Since most of this board is AnCap you did buy a Gold Police Subscription right?

Since most of this board is AnCap you did buy a Gold Police Subscription right?

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we should pull all police out of Detroit and wall it off

That is basically Mafia tier

>Since most of this board is AnCap
How did you figure that out?
>Andcrap is a tier poorly forced meme

What kind of ancap would voluntarily pay more for a public service?

Well police are racist so that would improve Detroit.

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I agree. Detroit has reached the point where it's too gone to fix so just wall it off.

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If we already had Ancapistan we could recreationally nuke it.

Cops are too busy with asset forfeture to do their job, yo.

Well if you just pay them more money they won't take your money.

>few thousand bucks
isn't that all the profit that business makes after having half their property shoplifted anyways? Its not like some bullshit 'green partner' program is going to instantaneously make the population less of a shit, thieving population.

dont american gangs do the protection racket? or do they just sell hard drugs to each other and shoot each other over nursery rhymes?

literally extortion at this point

Why shouldn't people who pay more get better service?

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>Why shouldn't people who pay more get better service?

it's not even about "Better Service" at this point, it's about any service at all.

Also, a good majority of cops are criminals, anyway.

wtf i live in detroit and never heard of this. i think it's a nothing burger.

the cops here are all black....

Even the black cops are racist.

>police are now charging money for "protection"
wow that's dark
i hope those storeowners aren't still paying taxes

Wouldn't it be cheaper to just arrest all blacks within in a two block radius?

the first was actual gangs back in the day, mafia and stuff.

Now its just nigs nogging. they don't know what the word racket even means

The prisons aren't large enough for that.

> not carrying your own firearm

Defending yourself with a gun is illegal.

> wouldn't it be cheaper to just liquidate all the blacks within a two thousand mile radius

ftfy

Why should they get tax funding if they're charging protection money?

And this is why I don't Trump and his friends getting his hands on the NHS.

don't tell that to me because i don't give a fuck

Ever since they got that new white mayor in, Detroit is actually getting better, much to the nigger's dismay.

The Detroit PD is underfunded. Also, I don't think you quite understand how expensive it is to Police a city with a black majority.

thats not legislation. thats some jew writing an article.

>most
kys

>a board that supports trump's steel tariffs
>ancap

inb4 pic related

Why don’t they do a prison reality show, like death race, or hunger games?

Blacks will get to be prison-famous and you can reduce the prison population at the same time.

ACUTE NIGGER PROBLEM LOCATED.

>you will see Pinkertons become a thing again in your lifetime

it's not racketeering when the government does it, ya silly goy

>blacks cant be racist
You really are from Detroit

That's classic pilpul.

Tell you what though, we can settle this the old fashioned way. I have a right to keep and bear arms, given to me by God. If you believe I do not you're free to swing by and try to deprive me of this right and we can let nature take its course.

The real Achilles heel of your position is you are a thumb sucking faggot and I'm ready and willing to kill communists until my dying breath before giving up any of my liberties.

>Given to me by God
>2018
>Still believing in magic sky men
Wow

Policing is a limited resource like everything else.
>Company A buys gold police protection
>Company B chooses not to buy the gold package and stays with the standard
>Company A is robbed, police arrive promptly
>Company B is robbed, police arrive promptly
>Companies A and B are robbed at the same time, police arrive at A first
There is nothing wrong with this. Businesses that pay for extra protection are also subsidizing the businesses that do not, granting them access to better police practices.

>doc wagon soon.
We shadowrun now.

>nice shop you have here.... shame if something were to happen to it...

Welcome to the free market.
It sure would be terrible if some thugs bashed in your front window.

No. The mafia would be much more effective.

>all those 80s distopian comics about paid police come true

FUCK YES.

Ya think they have a code word or a special phone number? like 912

Can't wait till the niggers riot and destroy the police department over this headline.

They have a special response center that monitors them 24 hours a day, so they don't even have to call the police.

at this point you'd be better off hiring the mafia to protect your business. the police are fucking incompetent.

>baby's first realization of what the state really is

As long as the police still service every business it is fine. Gold level owners will just get preferential treatment in the event all police resources are tapped.

Where do you think the mafia got the idea from

>in the event all police resources are tapped.
which is all day long in detroit

The Detroit PD owned and operated by the OCP (Omni Consumer Products) mega-corporation.

Robot Cops soon.

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privatize it

I fully support selling Detroit to the Japanese.

Well maybe if more businesses chipped in, they could afford more cops. Or better yet, they should just leave. Maybe elect more democrats to fix the city.

Leaving an area because of crime is racist.

maybe his god lives under ground

you ever think about that?

Tfw no God to show me his cool underground arcade and secret agent army