Something wonderful has happened. Peter... I'm pregnant

>Something wonderful has happened. Peter... I'm pregnant.

>That's... Th-that's wonderful.

>What are we gonna do?

>Were not gonna worry about anything right now. Alright? This is a happy moment. The happiest moment of my life.

>scene transitions to Adolf Eichmann arriving at the Wannsee Conference flanked by SS guards
>Yes Lord Kaltenbrunner.
>Obersturmbannführer Eichmann, I suggest you move the Jews to Concentration Camps.
>It will be done my Lord.
>The Final Solution is near Obersturmbannführer.
>But the loss of Count Heydrich...
>His death was... A necessary loss. Soon, I will have a new Obergruppenführer. One far younger and more powerful...

bump for boner

WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG YOU WERE THE KING OF CARROT FLOWERS

I'm Adolf Hitler. Your love for each other has convinced me to save all the Jews. I'll tell everyone I sent you to Bergen-Belsen but in reality I'll send you to Argentina. God bless us. Everyone.

Goddamnit stop quoting the shittiest scene from that movie

>The South is with us President Davis
>Welcome home General Lee. You have done well.
>I have good news for you my lord. War has begun.
>Excellent. Everything is going as planned

There was a movie?

*sighs*

Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith

*teleports behind you*

*reddit spaces*

*unsheaths machete*

>nada personal niño

micro penis in mein pantz

...

why doesnt lincoln have his top hat on?
wtf

.....His name was Annakin. Not Peter. I'm so confused.

I need to lurk more.

(M)Anne Frank can't get pregnant.

That's not Lincoln you moron

OP is ripping off Star Wars lines as if historical persons are saying them, it's a running joke on /his/.

I'll post an example


>I am the Senate!

I'll save you. In some sort of time machine.

Thank you for your cooperation

NO NO NO

You go the fuck back to your containment board Jeff.

A more classic one

>I'm going in, cover me Goring.
>I'm right with you Red Three.

>I've got a problem here...
>Eject!
>I can hold it...
>PULL UP!
>No I'm alrig-ARRGGGHHHH

>You worry about those fighters I'll worry about the tower!

...

"When I first knew him, your father was already a great pilot.

That's the spirit.

>I am quite convinced that 10 more states will rally to our cause with your support.
>The Citizens' Army of Virginia is at your disposal General.
>North Carolina will sign your treaty.
>Good, very good.
>Our friends from Tennessee have pledged their support and when their state militias are combined with yours, we shall have an Army greater than any in North America. The United States Army will be overwhelmed. The Republic will agree to any demands we make.

Heh

"We defeated the wrong enemy".

Ehhh... That one needs work. Try and pull up one of your favorite Star Wars scenes and lift the quote from there.

Oh crap, it was the wrong way round wasn't it?

Still love Mark Hamill's face in that pic though.

>Master Grant...
>Count Lee...
>You have interfered with our affairs for the last time.
>Powerful you have become Lee. Secession I sense in you.
>I've become more powerful than any Unionist. Even you.
>Much to learn you still have...
>It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of West Point, but by our skills with trench warfare...

> Darling...our own special bun in the oven!

wtf where is that from?

Attorney General Warren, the time has come. Execute Order 9066.

>Francis Barlow. I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a little... older.

Bump

>I killed them, I killed them all. And not just the men, but the women and the children too. They are animals and I slaughtered them like animals! I HATE THEM!

>Peetah, I'm pregnant

Pitch a Lois as Anne Frank and Peter as gay manlet kike Peter skit to Seth MacFarlane NOW!

tfw no pregnant housewife Anne Frank

"You meansa people gonna die"?

Plz no gulag

You spell repugnant wrongly.

That’s no very nice

Neither is Jew.

thats oddly hot

ikr

Makes me diamonds every time

more please, dick is waking up

You got it

...

Unfortunately I only have a few pics on my phone and I’m at work rn

I’d post the full collection otherwise

>get sick
>boss gotta go home

Didn't they retcon Anne Frank into a lesbian a few years back? How do the logistics of that work?

Kek

I’d hate to break to you but lesbians are still capable of getting pregnant

They didn't have artificial insemination then tbqh

is, that, putin?

How does it make the average american feel knowing that the rest of the planet doesnt even know who anne frank is?
never heard of her in my entire life, and yet for some reason, americans are supposed to memorise her diaries in school.
Add to it the trillions of free dollars USA is just handing out to israel every single year, since their fake country was made..... considering there are huge swaths of USA covered in poverty and ruin....

Its astonishing, really, its been happening for... what? 70 years? And nobody in america has made an issue over it.
Entire american cities lay in ruin and die of starvation, but you keep giving some tiny desert country on the other side of the planet so much free money every year, that it would completely rebuild these areas, and help millions of americans.

Its just.... baffling.
I always thought its ze germans who are the easiest to manipulate and swallow every bullshit whole, no question asked, but i think americans beat them to it.

Actually Julius Streicher got in trouble for publicly accusing Goring of using artificial insemination with his wife

Her diary gave me a pregnancy fetish

it's not lincoln becauz his toppum hat is gone.

How can you be pregnant if you never existed?

kek

Meanie

Sauce

Jesus Christ, how the Hell is this thread still alive?

Well guess I better go back to making more /his/torical Star Wars quotes

>Yes, General Longstreet
>General Lee, I suggest you move the Confederate leaders to Danville.
>It will be done my Lord
>The end of the war is near General.
>But the loss of AP Hill...
>His death was... A necessary loss. Soon, I will have a new Corps commander. One far younger and more powerful...

Quit it with the shit threads

What a majestic photo. I didn't know they were able to shot coloured pictures back then