Want to protest the government? Masturbate in public.
People insulting you and ignoring reasonable arguments and generally being retarded? Piss on them.
Shoot up a school? No, but bring a plucked chicken and call it a man for the meme.
Diogenes is easily the greatest philosopher of his time.
Isaac Turner
Diogenes would have thought Sup Forums was full of cunts.
Parker Perez
(((Diogenes)))
Christopher Nguyen
Diogenes would get banned from twitter
Xavier Diaz
And he would have been right.
Kayden Wilson
Anybody who thinks rationally and logically gets banned from twitter.
Julian Diaz
Bump
Luis Anderson
Bump
Jose Roberts
Diogenes was contrarian His logic was good, and he made remarks that were appreciated by other philosopher for their wisdom, but he didn't actually bring anything new to the philosophical table. He was good, but not that good.
Brody Bennett
HAHAHA DAE EPIC REDDIT ME ME PHILOSOPHER?!?!?!!?!!?! HE DOESNT GIVE A F*#K!!!! XDD :D
Kayden Phillips
>didn't bring anything new to the table. I think he actually shit on the table.
Landon Campbell
>shat* he probably did. Many times.
Nathan Rivera
What a guy. Is that where the Indians get it from?
Luis Foster
>destroying your opponent's argument with practical earth to earth reasoning is reddit nau
Julian Cox
>Zenone argues about how movement is just an illusion >Diogene stands up and walks the fuck away to prove his point
David Scott
Diogenes would just piss on his opponent, shit on the floor, THEN leave.
Ryan Powell
Good image. Plead add the time when he visited a rich Man's house and was explicit told not to spit on anything. So he spat in the mans face.
Camden Harris
yup found it only a few days back in the Italy general, sadly have no paint on my mac
David Hernandez
Diogenes was the GG Allin of his day
Jaxon Smith
Bump
Xavier Brown
You are retarded. Is is the father of Cynicism. His entire life was commentary on the philosophic landscape. Fuck off nigger. Research your shit before you make it up.
Daniel Ortiz
He was a crackhead.
At best a standup comedian.
Connor Lopez
He was Louis CK >I jacked off on your shit, I win.
Jose Rivera
its kind of sad how pol always tries to adopt great minds of the past who would have nothing to do with your shit partisan ideology. all you losers can get is e-celeb try hards. reminder that you are the bad guys.
Caleb Hughes
>Want to protest the government? >Masturbate in public. Degeneracy is so based, am I right? Is there a name for that attitude? It's mostly a woman thing, but comedians like George Carlin and Louis CK were known for wanting to offend people. >inb4 jews I know that jews gonna jew, but why? Why do jews do this?
Blake Parker
pol is clearly rejecting this ancient faggot right before your eyes. Lie harder kike.