ITT We post worse DBZ quotes than "it's over 9000"

The Gohan vs. Cell fight was a goldmine of awful dialogue. Especially from Cell, who is supposed to be a quick witted, silver tongued badass:

Cell:

>WHY DO MY PUNCHES KEEP MISSING YOU?
>I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, BOY!
>YOU WRETCHED CHILD, HOW DARE YOOOOOOUUUUUUU
>STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER
>WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?
>YOU LITTLE INSECT, YOU MADE A FOOL OF ME

Gohan:

>GIVE UP...or fall
>TELL THEM TO STOP IT

Also, most things Goku says are cheesy as fuck.

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But most of that is typical Shonen villain dialogue that they say when they start to lose.

>HAH! THERE YOU GO! I'M GONNA BLOW UP THE EARTH AND THERE"S NOTHING YOU CAN DO!!! (Cell)
>GOHAN GET OUT OF THERE, HE"S GONNA DO IT!!! (Manlet)


Just.

0:37
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>WOAH, YOU KNOW WHO JOINED THE SUPER SAIYAN CLUB

>dub

Takes place with one of the best quotes of the entire show though.

>LET ME ASK YOU, DOES A MACHINE LIKE YOURSELF EVER EXPERIENCE FEAR?

SAD FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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I like how cheesy those are though..

This one was legit horrible

Love this one.

Another one where I wonder what they were thinking with this.

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"That's right boys, mondo cool."

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Fuck me that voice acting

>heh... truly, we are the Dragon Ball Z™ all along
Really, Toriyama?

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The early funimation acting was really bad, but the voices were good

This seemed completely out of place for Vegeta

What about Krillin is in da house?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>murrican dub
There's your problem.

AHH IT BIG GRREEN!

Anything that includes 'the next dimension'

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MY GOSH THAT'S ONE WHOPPER OF A LIZARD

HOLY COSMOS LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING

NOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOO!
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Imagine if the Baneposters on Sup Forums were born when this aired.

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Same happened with Frieza against Goku. Both he and Cell were icy calm and witty when they knew they had the upper hand, but once they started losing a battle they started freaking out.

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Gohan vs Cell was trash either way.

Freeza: Your shoe came undone.
Goku: Nice try I dont have any laces.

Gohan: Im not fighting in the tuna can, how about a nice desert, or a nice spot on the beach, No wait then we'll get sand in our boots.

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american dbz is cancer

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The kids won't even remember.

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PERFECT
NOBODY IS PERFECT, CELL. NOT EVEN YOU

>Gohan vs Cell was trash either way.
Dumbest opinion in this shitty thread

>ONDA VITAL

>TUNGA TUNGA

Pretty much anything from the dub

>All these fags ITT who don't do lots of push ups and sits or drink plenty of juice
Get the fuck outta my face

I'll just post low-hanging fruit

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>everyoneofuscanturnintoagiantgorilla

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Is it better watching subbed for the music
or
dubbed for the amazing voice performances

I'm being serious in asking, but whats the watch order for the Dragon Ball universe/series?

Dragon ball
Dragon ball z
dragon ball super

Dragon ball GT is non canon, and takes place after Z

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the greatest worst dubbed monologue of all time. THE BIG GATASTAH

Bitch that was nothing but walking and talking. Gohan literally hit Cell less than 7 times. Hercule hit Cell more than gohan did.

What because of one shitty transformation that made the fight great? Fuck no. Gohan and this entire Cell Games shit is overrated trash. Goku put on a far superior match with cell than Gohan. Fact.

>AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

What made the fight so great was that what the entire show had been building up to had finally happened.

Plus it wasn't dragged out like Goku vs. Frieza was.

I also liked how it wasn't just constant punches and kicks and energy attacks. Saved it from getting too repetitive.

But if this was gonna to be the FINAL fight in the entire series(FYI Toriyama never said he wanted to end at Cell) this was a total disappointment.

Plus how was this a build for Gohan when he literally didnt do shit the entire arc. never encountered 17or18 or any form of Cell. And had no motivation. Gohan's hero spot came outta nowhere.

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