Anyone else keep checking their ancestry result in the hope that it'll change?
Cameron Fisher
posters there talking about their stories of pissing themselves when they're blind drunk the other day, frequent posts about how to control withdrawals and shakes from alcohol addiction.
if you genuinely want to read shit thats more depressing than brit/pol/ try al/ck/
Benjamin Rivera
You've never pissed yourself drunk? What a poof
Parker Campbell
Starting buy buns
Christopher Scott
Start buying guns.
Kevin Scott
no because the most offensive part of the results was how Irish i was, the rest GB and Scandiavian
what results did you get lad?
Brandon Sanders
shit i fucked the spelling
Owen Phillips
holy fuck that quote is even stupider than "if you fight your enemies they win"
Jayden Jackson
>eddie still wets the bed >in his kia
Kayden Roberts
never, go and post there eddie, you'll fit right in, make sure you explain yourself in full to them.
Do you ever get WDs from alcohol?
Justin Brooks
The butthurt is going to be epic. MSM already revving up the "new fascists" narrative.
Michael Edwards
whys it in the cooking section?
Angel Baker
Lol you faggots are so sheltered
Oliver Wilson
44% British 12% Iberian Peninsula 9% Europe South 9% Ireland/Scotland/Wales 9% Scandinavia 8% Europe West 5% Finnish/NW Russian 2% European Jewish
Brandon Perez
no idea, its been there for years apparantley, the mods never do anything about it.
There was a guy a couple days back on there telling anons how he drank hand sanitizer to get rid of the alcohol shakes until his next drink. The posts can get genuinely grim.
Aiden Kelly
fight the wall? is this some 350 degrees shit?
Owen Mitchell
OOH OOOOOH
JEREMY CORBYN
Nathaniel Roberts
i'll take that as a yes, go in the thread and introduce yourself, you will have seen some shit drinking wise when in the military >Hi im Eddie, I live in a kia, subsist on limes and alcohol because of titsnek. I piss myself when drunk and get WDs when im sober
ill introduce you on there if you're too shy.
How many units you drink a week m8?
Nathaniel Thomas
I don't think you messed up the spelling. In fact I rather think you did that on purpose sonny jim.
Camden Mitchell
good stuff, yeh smackheads do that stuff usually mix it with milk
Ayden Wood
No but I shit myself while puking into a plastic bag once
Levi Bailey
reminder the plague was spread around europe on merchant ships and was the source of the phrase 'poisoning the well' who could do such a thing
Joseph Bailey
>tfw no reply
Wyatt Martin
(((Merchant ships)))
Cooper Edwards
Got smashed by myself last night and as I took a shit this morning I suddenly had to puke. Luckily have one of those toilet + shower-bath units so I puked into the bathtub while simultaneously shitting.
Carter Bell
I keep 4ltr casks of goon at hand at all times $14 a pop, lasts me a day then gets me out of bed to get more. where I live the cheapest vodka or whiskey is $25 for 750ml and one of those would last me about 2 or 3 hours so I cant really afford it. >> Anonymous 03/03/18(Sat)19:28:30 No.10232083▶ File: 27f7b775ec2cfe7662b5ad4d1(...).jpg (192 KB, 449x666) 192 KB did you engage in anal sex with said bitch?
>3 hours and you've got 28 units down the hatch? I'd be fucked.
Kayden Hernandez
Are you upset about being 2%? rest of it doesnt seem too bad, the
Jacob Watson
You must be British
Ian Ramirez
I don't have withdrawal and I drink less at sea
Noah Peterson
>Back in black: UK in current budget surplus as IMF says Osborne was right to cut spending
Isn't it funny,
When I came here 17 years ago and said I wanted to lead Britain into austerity and cut spending to get Britain back to surplus, you all laughed at me.
Well you're not laughing now.
Ian Diaz
do you ever go to the coffeeshop and get stoned as hell? Or do the dutch view it as a degenerate thing to do? I know how judgemental the Dutch can be, moreso than the British.
Grayson Howard
A little bit, it's more due to how much of a Euromutt I am. My dad also did the test and got like mostly British with a little bit of Iberian and Irish.
Charles Baker
thats good, do you drink less in the car because you have more pissbottles to hand?
Nathan Bailey
Eddie touched me in his car, his hairy hands on my bra Eddie Eddie you've gone too far, let me out of your smelly car Get off my bra and stop these capers, they're only filled with tissue papers Eddie Eddie release this lock, you've torn my knickers and bruised my cock
John Torres
the (((merchants)))?
Jaxson Robinson
How's Brexit going lads?
Liam Perry
I bet he wasn't laughing when a fucking moped thief slammed him into the floor.
Logan Harris
I've been drinking heavily for 5+ years and I still don't get withdrawals.
Mason Moore
ur a cheeky cunt u m8
Angel Ramirez
everyone in Britain has euro genes its not rare, esp Western European, and the dutch are mostly responsible for that.
What really gets me is the Irish results, doesnt surprise me, but id rather have western european than irish.
Michael Hughes
Based Pissbottle Eddie.
David Brown
Just curious how it's perceived within the UK. I supported Brexit for thee, just not for me, just so you know.
Luke Hernandez
how many units a week?
Oliver Murphy
Fine, as long as the bogtrotters dont find out about our plans for a hard border with eire were sorted.
Carson Hill
its going fine, the real negotiations havent even started yet so theres nothing really to report on that front. Media hysteria is just that, they dont know what the fuck is going on long term, they just react to what will sell the most newspapers.
Isaac Wright
Awesome! A true monster
Christian Russell
Fine, how's yourself.
Easton Hughes
Why am I seeing brit/pol/ images in the /ck/ pisshead thread? Leave them alone, they have woes enough
Luis Perry
I don't piss in bottles
Samuel Clark
Sadly yes. It wasnt a fluke of nature
Charles Cox
God I hope Trump rips a new one out of the EU with his trade war.
> It will make Brexit all the more needed and necessary, a hard Brexit even, to get the UK away from the EU's command to get involved.
USA USA USA USA MAGA!
Colton Morris
Do you actually count your units?
There ain't going to be no hard border. I'm sorry but no matter how you cut it, the question has to be whether England wants to snub the Irish (hard border) or the 26 other countries of Europe (hard Brexit). Trying to have the cake and eat it won't work this time.
Bentley Gonzalez
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Jack Rivera
Well at first it was mainly beer and hard cider, then I started drinking alot of vodka, but then my bennies got cut so I started drinking hard cider again.
At the moment I drink a bottle of Frosty Jacks most days so on an average week I'll have about 112.5 units a week.
Thomas Miller
pouring a drink is cooking
Hudson James
Can't you get arresting for pissing in public tho?
Isaiah Russell
Nope, it's got to be a smart border, a new Tec border. If we can pull that off. The EU will shit it's self. A border with checks that's just as quick as no border.
James Adams
>Just curious how it's perceived within the UK
I've kinda stopped taking a major interest in it 2bh, it's just a cluster fuck of May dithering away, EU dragging their feet, ex-PM's trying to sabotage it. and only 12 months or left of the purported leave date and practically nothing has progressed other than countless commons/lords votes
Austin Jenkins
>mfw people introducing Eddie to the /alck/ thread
Please fucking post there, Eddie, you'll make me a real happy chappy.
Jaxon Garcia
Hard stuff is bad for you lad, it's easy to get black out drunk on. Stick to fortified wine at the most.
Andrew King
Yeah it keeps me on track, only drink one night a week tho
I used todrink Frostys in uni, found a place that did cans of em, I found as long it was just below freezing temp, it didnt taste too bad
nothing wrong with a bit of cheeky crossboard colonisation m8, they'll just have to toughen up
Easton Baker
You mean you dont get to them in time?
Rock and a hard place. To keep the soft border the EU insists NI remains in the customs union etc and NI loyalist will go bananas. If not its hard border time and we breach the GFA. Either way some species of mick will chimp out.
Daniel Phillips
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Dominic Bennett
I stayed in the thread for one day and it was the most depressing thing ever Not as bad as the headless torso anime porn general some user linked
David Jones
>I don't piss in bottles
you should piss in balloons mate
Joseph Howard
frosty jacks?
Jeremiah Walker
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Austin Cook
>he doesnt piss in the sink
Lucas Sullivan
Eh, if you lot were as smart as you think you are, you'd give NI the soft border and use it as an excuse to buff up its economy to the point you can offload a fuckton of black and tans on it, who'd only vote depending on what bennies number 10 could give them. I don't think the Unionists have the foresight to do that though, and I don't think the elite in LONDON care enough to keep any part of UK territory, however illicit, "British" in any respect.
Grayson Harris
Isn't it funny?!
Hunter Ramirez
I mix it with lemonade these days.
The old Buckys, eh? I'm in England but there's actually a shop round here that sells it, I drank two bottles in one day and had the worst hangover of my life for two days.
Red wine is a motherfucker.
Caleb Ward
Hello WN
Grayson Martinez
theres a few ANGRY ex Squaddies going ..CHANGE this Nation .. For better. bit of a hint .. lol
this.. Just listen as anony ... I been here as a Mod an jan . then I created Britpol here .. be anony ok .. Be Good anony .. ok ..?
Adrian Cooper
Guidelines for East Sussex schools.
If I were 14 again I'd identify as a girl.
Jaxson Harris
sometimes when i'm in bed and need a piss and can't be bothered going the toilet I piss in an old lampshade I have and empty it the next, sometimes I forget though and it develops "cultures"
Leo Ortiz
True. Its a sad time when it seems the ones who care most about the crown, british territory, and tradition etc are the Irish loyalists.
Eli Martin
LARPing ..even FBI laff it .. lol you 12 yo in new yark basement .lol
Juan Jones
Dancing Queen
Jaxson Robinson
yeah. The only time ive ever been fightey whilst drunk was after about 9 cans of that and some shots
It is genuinely depressing, there was a guy last week who posted about getting visited by imaginary gnomes who would visit berate him when he would get drunk, it sounded proper messed up
Thomas Sanders
>the crown, british territory, and tradition etc
Nationalism is a mistake.
Sebastian Nelson
That was a month ago after a half bottle of scotch and a bottle of rum. It wasn't normal circumstances
>back against the wall >turn around and fight 360 degrees and walk away??
Christian Hall
SORT NO ANNON or I doxx the fuck outa you ok .. thats a promise ok
Asher Walker
Did you drink the piss to try get your buzz going again?
Xavier Sanchez
Get out
Yeah I read that one. Alcohols a fucker. Smack withdrawals wont kill, but drink ones can
Joseph Moore
I'm sending these to Kensington Palace as wedding presents for the happy couple.
James Taylor
Wtf is wrong with IPA?
Hudson Cooper
excellent film i'm in your basement chief
Sebastian Price
Buckfast is easy to get fucked up on because it's got caffeine and god knows what uppers in it to make you alert despite the usual effects of alcohol (especially hoppy beer). Stick to one bottle and you'll be on top of the world, compared to the normal beer (dampener) or vodka/spirits/wine (neutral).
What an absolute lark. >every boy in the school turns "tranny"
Charles Martinez
This website is a cesspool of shit, and we're only the tip of it
Landon Powell
lolllllllll
Kevin Torres
Shit the BBC are legit showing a BLACKED scene on Troy
