Based Chris Pratt

>Loves Jesus
>Loves America
>Calls out pedowood for what it is
>Accomplishing the 14 words
>Makes fun dinosaur movies

You should all look to him as a role model.
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Didn't know he was a Christian... source on that one?

Cool guy, but he divorced his wife who stuck with him when he was a nobody. According to blind items he hates fags so he's got that going for him.

he sent prayers to kevin smith and got shit on by libs for it

he is also a proud hunter

>cheats on his wife with Jennifer Lawrence

He and a couple of his buds erected a giant wooden cross on his property. He's as god-fearing as they come.

christianity is jewish poison, dude has sucked multiple jewish weiners in hollywood to be where he is

this is a positive by the way

cool guy, liked every role he played

No, atheism and neo-paganism are Jewish poison designed to weaken Christianity

I guess a few denominations of Christianity could be called Jewish poison, but definitely not all

He's a gunnut tho, someone really needs to call him out on it.

Jennifer Lawrence is ugly, so no, not positive.

W..was he supposed to send Satanic incantations?

t. Rabbi Shekelgruber

Why are you posting an article of a Jew expounding on the Bible, when the Bible is clear that Jews are physically incapable of understanding the Bible and only lie and lie?

Interesting.

He speaks really good German

>muh bibble
Man they duped you good

Whats funny is the jews hate but need him. He is the least soy actor in hollywood, they need some guy like that to do their roles so the girls can get hot and bothered by him (im one of them)

but hes white. that wont do they need a big nigger bull to make da whyte wimminz want to race mix

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>Makes fun (of?) dinosaur movies
what are you referring to

he does?

>has children with Anna Faris
What a goddamn waste. He should get it on with Taylor Swift.

Hollywood celebrates Satan and the Beast. Involving yourself with sin is just as bad as being in sin.

I like Anna Faris, wtf? She's good breeding

Daily reminder to all you NEETs that chadness is achievable with hard work

didn't he cheat on her with JLaw?

Jurassic park you fucking retard

>hard work
you mean being a millionaire without a work schedule and a paid fitness trainer and nutritionist? Roids too.

I doubt you need all that just to be healthy and active, your schedule isn't too crazy either given the fact that you browse Sup Forums

i second this. just a plain jane with hollywood caliber makeup artists

Anyone that thinks any leading man in Hollywood doesn't have access to top-tier HGH and/or synth Test is either delusional or shitposting.

Not Pratt. Not Evans. Not Hemsworth. Not RDJ. Not Sly. Not Arnold. Not Vin. Not Dwayne. Not Goose. Not Jackman. Not Cruise. Not Statham. Not Bale.

Literally the only leading man in Hollywood right now that could POSSIBLY be natty is Keanu Reeves and that's because his roles aren't "Giant pile of muscle with eyes ragdolling guys on screen for 2 hours".

>hard work
Yeah I'm sure sleeping in every day, a personal nutritionist and physical trainer, and a private gym have nothing at all to do with his gains

That's right goy, only rich Americans have agency over their minds and bodies.

But I want more giant muscle men and far fewer soy men in Hollywood. Soy men are pathetic and give me a feeling of disgust when I see them

And? How does that excuse you?

Nigger do you really think 44 year old Christian Bale can do the body transformation shit he's done without enough gear to kill a fucking bull elephant?

Hollywood leading men are geared the fuck up and it's blatant to anyone that's ever spent more than 18 months in the gym. Even with absolute unshakable iron discipline on meal prep and caloric intake combined with hypertrophic-forcing sets you are not going to make gains anywhere near even something along the lines of what Pratt did between P&R and GotG/Jurassic World.

Let alone the 25-35kg of pure muscle mass someone like Bale routinely gains/drops for roles.

Also unless your still in your teens, sleeping is overrated. The 8h a day is a meme, all you need is 2-3 hours. You can train to reach REM faster

I'm not making excuses. I'm watching Sup Forumsfaggots shitpost about things that /fit/ sees every fresh retard from /r9k/ trying to "change themselves" thinks they can do. You aren't going to get the gains you see guys in Hollywood routinely get without gear. Plain and simple.

You can get in good shape, you can drop that extra weight, you can gain definition and vascularity. But you will not look like Pratt, Hemsworth, TDK Bale or Jackman without gear. Ever.

HAHAHAHAAHA
Everyone, laugh at this pathetic excuse for a man!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Keep making excuses for your shortcomings bby

No I don't think Bale's natty. I was mostly reacting to "without a work schedule"

>neo-paganism

Why such a specific attack on paganism?

That was supremely jewy of you. My radar won't stop pinging.

his son looks like a mutt

I'm not rich

He has Christian Rock Gospel songs on his Instagram videos.

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>"What a beautiful creation over which we’ve been given the responsibility of stewardship. The song is “Chain Breaker” by Zach Williams. I didn’t get his permission to use it. Hope that’s alright. Big fan Zach. Please don’t sue me for all my sheep."

Schedule your non-work time.

That's literally all there is to it.

You're also not a man

To add to this.. even if you try to get your hands on gear to push that extra mile.. you're still going to lack 2 things that those Hollywood leading men have.

1) Someone handling your meal prep and watching your caloric intake like a fucking hawk. Most of them don't take cheat days. Your average guy doesn't have the discipline required to maintain a proper diet. That's why actors pay someone to do it for them.

2) A personal trainer. Your average Joe, even with research, is still going to make mistakes. Improper weight, improper number of reps, insufficient or too much downtime for muscle groups between workouts. Improper form that leaves out certain muscle groups.

This disregards the likely fact that the HGH/Test they get their hands on won't be anywhere fucking near the quality of the stuff Bale or Pratt or Hemsworth uses.

>mad about niggers taking his women
>he's excuse for being a soyboy is "I'm not rich"
The absolute state of this board

>sweden

i like him
he seems like a nice guy
not like the rest of the poison merchants in hollyweird

Becuase paganism doesnt exist, what is practiced today is a complete fabrication using refrences from the past to lend it credibility and a sense of "old world mystique." In reality its nothing more than an excuse to pretend you are special and outside the norm while rebelling against what you view as your parent's or the establishment's religion. Combined with pagans doing the exact same "only attack christianity while claiming to be beyond all religions" that earned atheists ridicule, its almost blatantly obvious that its just an attempt at rebranding to attack christianity by (((them))) while remaining under the radar of your typical "white nationalist" retard who only has a cursory knowledge of viking culture but so long as Odin and Thor get brought up it must be true white European culture.

greco roman mythos is native to europe, christ cuckery is native to the middle east

not a nordic fag, so fuck off

He's was married to Anna Faris. Jennifer Lawrence is an upgrade.

>being this deluded

>Divorced his wife
Into the trash.

you managed to become a slob soy in Eastern Europe?