Vatican Miracle Examiner

Hitler's semen
Revival of the 3rd Reich
Abusive fathers in Africa
A pissed off snake
Monkey Magic
Retarded twin brother
Rainbow Jesus
Albino mole people
Counterfeit clown money
The Room of Death
Cocaine

All of this, and we still haven't found a single goddamn miracle. Perhaps today will be the day we finally encounter one.

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youtube.com/watch?v=k9bT0eDtQE8
ufile.io/bszmp
mixtape.moe/
my.mixtape.moe/wvchdy.ass
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

This show is the miracle.

You must have faith in the Lord, OP.

it's about the journey, not the destination

Saved for shinsekai yori threads.

Where did the find a plastic bag big enough for the monkey?

Lauren sent it to him, it was in the deus ex machina package.

Episode when?

In the preview there was something about his brother health. I bet if we will get a miracle, it would be about him.

Pray that subs will be on time.

10 minutes

UMA DELÍCIA

>it's not on time
Who would have guessed

>Amazon is late again for whatever reason

Nothing on Erai raws yet either.

I am ready for house of leaves

Prepare for double crying

Shouldn't HIDIVE have the new episode? Usually there's at least that if Amazon fails.

This is not a miracle.

Didn't expect Hiraga and Roberto's pasts to be linked together like this. I wonder if it's an anime original ending so that the plot doesn't feel too open-ended.

Thank you user I didn't think to check Ohys.

Bow your head and pray for subs user

>[DefinitelyNotMe] Vatican Kiseki Chousakan - 12 VOSTFR [720p].mkv

Time to learn French.

for some reason French subs are always out really soon. Sadly, french is also the only Romanic language I understand worse than the actual Japanese probably...

Mon amie d'ascendance judéo chrétienne, merci.

Weebooism is part of french culture.

Don't die thread, we haven't even gotten started yet.

They are linked in the books pastebin.com/giDeySfM

Even streaming websites don't have the episode yet. What gives? Do we have to wait til next week to see the conclusion?

Noticed that too.

>subs only in French
>TABARNAK

>in the end the true miracles were the words left behind by Roberto's dead husbando and the life of Hiraga's little brother
What the fuck I teared up a little.

This is so gay I have to pause it every few minutes.

Come on S2

I know right.
This might sound corny but I think leaving a bookmark on every book you liked so your husbando can read them after you die is unironically the most romantic shit ever. At least for me.

>expect trainwreck ending
>catch the feels train instead
I'm not complaining, but man

You forgot about killer Santa, the guy that made his waifu real with his mind, and Jew spies in the Vatican.

>all this crying

Fucking subs get out here.

God damn you all for the spoilers.

Anyway, didn't someone mention the bookmarks being foreshadowing a while ago?

Yes, but not in this show.

No... I meant the golden bookmarks. Maybe around ep.4-8.

So this is just a special dimension full of virginal nazi moms and cocaine rainbows?

Yes, it's a cocoon subdivised into multiple 3 dimensional worlds you can travel to and through with the help of fancy portal bookmarks. It has both a religious and a fujobait theme. It was made by the anisotropic being dani-El Burowne.

>Roberto produces lactose free milk from his tear ducts
I found the miracle.

>"milk"

Where the fuck is the subs? I need my Christian anime

Is this what the lactating homo meme I have heard so much of is about?

>Roberto is an omega

Nah if anyone is an omega it's the blond priest who lactates sparkles everywhere and seduces POCs (priests of color) for a hobby.

Ok

HOLY SHIT EVERY TIME I SEE THIS WORD I THINK OF MURR'S PUNISHMENT FROM IMPRACTICAL JOKERS WHEN HIS MOUTH GETS ALL NUMBED UP AND HE HAS TO EAT AND TALK

youtube.com/watch?v=k9bT0eDtQE8

Subs when? Fucking Amazon.

SOPA DE MACACO?

This was the second coming of FLAMWENCO that I've always pray for. Amen.

Season 2 please.

Book 4
>Hiraga kidnapped by a cult
Book 5
>Vampires
Book 6
>MURRICA

We need S2. The world needs S2.

I love you.

This is the first time I've ever considered supporting a series by buying their overpriced DVDs. The ride was just too much fun to end here.

Let us pray.

I'm going to buy keychains and shit in April but please, bring the books over in Egnlish or something.

Prayer circle for S2

Cheaper to buy the novels with a proxy and add to the sales figure boost. I'm collecting a few straps and badges.

I knew learning French wasn't in vain.

Hello, MSPaint user.

Sup

If only we were all as smart as Roberto we would still be waiting for subs oh wait on the few he doesn't know is Japanese

Duly noted, thanks.

Eh, it kinda blew up his load too early.

You don't say

How fucking thirsty is Roberto and will he ever get to drink?

Oh putain.

Any French anons want to greentext the plot for those of us who can't wait?

Testaments?

I got tired of waiting and dropped the french srt into FR>ENG google translate, here's the file
ufile.io/bszmp
It is what it is, until we get better subs.

Reincarnation?

He drinks in Hiraga's eyes every day.

Hiraga is an encyclopedia nii-chan.

Jesus what is that site? Use mixtape.moe/ next time please.

They are bad news.

>mixtape.moe/

it's first thing I found on google. It's not like I share sub files on a daily basis. But here.
my.mixtape.moe/wvchdy.ass

Spooky shit.

Ryota must be full of useless factoids at this point.

Being Hiraga is suffering.

>living in an institution filled with patients ailed with incurable diseases
>watching everyone around you die
>you know exactly who is going to die

Being Ryouta is even more suffering.

>"I'm another you from the future"
What?

I think it's romantic as fuck too.

Are you trying to make us all gay Satan? Someone call Vatican.

Josef #1 died and became Josef #2's little brother?

wat

This looks something like right out of a romantic movie.

Not really. You're just projecting.

It's love

>"Can't talk to people? Lol, just talk to the books."
So he's the reason why Roberto became booksexual.

It's the French subs.

Allons un peu de retenue, ceci est un thread chrétien.

What do you want to know?
Basically Ryota sees the 3 biblical magi (or are they) very early who keep telling him he's going to die. Also he really likes his brother.
He has a dream that convinces him god is gonna take his mother in his stead so he tries to convince them to take him in her stead but of course that doesn't fly and she dies. Also he feels guilty for not telling Hiraga about their mother being ill. Even though it was at her own request because she didn't want to disturb his studies.
Then he has an existential crisis on the meaningless of life and Hiraga comforts him. Then he swears never to tell anyone about the three creeps who keep following him around because he doesn't want to be a burden.
Then he goes to the hospital for sick children and they all keep dying around him one by one. He starts thinking maybe his purpose in life is to pray for those poor souls.
Then against all odds he lucks out on a good hurt comfort fanfiction at the library.

Still no subs? This is not very Christian

I guess we'll have to go over important book passages in the meantime.

>In the middle of the room, other than Archbishop Saul, was a young, handsome Japanese man. His name was Hiraga Josef Kou. Roberto’s close friend.
>His body was slender and dainty like a young woman’s. His fair Japanese skin and straight black hair were exotic. His large, almond-shaped eyes were covered by his long eyelashes, and the bridge of his nose was high and thin. His lips were unexpectedly sexy and sensual.
>Roberto loved Hiraga as if he were the most beautiful work of art.
>When Roberto looked at Hiraga’s face he felt his tension ease, and with a soft smile, he walked to Hiraga’s side.

The mysteries are truly only there to reveal the thirst they have for each other.

I'm starting to think the Catholic priests should kiss.

Only now?

You got me. I've thought this since the end of episode 4.

I was worried for you user. Have some rainbows.

These two have more of a domestic relationship than many actually married couples. I'd bet half the Vatican thinks they are doing it regardless of if they are.

So are you all girls or fags?

Did you just assume my gender and my sexual orientation?