>Americans have to "come out" as atheists to their parents
>Americans must obtain a so-called "fancy booze licence" from their local sheriff to consume any alcohol other than Coors, Budweiser or Miller
>Americans are encouraged to become obese, as the extra fat serves as protection from gunfire
>Americans are implanted with a special microchip at birth which sends a moderate electric shock through their bodies every time they acknowledge that they lost in Vietnam
>Americans refer to the metric system as "The Forbidden Knowledge"
>Americans who find themselves in the presence of Israeli Jews must perform a "submission hoedown." This involves a highly choreographed dancing performance demonstrating the American's subordinate position to the Israeli. The hoedown ends with the American loudly proclaiming "YOU DA BOSS, YEE-HAW!!"
>Americans refer to Type 2 Diabetes as "The Burden of Manifest Destiny"
>Americans visiting Auschwitz are frequently reprimanded for attempting to restart the ovens for usage with their reheatable Holocaust-themed packed lunches
>American babies are "vaccinated" with shrapnel in order to ward off mass shootings
>Americans have formally petitioned the Oxford English Dictionary to change their definition of snow to "God's refutation of the falsehood of global warming."
>American children are required to undergo the "McDonald's Initiation Ceremony" on their fifth birthday, where they are taken to their local McDonald's and must ritualistically consume every item on the menu before reciting all the advertising slogans in chronological order
Kek. Germans are good at engineering. But comedy and sense of humor is where they lack
Ryder Cox
>be American >get shot >be American >dies from from obesity related diseases
Robert Long
you're welcome for the Berlin Airlift
Jose Price
>be Pirate >get raped by the Navy
Camden Green
>implying he is German
Nathaniel Lopez
Fuck off Germany, come up with something new
Bentley Sanchez
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Jeremiah Diaz
>american comedy >Jews and Blacks Nice comedy you got there, burger. Ancient Greeks are spinning in their graves right now.
Evan Rivera
>Americans who find themselves in the presence of Israeli Jews must perform a "submission hoedown." This involves a highly choreographed dancing performance demonstrating the American's subordinate position to the Israeli. The hoedown ends with the American loudly proclaiming "YOU DA BOSS, YEE-HAW!!"
A German said this.
This almost became your Chancellor.
Luke Jones
>Germans are so meticulous that everything they do and say sounds robotic
>they have a literal woman as PM
>lmao
Eli White
>makes no sense What is this shit? >flag Nevermind. Did a muzzie rape you recently and Noe you're taking the anger out on us because you can't report it?
Owen Barnes
>sheriff Israel + muttmeme Germany. He's Jewish. You gotta make jew jokes about him, mutt memes are for the goyim. Come on, Soviets didn't rape the jew detection out of you that hard, did they?
Isaac Scott
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Carson Howard
i was chucking the through the entire post. it wasn’t really funny but it wasn’t unfunny, it just kinda was...
so yeah, german comedy pretty much
Mason Jackson
>be german >offer wife and kids to asylum seekers
Daniel Lopez
A cut dick is aesthetic tho
Uncut just looks like a roley poley flesh stick. Looks weird.
Hunter Adams
t. mutilated dick
hahahahah the jews took ur foreskin m8
Christian Garcia
It's how god intended.
Cut dick is for slaves.
Carter Robinson
>mfw jokes are too smart >mfw got so educated they cucked themselves
wen u kill niggers lmao
Henry Wilson
Women like a cut dick though
Not some weird skin roll that literally flips over the head of your willie. It looks like one of those worm monsters from tremors
Adrian Gutierrez
This
Andrew Miller
>caring about what a woman likes thats not even the point the point is that i can still cut it off and mutilate my dick if i wish but the your jew overlords robbed you of that freedom but hey, enjoy ur AR-15
James Bailey
Auf Wiedersehen
Adam Allen
And I’m one of them haha
Landon Ward
>mfw we have aesthetic dicks and machine guns
lmao europoors can’t compete
Dylan Jones
America is pretty fucked but coming from a german? get fucked and go focus on welcoming in the new crop of refugees
>inalienable right to machinegun >no inalienable right to intact genitals nice politics breh
Gavin Smith
A Mutt Muttposting This is like an inception of an inception. You creatures should be castrated with your keyboards. The state of German bantz
Isaiah Baker
>Americans visiting Auschwitz are frequently reprimanded for attempting to restart the ovens for usage with their reheatable Holocaust-themed packed lunches
Josiah Reyes
>right to machine guns >right to wield aesthetic dicks that sluts like to play with and look at
Uncut dick looks like a disgusting worm admit it
Oliver Stewart
Virgin mass shooter
Kayden Ortiz
i’m sorry user fuck i didnt know it cut so deep, ill back off shit
Ethan Diaz
>Americans are encouraged to become obese, as the extra fat serves as protection from gunfire I actually laughed hard at this one. Well done Hans.
Chase Cox
still whiter than you hans
Lucas Bennett
ITT: people who don't realise this is a copypasta.
