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Analogies are NOT ARGUMENTS

Yeah, he's right. It probably isn't important for legislators to understand the things they're trying to legislate and it's probably for the best to write knee jerk laws that won't actually fix the problem.

Analgoies expose retardation. No wonder the Alt-Right hates them.

Legislators are uneducated about most of the stuff they vote on, you realize that right?

Well you have to know guns before making laws about them.
Like you can't make laws about medical stuff if you can't even name and locate more than 3 organs

Yeah. And it isn't good.

>retardation
in the analogist yes. He doesn't have to be a gun expert but he has to know what they're for, and you similarly don't need to know the valves of a heart for that. His opening is a retarded straw man aimed at gun control advocates, not about the reasons for guns.

>I HATE THINGS I DONT UNDERSTAND!!!
The comedy routine

>I get my political views from comedians!

You dont have to be a gun expert to know that when guns shoot people they die

x=y therefor z is less then k
apples and oranges my fat friend

How to we solve the Fat Question fellas

The reason we would like a little education is when the laws are written, they tend to be very exact in their specifications yet make no sense. Then when the gun industry makes new weapons that comply (such as with the AWB) liberals get mad that their laws didn't have the desired effect.

30 round Mags were literally banned because California Dems thought they weren't reusable and would phase themselves out of existance naturally at gun ranges.
Politicians have gone on air and demanded barrel shrouds be banned without knowing what a barrel shroud actually is.

It's a gun. Those rural and suburban retards know how they work. Why can't the coastal elites with all their degrees and college education devote 1 hour (seriously, just one hour) to learn how they mechanically function?

Precisely you fat tub of shit. You allow experts to make all of the decisions.

that fat fuck even knows he's going to have a heart attack within 18 months

No, but you should at least know about the things you are trying to ban. Lets say, the unthinkable happens, and a federal Assault weapons ban happens. Do you think it will be end mass shooting events? Did you know, there is no difference between, what some would call, a hunting rifle(wood furniture), and a scary black rifle? If you don't want any guns period, that's you prerogative, but when you try to ban specific guns, at least know their, function, and what the difference is, between a semi auto rifle, and an (((((((((""""Assault Rifle"""")))))))). I help you, there isn't any.

Yeah, but you have to have some kind of common sense to see tyranny on the horizon.
But you're too deluded with propaganda, the fuck do you know besides what you are told.

if you need Sup Forums to promote your comedy routine, you're not gonna make it

>Fat comedian who looks like the epitome of beta
>thinks anyone holds his opinion of any value

>the US had a assault rifle ban from 1994 to 2004
>still a shit to of mass shootings during that time

Leftists are literally retarded

But you should probably at least be able to name the valves of the heart before trying to pass a law mandating that the hearts of millions of people should be forcibly removed and destroyed.

It matters when you're arguing about banning a specific thing.

"Hey Doc, let's cut out this valve on my heart!"

"Cutting it out would kill you"

"WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO KNOW SPECIFICS?! HEART CONTROL NOW"

>when guns shoot people they die
>people die when they are shot
>it is impossible to survive being shot

>WASHINGTON — Democratic Rep. Diana DeGette has been the lead sponsor on a federal ban on high-capacity ammunition magazines in two Congresses, saying it’s one of her top priorities.

>But Tuesday at a Denver Post forum on the gun control debate, the senior congresswoman from Denver appeared to not understand how guns work.

>Asked how a ban on magazines holding more than 15 rounds would be effective in reducing gun violence, DeGette said:

>“I will tell you these are ammunition, they’re bullets, so the people who have those know they’re going to shoot them, so if you ban them in the future, the number of these high capacity magazines is going to decrease dramatically over time because the bullets will have been shot and there won’t be any more available.”

These are the people who want to write our laws.

>fucking horrible, retarded, mentally ill inspired analogies are not arguments
>cant have a heart attack if you dont have a heart, hohhhhuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
fucking shitlibs and their anal retentive need to make everybody listen to their retarded ideas and making everyone dumber in the process

the irony is using the heart as an analogy, where it is perfectly obvious that it's used to keep you alive as well as possibly kill you (when it stops working). He thinks he's clever by pointing out that guns can also kill you, like a heart attack. He just can't stand being called out on his lack of knowledge about anything. absolutely retarded.

If you dont want to have a heart attack why are you 40 pounds overweight?

>Says he doesn't want to die
>Is fat
>High risk for multiple things that will kill him
>Over 600,000 people die from heart diseases each year
>Thinks guns are his problem

fat cunt looks like he's had his fair share of heart attacks

>2A advocates are the educated doctor who knows what he's talking about
>Gun control advocates are the uneducated, hysterical patient

actually it's a good analogy.

guns aren't complicated. people pretending guns are complicated or hard to understand are fucking morons or being intellectually dishonest.

In all fairness he did talked about the thing that will kill him.

>is obese
>”guns are dangerous”

Right, so why do people keep saying retarded things like noted in ?
Gun control advocates are literal retards.

Last time I saw this many straw men, I was at a gay bar featuring a "Wizard of Oz Cosplay Night"

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The heart specialist SHOULD do that though. He should force the dumb fat fuck to learn all about the heart. That way the guy could make lifestyle choices that would reduce or eliminate his risk for heart disease.

Why are fat people left-wing?

If I was the heart specialist in that scenario, I would say: "Why do you think that you are going to have a heart attack? The odds of that happening to someone your age are very low." The analogous question for the gun issue is "Why do you think that you are going to get shot? Who wants to kill you?"

I am so glad we have such smart people making decisions to protect me from myself
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uwot, boring unfocused stupid argument

because they have a need to be liked by everyone and people lying to them how fat is healthy and pretty , and the left is fullfiling all the and more

As a shitty comedian, let me state that's a shitty joke.

>guns aren't complicated
Exactly. That's why it's so astounding so many retards in congress don't know shit about guns and fall for the assault weapon meme.

At this point, I don't even understand what we're supposed to be debating. Gun control? We have gun control laws. Mental health? We have facilities to treat the mentally ill. Mental health and gun control at the same time? We don't allow mentally ill people or criminals to buy guns, that's part of gun control.

We're doing everything right and yet we still have people committing mass shootings that aren't gang/drug-related at a higher rate than any other country in the world.

At this point, we should just be saying "Look, we're doing all we can and we still have more mass shootings than any other country in the world. Why? We don't know why, go fuck yourselves."

and yet he'd still fat.

yeah
lets hear one of yours then

Me: Wanna hear a gay joke?
>You: Sure.
Me: Statistics on Aids.

>Goes to doctor about heart problems
>Doctor tells him to stop being a fat fuck
>'But I can't, it's the government's job to ensure my health. I can't be bothered trying to protect and ensure my health'
Probably a more accurate transcript of the conversation he had with the doctor.

Depends where you aim and your caliber, again.

HOWLING!

If he doesn't know anything about heart attacks, why does he know to go to a doctor?

I'm not a gun expert myself, but I know that if the government takes them away, the only thing that will be left to fight tyranny will be rocks and my 'vote.'

*heckels*
your mum is fat

This isn't my joke. I shamelessly stole it from this song
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*keeps hackling*
you suck breh