Why are brits so fucking backward when it comes to all things mechanical / electrical / technical?
They still use separate taps for hot & cold water everywhere, and - what's worse - insist on installing them even in newly built houses and flats. Everyone else on Planet fucking Earth figured out the water mixing problem a long, looong time ago. It's called a "check valve", you lazy british retard. Also, the water pressure in the mains is a joke. Taking a shower here takes twice as long as in any other normal European country or US.
You cannot install an electrical socket in the bathroom, because everyone of those ugly fucking morons would immediately start blowdrying their balls and making peas on toast in a fucking bubble bath. And fuck your useless shaver socket, Nigel. It's not even good for your anal dildo.
They use stupid, oversized mortice locks in their front doors, which are as secure as putting a "please don't break in" note on the door, yet are installed everywhere. The keys for these look more like the ones that civilized people use for their wardrobes or dressers INSIDE their homes.
The toilet flush mechanism is just a fucking joke. Every time you take a shit you have to stand there for 5 minutes afterwards and pump that greasy lever, listening to the guttural gulps and hoping that there is enough water in the tank this time to make your turd finally take a dive. It's fucking horrendous.
All their waste piping and drains for sewage and gray water are usually rooted outside of their buildings, leaving you with a shitty waterfall when winter comes and they start bursting. Not to mention it looks fucking filthy. Jesus christ, the skid marks on the elevations...
Most british houses are damp, dark, moldy, smelly, dirty shitholes. Brits do not understand a simple fact: If you don't heat your house properly, it gets damp and stinky. Double glazing is a luxury in here, that is heavily advertised as a great benefit while buying/renting a house, while everywhere else it's a standard, and always has been.
British women don't give a fuck about keeping the homes tidy anyways, because their lazy fat cow mothers were the same and did not teach them how to be a woman of the house. In civilised countries women are praised and loved for being the heart and soul of the home, beloved nurturers, who take care of the homestead and everyone in it.
The NHS ("National Health Service") is a fucking grotesque comedy show. Say you injure your knee and can't walk. You think you can can get a referal to a specialist, or even an x-ray scan? You'll get Naproxen in pills, walk it off, mate! There ARE no competent first contact doctors here, that could diagnose you and give you relevant treatment. Specialist doctors are creatures of legend here. If you see one, you are considered lucky. What's even worse - you can't even go to a private doctor, because my commie NHS. Fucking disguisting.
Now look at their fucking teeth. My god, this is gnarly. Why do you think they look like their face got hit by a train? Why do their teeth look like miniature moss-covered Stonehenge? Because there are no good doctors here. They share the same qualities as the rest of the native inbreeds here - they are lazy and incompetent. That's why the more wealthy brits go to Europe to fix their teeth and the rest of their miserable neglected bodies.
Chase Robinson
When it comes to driving, the british do not use their indicators at all. In fact, while learning to drive, they are taught not to use them if they think no one sees them... How fucking retarded is that? Also, they do not use their headlights during even the most foggy/rainy/snowy day. Fuck hail and bizzards. They don't give a fuck about being visible. Instead they crash into each other at low speeds, so that they have a reason to call an indian customer service person from their british insurance company and file a formal 3.5 page long complaint about that later. They love that shit even more than queueing.
Fun fact: do you know who has the right of way on a british intersection when the traffic lights fail? No one. That's right. There are no rules that govern this. Such a crazy, unrealistic scenario, right?... So everyone just sits there and tries to give way to everyone else until the lights come back online.
It seems to me that the british people are just simply afraid of the unknown. Their education system is very poor. They don't teach their children actual useful factual knowledge.
As a result, british people are filthy, uneducated, incompetent, fat, lazy, self-important, cowardly pigs.
Brody Sanchez
lmao nobody is reading that m8
Benjamin Ross
You didn't even mention the worst thing about their bathrooms. They put carpet in there, seriously who the fuck carpets a bathroom.
Also....supermarket checkouts. I've gone there in the past and put my shit on the bench for them to scan and they've just looked at me, they expect you to bag your own shit and then wonder why they're being replaced by machines.
Dylan Morris
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Colton Wood
>I've been living in the UK for 4 years now. Well fuck off back to the smelly worthless shithole you came from then, spunkbreath.
Leo Wright
Quite fuckin true. What a shame. It's like all the ones who are left are cucks on a genetic level
Justin Taylor
Post rules.
Xavier Watson
>retard mutt can't fill a shopping bag >He waits there to tip the bag packer, thinking about how well Tyrone packs his fudge
Lucas Myers
Think again lad
Landon Jenkins
Hopefully we just get broken by a debt crisis or something, I'm British and I hate British people.
Thomas Young
>detailed posts about the intricacies of British plumbing >Polish detected
William Morales
Lmao come off it pal you fucking love it here
Carson Myers
>regards, a coffee-coloured sperm cocktail of the whole planet's genetic trash
Adrian Carter
>You cannot install an electrical socket in the bathroom No GFCI. You can toast your muffins in the tub and not get hurt.
Caleb Gonzalez
Are you me OP?
I moved back to Scotland to start University 4 years ago, and holy shit. I never realised how bad it was, these past 4 years have made me certain of one thing.
I'm moving to the US or Dubai the first chance I get.
I'm hate how shitty the houses are here but how attached and settled people get with them, its the endless fucking adverts for sofas and furniture.
The flat I share with has shit central heating, the rent agency doesn't give a shit about us or any issues we've had as they're all English.
The taxes are shit, 40%. What in the actual fuck is wrong with this country, they are so dependent on the fucking public sector which is shit. The trains are shit. Everything is shit.
The one thing I like here is the drinking culture, and how easy the girls are.
Julian Lopez
>how easy the girls are.
You'd actually touch one of those slags? All of my wot.
Logan Stewart
And yet all these polescum still move here
Just how bad is Poorland?
Henry Adams
>They still use separate taps for hot & cold water everywhere
That's superior you colossal retard.
Colton Smith
standards for new builds arnt what you're describing anymore, biggest example being toilets have that button now, because levers can break. believe...
Chase Price
There is literally no way, not a single way that it is superior.
Adam Gonzalez
Actually it's not.
Evan Butler
>The keys for these look more like the ones that civilized people use for their wardrobes or dressers INSIDE their homes.
>my home is so secure! >locks his wardrobes
lel
Bentley Rodriguez
The virgin 110V vs The Chad 230V
Sebastian Watson
GO BACK THEN
Michael Baker
Let me guess, you went to the Norf?
James Butler
Every tap in my house is like that
Thomas Bell
I figured. I don't know what OP Muhammad was talking about.
Hudson Thompson
Been saying it for a while, the English gene is defective. Royalty only kept the people just smart enough to work but dumb enough not to complain and accept increasingly shittier conditions.
Just look today across the commonwealth, all those English genes being total cucks and financing their own replacement. lashing out at anyone who has common sense and protests their extinction.
Christian Bell
Are you sure you live in the UK? Sounds like you over shot and live in landed in Poland
Evan Anderson
To be fair to OP the older houses where the scum class lives do tend to have separate taps
Austin Perez
>it's better to have separate taps for hot & cold water I'm interested in hearing your rationale.
Jeremiah Brown
yikes. it looks like her teeth would be painful. this is why you need to brush two or three times a day
William Diaz
>I stayed in a poor area for 4 years and this is what all of the uk is like
Kys my dude
Luis Gray
are you retarded or did you just fail your test, at a junction, the main road at a junction always has right of way
Grayson Bennett
Yeah, two Taps really is a pain in the arse. Constantly having to put the plug in so i can wash my hands in water that isnt either scalding or freezing.
Ryan Richardson
saves on hot water because you are too scared of getting 3rd degree burns if you use it
Jaxson Gonzalez
Have I seen you on Jeremy Kyle?
Jeremiah Cooper
>brits backwards
The British innovated in nearly all fields of engineering and technology you troglodyte. Do try and have a little think before you start mashing the keys again.
Hunter Jones
This gave me a good chuckle, still here though arnt you, faggot
Owen Cruz
You have to actually go to the dentist to have this survey filled out, Nigel.
Jackson Murphy
>The British innovated in nearly all fields of engineering and technology and then promptly forgot to implement any of it.
Ryder Allen
Single lever faucets are retarded especially in the bathroom. You lean down to wash your face and there is a giant lever there. Brits have it right, at least in that one area.
Brandon Brown
Let me see, definitely a pole, the focus on water, toilets taps gives him away. So travelling plumber, strange he doesn't understand the concept of a fucking sink or driving carefully when the traffic system has problems. So definitely a pole, ie thick and weak, muh painkillers. You've got to go home.
Aiden Murphy
Besides the teeth id give it to her
Gavin Nguyen
Brits are content with less I suppose. Me grandad has at least 3 personal mini radiators going during winter throughout the house.
Alexander Cruz
>Pepole Nice try Mkumbe Al Abeed
Robert Miller
fucking kekkkk
Angel Barnes
lol'd
Jack Perez
>They put carpet in there, seriously who the fuck carpets a bathroom. If there wasn't a carpet then how would you soak up the bodily fluids that landed on the floor ?
Justin Lopez
Yeah, I think so too, he does seem quite fixated on plumping issues.
Angel Jones
So many salty britfags in this thread LMAO it's so good to be American and laugh at these backward peasents.
Jack Price
>I've been living in the UK for 4 years now. When will you be leaving? I'll help you pack
Sebastian Williams
If you're so stupid you hit your face on a tap I don't know what to say.
Jayden Russell
>You'd actually touch one of those slags? Our birds are all 11/10 m8
Asher Harris
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Michael Moore
I don't know about poles, but Germans and Swedes don't piss standing up. Maybe it's to complicated for them.
Alexander Brooks
if we got rid of all the immigrants we could probably knock down all the shitty terraced houses
Jace Powell
OP is fibbing btw, all newbuilds have single taps like the one pictured.
Jackson Roberts
pls tell me this is a fucking lie
Ian Cox
>you can't even go to a private doctor
You can though, I've given up on the fucking NHS being the piece of shit that it is and I've been attending private clinics exclusively, they cost a fuck ton but my health can't wait for an appointment 2 weeks from when you call.
William Bennett
>Why are brits so fucking backward when it comes to all things mechanical / electrical / technical? Because Anglos were pillagers, not draftsman. They were the first real immigrants.
Brayden Moore
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Luis Miller
Do you live on a fucking council estate?
Zachary Stewart
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Brayden Gonzalez
>Britian is a country :B
Brayden Mitchell
>When it comes to driving, the british I can't believe there are any worse drivers in the first world than here in Italy. I thought Los Angeles took the cake until I came here. Every Guido and Guidette believes they are the most important thing on earth and if a pedestrian dares try to use a crosswalk it becomes il froggere
Nathan Miller
We invented the Yorkshire pudding, literally INVENTED it.
Beat that.
Christopher Myers
It seems to be common, they get quite defensive when questioned.
Gabriel Turner
God I fucking hate redcoats. You animals disgust me.
Jordan Phillips
Cornish pastie
Jeremiah Brown
>a show featuring nothing but chavs of the lowest kind cherry picking
Bentley Sullivan
rude
Brandon Ortiz
this is really dumb to not turn headlifhts
Aaron Sullivan
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Leo Anderson
their toilets have a shelf for your poo. like you take a poop and then theres no plop, it's just sitting there on a shelf for you to look at.
Jeremiah Roberts
At least British toilets have a lower amount of water so your balls don't 'dip in the pool' while you shart your heart out.
Josiah Sanders
>Been saying it for a while, the English gene is defective. Royalty only kept the people just smart enough to work but dumb enough not to complain and accept increasingly shittier conditions. im agreeing with a leaf, it truly is the end times
i too believe that the aristocracy has perfected the slave class bread and circuses system.
Just a pint and a football game is enough to keep the slave-class happy and content, forever
Jaxon Johnson
It's so you can inspect it for worms & get use to the colour of there neighbours
British people never go to a dentist so you don't get any data on that shit. Seriously every Brit I meet has had fucked up teeth.
Chase Sanders
Why do germans have such a poo fetish ?
Hunter Carter
bangr
Xavier King
but they have dickskins
Levi Walker
My teeth wore out from normal wear & tear, if you haven't worn your teeth down you haven't lived, do you only eat soft baby food or something ?
Isaiah Smith
>hurr place is retarded >spends four years+ of lifespan living there who's the retard here
Jose Hill
I didnt know Sam had a son
Lincoln Powell
Only low-class scum don't go to the dentist.
It's like £20 for a check-up
Austin Bell
>a lump of luke warm god knows what that usually ends up rock hard if you don't soak it in "gravy" (meat substitue powder in Bongland).
British food is fucking disgusting. It's either deep fried, shitty roast or a "Curry" (chopped up British girls made by Pakis).
Brandon Miller
1 in 10 people in britain are wrongly classified as disabled to get more benefits.
people in britain are liberal trash with no self respect. they have been so browbeaten tha they think that their history of empire legitimates their ongoing replacement.
people in britain dont use english anymore. they use a strange mix of american twitter slang and jamacian patwoh.
british people claim everthing in the news is lies, yet hang on to every word of their choice paper or on tv. we used to have a pair of tits on the third page but it recently was banned.
Carson Allen
>bangr
propa geezer level notty!
oi bruvs, I was researching broittosh accents recently, can you help me out with scouse?
What is their image in UK? their accent is very nice for me - is it scandinavian in origin? are they like US Southerners in the UK? sort of more straigh shootiing redneck people? is pic rel more cockey than scouse?
also, your image in my shithole is that you are the most undesirable tourists of younger genz.
Britain is what happens when all your best men either leave for the colonies or get killed in Jew wars they started. Only the scrapings of the bottom of the genetic barrel are left there. It would be an improvement if Pakis took over the place.
