You have the Death Note, just one problem, the first human you have to kill is this guy

You have the Death Note, just one problem, the first human you have to kill is this guy.
Now what is his real name?

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Stan

I haven't watched that shit in 7 years, die.

Nagaru Tanigawa

That's why you got to buy the eyes as well.

John Smith

kyon

George bush

God

Koizumi's Lover

I wouldn't kill Kyon.

Denwa, Kyon

Haruhi Suzumiya.

What if i just murder him, without the death note? Then I'd get to keep it right?

Try killing his sister, it's even harder.

KYON KUN DENWA

You just get a new target if you didn't kill him via Death Note.
This is the replacement, what is her real name?

>kill him
>the universe implodes because you murdered god's bf
I mean keeping the death note would be kinda moot at that point anyway

so what happens if you write haruhi in the death note

Kira Yoshikage

What's his name again?

Bang Ding Ow

>try to kill kyon/haruhi
>because haruhi doesnt want to die herself nor kyon she will try to will the universe to not like kyon/herself die from a heartattack
>reality breaks as the death gods and god clash as concepts

See See

Shitsu

Why did his imouto keep saying Kyon Kundenwa. We know who Kyon is but who is this Kyon Kundenwa? Is it perhaps the reason they were stuck in the time loop? How many layers was Tanigawa on when he wrote this shit.

fuck both of you

Kill Ryouko and make her write Kyon's name before dying.

Force people to tell him "You are cursed, as long as you are alive people near you will die" before getting an heart attack.
He won't last long before an heroing.