It's Friday night and you're on Sup Forums

>it's Friday night and you're on Sup Forums

What went wrong?

You mean "What went right?"

I lost my legs back in nam

Fuck off, I work all week with people, this is my me time.

so are you, faggot

I'm getting head right now bitch.

I’m probably an asshole

stop beheading people

I hate being around people

Maybe I’m going out with friends tomorrow night

But I'm not. Me and my friend are smoking weed and browsing Sup Forums.

I'm at work. Someone has to work on Fridays.

Just got in from a car club meeting, it's 2am here

Drinking water, reading scripture and going to bed by 9 tonight.

>mfw retards burn their money and waste their lives and energy chasing vapid thots or getting drunk tonight only to wake up and question where their life is going so wrong when it's entirely their personal decisions.

grad school

You have to go back

>>>/cow/

MY FRIENDS ARE HERE!

i'm at work

I got kids dumbfuck.. doin my parental duties. And No! I do not want to goto the gay bar with you.

I stopped playing video games and now I exclusively rage about black people here

...

I got home from work early because there wasn't anymore work to do.

Nothing, just passing time in an overcrowded bus

Watching Lord of the Rings with my wife as our baby falls asleep
Couldn't be happier

Drank too much last night and wasted $60 at a bar. Don't feel like doing that again tonight

I stopped drinking alcohol and started spending more time working on projects.

my gf and all our friends are out partying while im stuck home cuz early work tomorrow.

Could be worse.

My first week, in two weeks off!
At this point Friday is meaningless.

> It's Friday night everywhere

My wife is being a cunt and kids wont sleep.

>what went wrong?
Wife and kids

Ayyyoooooo!!!

I'm a methamphetamine addict.

I'm at work, what's your excuse?

/trash/ dweller here,

Loudniggers aren’t allowed on Sup Forums either, now fuck off

I threw away half of my paycheck on fentanyl and alcohol.

wednesday.........no, thursday.....no, friday.....YAS! i can finally post it!

.35 cents deposited. thx.

I’m at work

...

Work went wrong. Fuck unrealistic deadlines.

Parents trained me to be a feminist. There is nothing women consider more disgusting than a feminist man that does the cleaning and cooking.

Literally broke up with my gf earlier today because it was cutting into my alone time. I have a stressful job, and I’m an introvert- I need to be alone to decompress.

It's currently Saturday in Vietnam. But yes, I was home alone on Friday night. Going out on the weekend is a personal choice, it's not a societal pressure.
sage

You have a point

I only go out on Sunday to look at kid girls.
Any pedos in here.

>girl I would play with near grandma's house eventually became one of my best friends
>when we were 15 we decided we were going to get married
>got our parents' blessings
>we lose our virginity to each other at 18
>wanted to start college together, move in and marry when we're ~24
>she died shortly after her 22nd birthday
>been depressed living day by day ever since
I've tried dating again but I just don't feel anything anymore so why bother

After a week of what I do for a living I want nothing more than to be fucking alone for a bit and not have to worry about what I'm doing the next day.

The people who think socializing is the "correct" way to spend free time have never really needed to be alone.

Heh

>what went wrong
What do you mean? I’m here on Sup Forums with all my friends! :)

Because there's a noreaster outside and I'm snowed in u slut. But watching the devils game with my parents so its comfy

>while browsing Sup Forums

I went wrong.

Kek, this is a leafpost I can get behind

Had me a 6-pack of beer while shitposting on Sup Forums and making some memes on the side. Not my usual friday but pretty /comfy/ if you ask me.

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this,

I’m drinking tomorrow for a party and I can’t do two days of boozing anymore. Plus kys not everyone wants to go out every Friday night just because. I actually like that I can spend the night in after 5 days of work

The girl I'm dating works Fridays and Saturdays in the evening. What else am I to do?

sorry user
live for her

Hey I am a huge introvert that really needs my alone time to recharge batteries, but nothing works as good as a nap with my gf... Maybe that's a good sign

That's why I can't have a gf. If I had some screaming harpy at home I would literally murder her.

You sure? Come on user it will be fun!

What are you doing on Sup Forums if the kids aren't asleep? Shouldn't you be playing with them or reading them a goodnight story or something?

That's why he couldn't be happier.

...

working from home, comfy.

We need to breed more children so they can run around on our street.

>Falling for the self-limiting introvert Meyers Briggs Jew.

I do only to see how crazy this world ends up

This. So much. I enjoy hanging out, but after a long day/work week I literally love nothing better than being able to sit down and not having to talk to anybody.

I'm a loser

It's worse than that, user.

>browsing Sup Forums on a Friday night
>stuffing face with pizza
>stuffing face with ice cream
>guzzling wine
>watching Ancient Aliens on History Channel
>plan to cry myself to sleep later

jokes on you, its saturday afternoon for me


>still alone though

Autistic son is awake almost every night, he’s 4 now and he has been like this for the last 3 years.

I want to die

...

>What went wrong?

Nothing, I just finished my work and just chilling now

Change it for her.

I wish we could.

Are you me? Do you plan to play vidya and skype tonight like I plan to?

I have an exam tomorrow so I'm staying in and studying

Government garnished my check. Fucking student loans. I think 2018 is going be equally bad as 2017.

helo frens

>What went wrong?
God failed.

>What went wrong?
nothing, just got back from a threesome and showering before going out to drink

All of that sounds awesome

It’s alright, this is just a beta test. He will get it right next time

Autism, I can't help it.

This is sadly what I do every friday

sorry for your loss user, as the other user said, you need to live for her. it's what she would've wanted

Your GF is 100% getting dicked down - literally dozens of people I knew have had girls who go out without them and all but one of them were cheated on in the end.

Enjoy getting cucked.

I have to be at work in 7 hours

Now he won’t sleep. Way to go

Nothing, about to shower and go out with friends

Oh. Pre-flood must've been the alpha

This is what Sup Forums does to you, everyone.

>wanta make america great again user?

You're the dick.

Exactly

I wonder how he will get rid of us this time?

It's our culture.
You wouldn't understand.

How? I honestly find it draining if I have to be around people constantly and I don’t get time to myself. I literally need at least 4-6 hours a day to be by myself or else I can’t function. It’s why we invented separate houses. Also, she was really dumb and we didn’t share that many interests