You will never read Fate/stay night unspoiled for the first time ever again

>you will never read Fate/stay night unspoiled for the first time ever again
How do you cope with this?

Read an actual good VN, like Dies Irae

I've browsed this site for 8 years now and I still dont know what Fate is about other than Saber is king arthur and people die when they are killed

Last Episode by Ufotable when?

>tfw got through saber route without getting a bad ending without guide first time
Does this make me as bad a character as shirou?

Wow you must really love Saber.

4/10 try harder next time

I know Saber is cute. That's enough for me.

I am very happy not to read extensive descriptions of people's cooking and eating habits every 5 minutes.

Seriously, they should have called it Fate/Stay Lunch or something.

>I will never read Fate/Stay Night
Feels pretty good.

Hahahaha!

kindred spirit

>mfw didn't fall for the meme
Feels good man.
You fatefags are delusional and fucking annoying.

I'm not trying to make you read it or make you like it but saying it's bad before you've read it and being proud of it is just plain stupid.

But I tried it.
Realized it was shit and their fans are full of shit.

I want to fuck Marie

...

I go to

I read the prologue and I was like "shit this is really cool" and then the viewpoint character switched to shirou and I lost interest

I'll never read muvluv for the first time again.

Yeah, people with low IQ tend to drop it at that point.

Don't blame me, Rin's point of view is much more interesting than sword autist's

Don't pretend he isn't right
Everyone was dissapointed with the perspective change when it started

>not liking a character I like means you have a low iq

God fate fans are so insufferable

Don't worry. I don't discriminate people based on their intelligence so you guys don't have to get so defensive.

Neither do I, since I haven't made fun of you for liking F/SN

There's nothing wrong with liking F/SN though.

Playing Fate/GO

Stop being retarded
I'm not saying Shirou or Fate sucks, just that at the very start everybody enjoyed the Rin point of view better
If you prefer the generic highschool setting of the first Shirou hour over the magi shenanigans with top tier banter with redman then you simply have shit taste

>I'm not saying Shirou or Fate sucks, just that at the very start everybody enjoyed the Rin point of view better
Yes, that's what we're talking about since the beginning.
Shirou's character is much more interesting than interactions between Archer and Rin.

Dropped this shit after Fate route.

Shirou is more interesting, but he isn't more interesting than Rin/Archer until later down the line

I disagree, but I get your point.

What's to be spoiled

It's not like there's a big twist, everything just moves along and then it ends

I wouldn't have gotten into this ride if i didn't get spoiled with Tohsaka's anus

>I will never watch Canrival Phantasm for the first time ever again

I made it to HF before I dropped the VN. Didn't have fun at all. Maybe it's because I'm a filthy secondary who missed the hype and the mystery, or because if Zero didn't spoil me on something, then Sup Forumsssholes definitely did. But holy God there was not two consecutive lines of good dialogue in any of those thirty hours. The story was alright, but the characters and especially the dialogue was just so horribly weak, the H scenes were revolting.

The H scenes of HA are much better.

I'm actually not spoiled at all surprisingly and I've been on here for 10 years
Well I'm out before someone spoils

>TFW no Kotomine route

Tsukihime is way better

Rin's prologue was more like exposition city

eh, if you were hear 10 years ago when it was translated you would have been spoiled, at least on who archer was.

>implying it's possible to avoid that spoiler even today
You'd have to be living under a rock without internet or be completely new to anime

This.

Dies Irae is worse than FSN though

Be thankful I don't have to waste 43 hours of garbage for maybe 2 hours of semi-interesting stuff

It's like super smash bros taking place across a city over a long period of time. And Rin is best girl.

>Rin is best girl
Best girl for pleasing old men that is.

havent read it yet

>read an actual good VN
>like Dies irae

Saber has a magical futa cock.
Rin pleases old men for jewels.
Sakura is in a steady relationship with dick-worms.
Shirou is made of swords.
Everyone is gar for Archer.
Taiga is unironically the strongest character in the series.

One day I'll be an old man, so

What happens in Kotomine's route? Does he fuck Shirou?

>tfw I didn't know who the red man was before I read through the vn

>tfw you almost got bored to tears reading fate route because of shirou
>tfw when shirou gets in UBW
>tfw all hells break loose in heaven's feel

good times

They go out for a nice dinner of mapo tofu.

it gets worse in the fate route

I read the whole thing spoiled.

What kind of dickish things would Kirei do to Shirou and Illya when they start living together? Would Gilgamesh appear sometimes?

It's not fair
He was in the right too and Angra Mainyu deserved to be born
Everyone in the series got some degree of happy endings thanks to HA or CP but he only has edgy moments and sad moments

There's literally like 20 minutes in the prologue where Rin and Mitsuzuri talk about boys.

>read the VN in 2016
>went in completely blind, didn't even know the most basic of spoilers like saber being King Arthur
>mfw all the servant identity reveals and shit storms caused by Medea in UBW and Sakura in HF

Good shit. Highly recommend going in completely blind

To be fair Kirei is edgy.

>mfw didn't know who archer was when I played

i dont wanna

...

is that FSN reference?

Unfortunately for me, by the time UBW translation was released (thanks for the delays, Message), Archer's identity had been spoiled to hell and back for me by Sup Forums.

thank god i'm still new to anime related stuff when i read FSN VN for the first time so i didn't get spoiled.

Glad you enjoyed it

Who is the blueman though?
Read the whole 3 routes and the epilogue and still don't know who the blueman is

I want to be Shirou's imouto

Ciel and he's not really a man.

Red man was Shirou
Blue man was Shinji
Vixen girl is Rin
Bondage girl is Sakura
Bird man is Issei
Toward the end of the story it's revealed that the 5 Homurahara students in a past timeline get caught up in a temporal singularity which flings them all in different times and places and they all became the heroic spirits that would later be summoned, creating a time loop. It's pretty much directly ripped off from Chrono Trigger. The one exception was Arturia, who was a british transfer student in the old timeline and only one not present in New Homurahara. The Master Arturia costume was based on what she would have looked like.

I remember playing it just because it had a genderbender king arthur, after saber route, It got boring and I just dropped it in the mid of the UBW route, the best thing about that eroge is Saber and the low quality porn.

The eroge is like a 5/10, to this day I still don't know why people like fate or waste hours reading something that is just meh.

By looking at the pile of shit Fate has become now, which retroactively stains what the original was and made me grow less attached to it throughout the years.

Wait what
What is all of this
I played stay night and hollow ataraxia, watched zero, fate and UBW for good measure
You're telling me that Arturia could have been a regular student or that cu was shinji?

I will never read Fate/Stay Night at all

Burned Shirou is the cutest

>>you will never read Fate/stay night
feels great man

Nah, the protagonists best friend is called Shirou. And he's best boy, I mean, just take a look at this edgy motherfucker.

>you will never read

feels best man

>mfw didn't know who archer was when I first read it
>mfw didn't know Saber's identity either
>mfw didn't know who Gilgamesh was, didn't about worms, didn't know about anything at all
>mfw I read it when I was younger and more impressionable as well as before Fate became high grade autism (well, even higher grade autism) so I experienced the wild ride just as it was intended

Man, it felt great. Future generations will never know the glory of doing a spit take when they find out the main heroine was King fucking Arthur all along.

>chanting ubw and feeling bad because you can't be the bone of your sword

I was spoiled before I even played it, so I haven't played it. Today, I decided I was going to filter all of Fate from Sup Forums so I could forget about it, but since I've seen this thread clearly that's not working.

Quite well actually, it's not that good in general, but I'd actually bother if it had a satisfying translation.
Man, next season will be hell with all those unironic chuunifags.

This was me in 2011, I just saw some wallpapers and said why not, it was my first VN of course.

I reread it every year, it's very relaxing for me. I do wish I could read it again for the first time, but I cry during the Last Episode every time no matter how many times I read it.

same, I'm watching Kaleid because of the Ilya reaction images

went in not expecting much, and was pleasantly surprised

It was a fucking awful read. Yeah some of the concepts and ideas Nasu wanted to explore were interesting and there were some great moments but they were all buried under awful writing which in turn was buried under an even worse translation.

Considering how autistic fanbases can be I'm surprised no one's tried to fix it yet.

>He was in the right too and Angra Mainyu deserved to be born
no
the morality of the situation is pretty fucking clear from human perspective when there exists incontrovertible proof that allowing Angra Mainyu to be born will be bad for humans
seeing things from manjew's point of view is fucking retarded if you're going to die for it

Hatesex when?

Oh whoops! Already know a lot of the plot because of the anime...
Still want to read the VN anyway though. Does anybody have an idea where I could get an English version of it?

>You will never play Utawarerumo 3 for the first time again
Best final fight ever

I dont care

>tfw found out Redman's true identity because of episode 14's ending of the DEEN adaptation

I want to fuck mama

Excellent post.