This is Asuka, say something nice to her

This is Asuka, say something nice to her.

She loves Chads!

She won against Teh Rei.

No wonder Misato shot him.

Won? Rei was in love with Gendo and Asuka was in love with a Kaji Thundercock.

Dumb tsundere bitch

ASSuka za best girl.

come say that again you fat blob basement dweller doll lover, plz fucker

That's a nice collar she's wearing

It's called a choker, and it's what Shinji sent her into the NGE timeline with after he choked her in the prior one.

I wonder where the Manga, NGE and Rebuild fit into all of this.

Makes sense to me

Depends whether Shinji is getting better or worse at saving the world. Hopefully he's getting better at it, and manga comes after NGE. Fuck knows where Rebuild fits in, I haven't got a clue what's going on.

NGE is just a cycle of Shinji re-living his glory days.
He wants to be the hero pilot saving the world forever.

Shame he's shit at it.

This is what a high-performance EVA piloting body looks like.

I want to lift her up delicately by the waist. I think my hands would meet each other at the back and the front.
Oh and
> cheeky filename
Subtle. Very nice.

>I think my hands would meet each other at the back and the front.
Yeah, but that would be uncomfortable. You'd need to hook an arm around her waist and the other around her shoulders.

Or else do it bridal style.

She knows what she wants and she knows how to get it.

>She knows what she wants
Motherly affection?
>and she knows how to get it
Trying to prove herself worthy of being loved?

Haha, like how?

Rei resurrects, Rei wrecked Gendo's ass, gets back her real body that's crucified, became God - while Asuka rots in a ditch.

Basically Rei is fucking A-tier, while asuka is shit tier

The hilarious part is that Shinji is similarly proportioned to the rest of them, so there must be some truth to your words.
>NERV, we only accept girls and pansies as pilots

moot's choice

>moot
Literally who? Did we ask Hiro by the way? I wonder if the current proprietor of the site is a reifag.

I wanna lean down and kiss Asuka right on the cheek while her eyes are still closed and she's not expecting it.

For meme value.

I can only imagine the beating she would then administer.
Still worth it, though.

hiro is an asuka fag aswell

So the tradition is running strong. Good.

My girlfriend Asuka is so cute.

Newfag

>moot is a newfag
What did he mean by this?

She's a 95 lb girl, I'll just guard my eyes and junk and let her do her worst.
Push come to shove, I'll just hold her down and tickle her till she quits.

>I'll just hold her down and tickle her till she quits.
That's a lovely thought, but ... good luck.

That's just 2Dium, it doesn't really work like that in real life even if she's spent her whole life training.

>women kicking guys in the crotch doesn't work in real life
Believe me it does work exactly as advertised, especially when employed by hysterical yelling banshees.

She looks like a childhood friend of mine, but with a wig and a dress. I've always felt weird about Asuka.

Whats wrong with her head

>living the dream
You don't even appreciate it.

I thought Rei shot him?

Isn nettes Mädel.

She's a 14th dan black belt in tsundere martial arts

I masturbated to her shiny latex plugsuit when I was her age.

Me too, and I'm still doing it.

I'd bet ten bucks most of the posters here are angry, lonely women pretending to be basement dwellers.
I'd bet another hundred at least one person in the thread owns a plugsuit and can fit in it.

She is cute

"Something nice", Asuka

Rei

I like you just the way you are.

Have an upboat xDxDXD

...

>doll

AAAAAA

Kaji killed kaji

She has a thing about trains, too. And playgrounds. Dogs. Maybe clowns. Mister Rogers has a lot to piss her off with.

>moot is an asukafag
good taste

Wow, what a very grown-up looking watch.

You look very smug today.

What if I took all of Asuka's watermelon and ran away really fast? Would she die then?

It would be very painful for her emotional state and she would cry.

But then if I ran back to her with the watermelons and it turned out that I had only removed the seeds for her, would she feel silly then?

What if I held her afterwards?

Probably would involve shouting and punching.

Why is this character?

At least your panties weren't slutty.

The ones she wore to the windy carrier-deck where she planned to be upskirted 'accidentally'? No.

The ones she wore when she pulled this stunt?
Could easily have been something provocative which she plundered from Misato's pile.

please let her be happy... that's why I love re-take

She'll be happy in EoE.

"Anywhere can be heaven if you have the will to live."
- Yui "Foreshadow Shaped Like a Tit" Ikari

She's a big guy

Neither the character nor the writer can say, really.

Not even the elohim themselves could reforest and terraform that.

wdhmbt?

She's almost cute on this pic.

Your gonna live on far longer some of the people here.

Nice Su-33 you got there.

Asuka would spit on guys being "nice" to her to get into her panties.

I want to have a fun day with Asuka and hit on her occasionally to fuel her self-value

I like her personality in the fanfic 'Children of an Elder God'.

probably like this

Best

>sorry girls, all my spagetti spilled out of my pockets, causing you to slip

She's a good fuck

no

...

...

WHEN WILL HE LEARN?

She's very pretty but is hurting inside and needs to be loved.

>DFC
what

Guess that was just the name of the file when I downloaded it. Kind of misleading.

Does this actually have deeper meaning behind it, or is Shinji just being a typical virgin wuss?

Did she actually want Shinji to kiss her back?

Kill yourself. You are one of the worst ever girls, and your anime was awful.

>Did she actually want Shinji to kiss her back?
Arguably yes, but she's too conceited to say it.

>You are one of the worst ever girls
True.
>and your anime was awful.
Not true. It was flawed and deserves a good roasting, but it's not awful.

>That artwork

It's not weed, it's Loa Dust

I'm not Shinji.

Yeah, she made it pretty fucking clear in one of the DC episodes.
She desperately want attention.
She walks around him half naked
She shows off on a swimsuit and ask about her tits
She go ahead and ask for a kiss out of nowhere.
One might argue that is the scene where asuka loses hope on shinji, and start losing hope on herself.

And shinji still retarded enough to miss it. In EoE he shows a shitload of hypocrisy in the train segment about how "the girls being ambiguous" is the cause for his terrible life choices that resulted in him being alone.

She says when she admits defeat. She's speaking literally about losing to Shinji as a pilot, but it being Rei he's cheerfully talking with adds a thing.

How do I get this character as my girlfriend in real life?

Through dark rituals.

What is she thinking?

>Asuka: How do I get this anonymous poster as my boyfriend in real life?