/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - VERY FAKE NEWS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump announces tariffs 3/1/18
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>Press Trump @WH Opioids Summit 3/1/18
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>FLotUS Melania @WH Opioids Summit 3/1/18
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>VP Pence @DHS 15th Anniversary 3/1/18
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>StateDep DepSec Sullivan @WH Opioids Summit 3/1/18
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>WH Opioids Summit 3/1/18
youtu.be/BuWPzvU-Hqg (pt1)
youtu.be/UMbZtrTXFaU (pt2)
>TransSec Chao @Senate 3/1/18
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>KAC on F&F 3/1/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/1/18
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>DefDep Press Brief (Dana) 3/1/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/1/18
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>Pres Trump w/Congress members on School Safety 2/28/18
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>Pres Trump @Billy Graham Memorial 2/28/18
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>SurgGen Adams/OMB Dir Mulvaney @Natl Assoc of AGs 2/28/18
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>Pres Trump/EdSec DeVos on HBCUs 2/27/18
youtu.be/ezdWFQDrC8c
>VP Pence/HUDSec Sleep Carson @Natl Religious Broadcasters Conv 2/27/18
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>VP Pence @Life Issues Institute 2/27/18
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>AG Sessions on new Opioid Policy 2/27/18
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>AG Sessions @Natl AG meeting 2/27/18
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ATTENTION: NEW BAKER REQUIRED!

OP IS NO LONGER BAKING

Is Turtle Man areguy? Asking for a friend.

Post floof and I might bake.

AWOOOO

How do i modify my magazines to have more bullets? My country (hint, has a leaf in it) banned high capacity magazines

/k/ said the gun control scare was over so it's safe for me to come out.

dk, are you a fed?

Who exactly will Trump meet as members of vidja industry?
Im really curious?
Anita?
Might as well kill all vidjas if that happened.

COME BACK HOPE WE LOVE YOU

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PRESIDENT TRUMP VS HURRICANE DITKA???

WHO WINS?

Most of the magazine pinnings are weld jobs, especially in fixed magazines like the SKS

IM SAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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no, just a gun loving citizen.

Never has been.
Never will be.

my fucking sides
replace BRAIN with TUMOR
I beg you

> WATCHA DOING RABBI?
Seems like Sessions, like with illegals, is not very fond of the tribe false flagging the right as well.

Sessions is obviously getting fired at some point, why not do it sooner rather than later?

WE WANT HOPE

dk, are you a fed?

Make sure they're pro awoo!

What about the mags done specifically for like 5 bullets? can i rip them apart and extend them?

Just a concerned FBI employee.

Holy shit I see why people don't do live interviews with Jones anymore.

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>why not do it sooner rather than later?
Great idea! Making Rosenstein the new Acting Attorney General, why didn't Trump think of that?

ANTI SEMITE!

Holy shit, Schumer literally voted against a judicial nominee because he was white

twitter.com/BasedMonitored/status/969420940827381760

Rosenstein becomes AG if Sessions goes and nobody wants that.

I feel bad for roping you in to my lie. I'm actually going to bed after this video. I'm starting another cold again.

Yeah, T u c c put him on blast for that tonight.

youtube.com/watch?v=QT9_tEzjtIU

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Think about what you're asking, dingus

Did the nominee still get voted in without Chuck's approval?

She was cute back then. It's a shame she cut off her hair.

No, he's not /ourguy/ but he's at least okay sometimes like shutting down MUH GUN CONTROL horseshit.

Doubt it. He helps but I don't trust career politicians on principal.
It's fun to post turtles whenever he does a thing though.

I'm drunk user, don't be mean

>French Adrian helmet
>No Berthier or Lebel
That's not the real Ian.

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Shit I've never watched the entire interview until now, that last minute or so was legendary

nah but he's competent
I'll take competent

I really wish a lib news network would actually adhere to their voiced values and call out blatant racism and partisan bullshit like this. I mean if a GOP member went on a vote and voted like this on a minority candidate it'd be 24/7 coverage and have the congress member voted out if not pushed to resign in a week.

>not liking the pixie cut

He hates being made fun of and losing. Not exactly anyone person but extremely exploitable.

Please, dear God, use this as a campaign ad.

>this accent mocking Piers
Holy shit I love Alex.

>Fire Rosenstein and then Sessions
Problem solved

Get well soon. You're always sick.

I'm not a fag. I like women to, you know, look like women.

Putin unveiles new Russian nuclear arsenal

>Putin stressed that Russia would not need all these new weapons if its legitimate concerns had not been ignored by the US and its allies. “Nobody wanted to talk with us on the core of the problem. Nobody listened to us. Now you listen!” he said.

>“Nobody wanted to talk with us on the core of the problem. Nobody listened to us. Now you listen!” he said.

>Now you listen!

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You're asking whether or not you can transcend the physical limits of 5 round magazines. The answer is no, and only fixed magazines allows you to modify them (not that I'm saying you should)

Any volunteers from /ptg/?

He has to get good replacements first.

OLD SQUAD (ACTUAL) HERE

GIN & TONICS ARE ON THE GO...

> WHO WANT'S A SEPARATE OS(A) THREAD SLIGHTLY LATER ON FROM NOW? ....

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Good, false flaggers need to be BTFO.
Dirtiest trick in the book.

>willie doesn't look like a woman

user, I...

>another Obama holdover who is unknown taking over
Wow terrible.

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I was healthy for a whole month, I swear.

What's got Rick Wifeson feeling so suicidal?

>it's a "they're coming for the guns again" arc

awoo..

was ditka right?

No, i was asking if you could extend them with some outside thing, like putting 2 mags together.
I'm extremely fucking gun illiterate.

Short hair on girls can work, but they need actually still try to make it girly. Not just a buzzcut that any dude would have. Still needs some length.

For fuck's sake, a bump stock do not a machine gun make.

ASSAULT RIFLES ARE SELECT FIRE YOU ABSOLUTE DIPSHIT

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NO, THIS IS NOT A SPLITTER, IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN ANYWAY

Piers becomes such a fucking idiot when it comes to guns.

yes, da bears did win that game, AND da bears will win da superb owl

At that rate you're better off building a whole new one instead of jury rigging two together

These idiots are aware you can bump shoot without a bump stock right. They're also aware you can throw about as many shots with a winchester, and they won't complain about it.

Pierce Morgan challenging Tomi Lahren to who knows guns better hahaha

OK, enjoy Acting AG Rachel Bland. Did it solve it for you?

>attacking the gun not the bump stock
>semi-auto is now their target
I'm glad they're open about it.

So is Jerry Miculek an illegal unregistered firearm?
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Trump should change his mind on imposing tariffs. Tariffs will hurt his voters...

Is he aware that he is bait?

when's trump going to do a rally. he owes us one after this tumultuous week.

How will Tucker ever recover?

Finally realized he spent a year obsessing on a thing he hates the most?

how so?

>162438522
The new shill line for the week.

would /ptg/ buy this?

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fuck off chink shill

>Tariffs will hurt his voters...
No they won't. Did they hurt his voters when Obama imposed them back in 2016?

>you will never marathon HxH with moot and hold his hand

>162438528
>tumultuous week

only for your premature jumping to conclusion ass

And a Lee Enfield No4 could shoot 30 aimed shots per minute and every single shot is almost guaranteed a kill shot.

no because no one around here does anything

i'll probably be his black grandkid robbing him for chump change in a few years

Sup Forums

I just had a sad dream. It was the future and I go to drafted for some war, but they give you an opt out if your trans and want to be a woman instead

So I did, and I fell in love and I got a boyfriend, and he got me pregnant, and I actually felt like months had passed in the dream. I woke up before I got to be a mommy.

I wish I could be a mommy Sup Forums

Indeed

Machine gun* I am not well.
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