I'm here for the job interview

>I'm here for the job interview.
What position do we give him within our company bros?

Q predicted this thread.

office punchbag

paperweight
I hope

We could use him to scare the aliens away

kek

Coffee runner.

Soy latte edition.

soy dispatcher

I don’t want him handling my fruit...

Cotton ball retriever

blindfolded bathroom attendant

Fuck you, OP. Salt on my fresh wounds. They actually promoted someone utterly unqualified and looking almost like that at my job. For "diversity" and "equality" sake. And probably out of fear of being sued for discrimination.

glory hole sucker

Twenty bucks says he's more qualified that your faggot ass.

Earthworm

Wtf is even going on here. He looks like a fat guy who became an anorexic

don't assume gender u pig

I tell him that he's not getting hired

t. triggered soyboy

depends on the company
which job has the highest mortality rate?

who is this Q fella

Professional knob slobber

Dog chew

Main fuckboi. The important people in the company can relieve stress into his orifii

biomass for the fireplace

Assistant Deputy Bitch

Rape victim

He puts the sage in all fields.

PR guy, he'd kill himself trying to be politically correct for Sup Forumss company.

Avacado wrangler.

None, I have a strict no tattoo policy.

Do you need a Qckie rundown?

he doesnt seem to me a person who actively looks for jobs.

Glory hole operator.

Landscaping? No problem.

weather vane

sure

It’s funny how “skinny” you can while still having such high body fat %. Look at the chubby face
Btw this is a ftm tranny

how does somone become like that? How is it even medically possible?

none, i discriminate

It has experience keeping the Precious, so Ring Bearer

...

Soy Ambassador

Holy Christ, this motherfucker is off the fucking spectrum.

Miner

How is it possible to be this skinny and still be fat. Wtf.

Office bidet

cock holster

Head of Human Resources

Fuck you, I was having a good day until I saw this.

New mascot!

too weak, he would blow away whenever someone walked into the office and create an air current

Professional Pickle Buffer.

It's a FtM trannie

How can someone possiblity be that skinny and still have a fucking neck waddle/double chin. With the amount of cock this la creatura gobbles, you'd think he'd have a stone fucking jaw line.

I would want him to stand out the front and protest whatever my company did.
People generally protest in front of companies when they are doing something environmentally unfriendly or profiteering off of slave labour or the like.

Then I would float my company on the stock exchange, which would in turn hyperinflate my share price.

Then sell, baby, sell.

Kek, absolute state of America

It's a FtM trannie, and vegan to top it off.

le fatface

Worst part is that some poor bastard has to call that mutant "Son".

Personal sex slave. yummy

what the fuck

>the absolute state of soyboys

I'm fairly certain that things father did the right thing and killed himself well before it got to this stage.

I sell soy products, he will be our official taster.

Kek the absolute state of the superior white man

What are its skills? What can it do?

>him

That's the scariest thing ive seen in years.

I doubt the thing is even able to lift a welding gun.

Oven tester

what kind of digusting failed experiment is this. how old is it?

nice projection

Absolutely Disgusting!!

>Whypeepol

Highfall test dummy. From the roof. I'll dress like ISIS

ballistics testing

>I don’t want him handling my fruit...
I saw him fondling your plums m8 don't lie

we don't

dk are you a fed?

We show him where the company shower is, lock the door and turn on the gas.

...

How can you have stick arms and still have those chubby pouchy cheeks? What the fuck is this thing?

nice

Produce dept bouncer

Wouldn't it go the same way in Canada? I figure they would fight for an opportunity to promote an obvious effeminate faggot (who worked there for less than a few months) to management. The one at my job is such a complete fucking faggot, he is a parody and a caricature of himself. If he were a character on TV, these same Marxist SJWs would complain that "muh gay people are being stereotyped". Fucking cunts. I'm so fucking pissed and seeing OP picture reminded me.

New acting role?

nice moves

Sorry, the position for "douche nozel" has been filled

>I don’t want him handling my fruit...
Avocado meant testicle