Hey sir, do you like Rock CD's

Hey sir, do you like Rock CD's

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The joke isn't funny with immortal lolis.

Yes, but my dad told me not to take stuff from strangers!

Only prog rock and psych rock.

Yeah just let me reach my hand int here and grab a few

This desu.

I actually prefer Trip-hop and Trance with a side of Demoscene young lass.

>CD's
Fucking pleb

I'm not falling for this again.

You got any Eurobeat?

What kind of music should I listen if I want to get my heart and mind closer to the pure beauty of the loli angels?

Reminder that Classic Rock is propaganda.
Don't listen to it and stay away from little girls.
Stay away from manholes and DO NOT walk around alone outside when it's dark.

>demoscene
My fucking nigger.

I'm sorry m-ma'am, I don't enjoy Rock. I would enjoy a copy of Fallout 4 though.

Go away Todd. I know it´s you.

>Fallout 4
Lolis will never hang out with you if you keep having such a pedestrian taste user.

If your dad was so cool he would have let you listen to his CDs

Okay, I'm coming down. All my friends are going to be so jealous when I show them my new Rock CD collection!

This isn't funny with actual anime characters. You should have put Anno down there asking if you want to see Eva 4.44

n-no I like you.

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it is safe to keep patting this loli? surely nothing bad can't happen, right?

I asked for loli angels user. This sounds like Lucifer is trying to steal my soul.

Very wise of your dad, user- very wise indeed. I, user, am Shinobu the vampire loli - and you are user! So now we know each other!

good, we know each other
suck my cock now

You need to listen to songs sung by lolis.
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HELP ME Sup Forums THE LOLIS CAPTURED ME AND TIED ME UP AND PUT MAKE UP ON ME AND NOW I CAN'T ESCAPE PLEASE SOMEBODY CALL 911 I'VE NEVER BEEN SO SCARED IN MY LIFE OH GOD I CAN HEAR THEM GIGGLING THEY ARE COMING BA-

You mean like in an underage orgy?

b-but i am a little shota and i don't like rock cd!

but she just said that she was a vampire, so she isn't underage.

s-so are you going to give me a rock CD or what

OH SHIT GUYS, SOMEBODY SAVE PENNYWISE! ANY VOLUNTEER THAT WANTS TO GO DOWN IN THE SEWER?

Oh yes user, they all get rock cds down here...and when you're down here with me....YOU'LL HEADPAT ME TOO

T-that wasn't part of the deal.

make me

>Pennywise was actually trying to protect men by killing lolis

How can you know the difference between a slut loli and a semen demon.

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My god....that hand is dangerously close to biting range.
She's literally the pennywise of anime

A slut loli can get her ass tamed.
A semen daemon get stronger the more times you creampie them.

follow the loli

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So what you are saying is that the only way to be sure is by cumming inside multiple times?

Well, it's not like you have a choice.

you need to check the underwear
now tell me, looking at this pic , who is the semen demon and who is the slut loli

pray she doesn't alter it further

Uh little girl there is something wrong with your teeth. You should get that checked.

w-what do you mean

Slut loli entices you; semen demon doesn't give you a choice.
Slut loli does it for fun; semen demon does it for sustenance.
Slut loli will leave you when she's bored; semen demon will leave you when you're dead.

THE LOLIS, THEY MAKE ME DANCE TO STUPID DENPA SONGS EVERY SINGLE DAY RELEASE ME FROM THIS TORTURE

Don't 'sir' me, I work for a living.
And rock is for Dads, I'm no dad.

I can't understand what this loli is trying to tell me, any suggestion?

Witch=Semen demon
Elementalist= Slut
Battlemage=Slut
Summoner=Semen demon
Striker=Slut
Grappler=Semen Demon
Nen master=Semen demon
Brawler=Semen demon
Ranger=Slut
Spitfire=Slut
Launcher=Slut
Mechanic=Semen demon

Did I got it right? If my years studying the loli habitat and observing their behavior taught me anything, it was that Semen demons pretend to be innocent, while sluts prefer to show off.
Semen demons hide in plain sight.

No fucking way this is in the movie. What the fuck did they turn IT into a comedy?

Well, he's called the Pennywise the dacing clown after all

You have any Dream theater or Jethro Tull?

No but I do enjoy dead vampires.

Excuse me Sup Forumsnon, is your refrigerator running?
It is?
YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT
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Get out of the military

Let's just say that you should give up your hopes of becoming a wizard.

>Dark side of the moon
Hey my favourite album, where're you going girl, come back

This time he might be biting on more than he can chew

try to catch me sir! tehehe

You promised rock CD's! Why am I in the back of this hot van! Let me go right now little girls!

>Why are loli vampires so dangerous?
From what I know so far, they are smaller than reg vampires so they can hide easier
They have little control over their blood lust and will try and feed often on men
They are bold and lack subtlety, which will lead to them attack men even in the open.
Their small bodies often confuse men which lets them drop their guard.

Get in the car onii-chan

>Why are loli vampires

They are vampires.

>Their small bodies often confuse men
This is true. I'm no lolicon, but whenever I see a loli vampire I get a boner and my heart starts to race, and I have no idea why.

*transforms into big titty vampire and eats you*

Guys we are saved! The police is here to give us an escort back home and all we have to do is handcuff ourselves and get in the trunk of the police car.

Awesome, can we play the disc while driving? Were are we going, by the way?

Nen>Mechanic>Spitfire>Elementalist>Grappler>Brawler>Rest

Whoa-oa here she comes. Watch out boy, she'll chew you up

>You look delicious user....

> tfw you don't like loli-vampires, think they all act generally the same, and reflexively roll your eyes during scenes about how awesome and powerful they are as well as intelligent and beautiful and...

They're like little female Edward Cullens.

I may lose my wizard powers, but being abused by lolis will surely make my soul ascend into heaven. So it's a good trade off

I do, but what are you doing down there?

B-back off, I'm loyal to my waifu.

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Reminder that she ate his dick

The movie is good, actually

So I heard but I'm not that good with Horror movies.

Sup Forums! ¡Sup Forums! A loli got me into a car and showed me her fanny!

Only the top 4 are actually lolis

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>cute maneater
Where? All I see is an ugly monster disguised as an old hag.

>ugly monster
>literally so perfect and beautiful that everyone she meets kills themselves

im sure it's fine, user

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>free beer
No such thing.

How do the lolis feel about this album?

this is my worst nightmare

Being a woman?

loli olev Yes

Why what is it about headpats that disable them?

Good.
You can't trust somebody who doesn't like yes.

Are lolis for mating press?

PLEASE can someone make a Shinobu edit of this?

Here on National Geographic, we spotted this poor man, he's headpatting for his very life.
He knows the second he stops, he will lose his arm, while the loli is just laughing at his feeble attempt to keep his limb.

This poor man is already dead.

The application of one's bio-electric field through directed contact with the cranium temporarily disrupts their neurology. This is why touching their heads produces immobilization while the increased charge and moving field from patting scrambles their brain waves to induce an altered state of bliss. Based on this, head to head contact or bringing the loli into proximity with one's heart (which produces it's own distinct EM field) would create stronger effects than hand to head contact.