there will be time to institute a draft
We'll all die in nuclear fire

The government kinda conscripted me into a mind control super soldier project as a baby and has been torturing me and sending goons to beat me up and harass my family my entire life. So yeah, I would probably try to avoid helping them.

How dumb can I get in one month

Same here, fellow oldfag. If it gets to the point where I get drafted, things are beyond fucked

Putin isn’t going to do squat, it’s just saber rattling

Thanks for reminding me of this bright possible future, now I can go to sleep happily knowing that nuclear fire could bless me any day now

Read a bunch of breitbart, watch alex jones and smoke weed. You'll be too dumb to draft.

How old can I get in one month

It's kind of easy to escape a draft when there is nothing left after a nuclear apocalypse.

That's just your poor planning living somewhere worth nuking.

Just give yourself a major concussion every week and you'll be a true Moh*mmad Ali

K keep me posted

Yeah, if it gets to that point I'm innawoods out of service, please leave a message after the beep.

>chicken
>spiral
>chicken lovers
What does it mean

I'm a Quebecker.
I hide in the woods

I'd rather an hero than fight for ZOG or against other whites

>implying its not the dems starting the war
If it gets to the point where our military is depleted and the draft starts i dont think thered be much left of the US to defend.

I heard it's full of bear shit

Hope we scrape the barrel for soldiers just to spite this oldfag.

>implying that would happen
There won't be a war between Russia and America that requires a draft as long as both nations exist (nukes)

being old and a fag doesn't make you and oldfag

>trump started a war with Russia
nice try but we voted trump specifically to not go at war with russia

Lynx and cougars and wolfs, some annoying bugs that bite your skin off, saw 2 bears in my life, once in a kids park and once eating in the trash of the restaurant in my town
It could be cool, near a lake so you can fish on ice during the winters

It's a catch 22 though. If they have enough men to drag my ass out of the woods to fight a war, they won't need me.

A genuine woodsposter

This. You have to be here since at least 2012

I'm too old. I will just stay at home, and fuck all the women left behind. I actually hope this happens.

>war
you think it would be a troops on the ground war lol?
it would be who can wipe out who first with nukes.

Oh shit, good point. Child soldiers when?

Are east-coastfags the only ones that will survive? Minus NYC maybe

>implying the orange Russian buffoon in the white house would bite his own master

He laid out the seed in a spiral.

He could use the chickens to spell out, "Fuck you!" just as easily.

XD yeah!

22y, never been in the military and never will. I don't fight for jewish interests.

You're gonna love the Marines

Yes

they wont take my broken schizoid self, so no worries

>2012 makes you an oldfag now
Where did it all go wrong

interesting. so we are already soldiers in a culture war.

fuuuck no

I'm clinically depressed so nope. Get fucked normies

Wait, so you literally get a chance to die and you run away?

I don't think they'd give me much choice in the matter

This shit kills me. Stop joking for a minute guy. Why do we talk down on suicidal people when they can be a benefit?.

People want to die and off themselves but most can't do it because they fear they're going to hell or just think they'll be looked at as shitbags for it. They don't want to live so promising them a future is no good.

Why not just offer them a dignified death at their country's benefit?. Give them some weapons and a grenade to make sure they can eat in case they get captured and I'm sure that we can come up with an agreement where everyone is happy.

Japan did this?.

Lucky bitch I prayed for this very early on in life. Starting at 7 I believe.

*edit

In the case of those who just think it's just too painful well a grenade to the face is better than ANYTHING anybody else is offering. Better than dying in your sleep even. Find me a guy that survived a grenade to the mouth and I'll delete this post.

>inb4 this guy put a grenade in his mouth and it didn't go off

Nothin personal Ruski Bros, I just wanna fuck shit up.

I don't support any war against whites.
>inb4 slavs aren't white
yes they are.

Afraid not faggot
Army lifted the ban on depressed niggers

He better do it soon I have 2 years left to be able to re-enlist.

no but id join to fight in south africa.

I'd like to think the option to escape and enlist in Russia is an option
I'd rather fight the white fight

No more brother wars.

I'm too old to draft anyway, but no white man should partake.

I'd happily sign up to gun down some commie scum. Move on down and liberate China while we're at it.

Joke's on you I'm an illegal.

Im over the draft age. suck it, nerds.

>tfw medically retired and receiving neetbux
>no longer "deployable" so I won't be called back

Have fun

Reddit's gonna love this comment, broseph!

GROHNURLD GRBLUMRPFT PWNT1!1!!!!1!

Classic

>I heard it's full of bear shit
Moose shit.

Yes, put your life on the line for Israel. Fucking shit, how stupid can someone be? There are no honest wars anymore you stupid goys, they ALL serve ((interests))
>"liberate" country X or something of the sort
The war is just an excuse for them to do the ~((negotiation)) backstage. All those young men are dying in vain. Fight for your family and tribe, not some fat kikes .
>jews own the entire system but THIS particular war is honest!
Reddit, I fucking swear dude...

Jewish Communist Marxists started modern, non-monarchist Russia...

You're a kike, and from Brazil no less. Fuck off.

I catch cold in drafty places

I wish people weren't so ignorant on this topic, those movies lied to you, the TV lied to you, your history teacher didn't know any better.

The entire world's combined nuclear arsenal could not destroy the state of Arizona, let alone a nationstate like the US or Russia.

Japan surrendered but a country like China wouldn't.

WWII was the first time nukes were used. People know what's up now, and their gameplan isn't "let's surrender to the scary bomb!"

Mankind would easily survive a nuclear war even if ALL nukes were detonated during it.

MAD is really just because world leaders don't want to get nuked. To sound wise and like they care about the peasants, they claim that it's because EVERYONE would die. Just most of the elites and the collateral people around them would.

I killed a russian last month for fun

This /thread

we're paying out cash money to enemy combatants. It's canadian money though

Sure. I'm not going to fight Russia.

>I'm not going to fight Russia

Who will you fight for?. I'm laughing right now before I even have your answer.

No Russian ever called me nigger. Cuz I’m not a nigger.

I wouldn't be drafted

>implying human beings are an appropriate weapon of war in these modern times
>but we need to keep our guns to fight the government's mechas and shit
Which one is it then? Ban guns nao?

there won't ever be another draft and I'm ineligible anyway

i'd put the uniform back on and stack the dead commies next my pile of mudslimes

No, I already did four years active and four inactive. I ain't doing shit.

It probably wouldn't matter anyway because we'd all get nuked.

>russia
>white

i would dodge the draft no matter what. this country is a pile of shit and i have no loyalty to it

I'm extremely close to moving to South Africa to fight for white farmers so I don't give a fuck what Trump does

There will be no "draft" since a war with Russia would mean M.A.D

>killing other white people
Gonna go with yes to draft dodge

If it was good enough for the gun grabber on chief then it's good enough for me

>Everyone on Sup Forums is the same.
I'm 43, retard.

i would pay money just to get the chance to murder and loot my way across R*ssia

>implying i can be drafted

if you're not targeted by this thread then why are you complaining? You're 43 ffs act like a man