Why are anime vampires always cute and blonde?

Why are anime vampires always cute and blonde?

You forgot Seras. 0/10

reminder that Dio did nothing wrong, he was just a victim of circumstance

They are also very smug.

Blonde characters are evil.

We are all 'victims' of hard determinism in life.

Subliminal messages because in japan being blonde or foreign makes you evil.

Is Dumbpire the stupidest vampire in anime?

If not, they're a braindead bimbo

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I don't know if this is true but isn't the idea of "vampire" a European thing? If it is, mix that with how japs think all euros are blond.

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Aren't vampires from Romania?

So Shinobu lives in Romania?
I should go there

>be given chance at a wonderful life as the adopted son of a wealthy nobeman after living in squalor with a drunken abusive father
>upon arrival immediately assault the wealthy man's son' dog. for no reason

Truly did nothing wrong

>I (deliberately) reject my humanity Jojo!

If she lives anywhere, I can only assume she lives in Romania

To bait underages better.

Yes. They are therefore slavs. And we all know what that means.

they're also cool beauties

all the real vampires work in banks.

>Romania
>slav
educate yourself burger

Blood banks

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I might have misled you on the Romania

I remember at least two different blonde slav girls I used to know

Or maybe only one was blonde

I really can't remember my memories of my childhood are very vague

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The Chinese have a kind of vampire, but it doesn't get referenced a lot.

The blonde hair could also be a part of vampires traditionally having very pale skin.

They sure are

Who knows?

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Vampires are supposed to be alluring, and anime girls are cute in general. They're also supposed to be foreign and in Japan foreign = blonde.

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the alternative is never getting translations.

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Akira & Mina

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Shame the game is going to be shit.

>Why is this powerful being depicted as aryan
Really guys. We all know why they do that.

reminder HEE HEE HEE best girl

Is this a Vampire or a Zombie?

Because they're supposed to be beautiful

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Because vampires are supposed to become bloated with blood after feeding much like aryan becoming bloated with burgers after visit to mcdonalds?

Foreigners

you forgot 3 others
touhou flandre
Dance in the Vampire Bund
and best girl sendou Erika

Zombire

Sorry brownie I wasn't trying to make you feel bad.

This is a whole family of vampires. Say something nice to them.

vampire+zombie=shiki

The puppet was supposed to sound like Mr Garrison, but the anime fucked it up.

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The cutest

>Karin was 12 years ago

cute!!!1

Aryan masterrace.

Cute!!

Manga was a million times better.

That wasn't a bad read.

I wonder how short it'll be before every student in her school knows she's a vampire.

Because vampires are a European thing

Aw yeah I love Vampire threads. I want to become a mindless undead slave!

Can loli vampires become pregnant?

Of course

I know pretend vampires can!

Technically it's the pillar men who were at fault to begin with. Had they not created the mask,Dio would have turned himself in and life would have been normal.

HNNGHH

Dio was a full blown psychopath either way.

Well he be sent to a psycho ward anyway. In fact, i don't think he would've been influenced by it in the first place.

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Because cute.

I love this cute blonde vampire girl!

She's comparable to Freddie.

Mercury?

Nice tits.

can't forget about yupiel

He said cute.

I'm not even a lolicon and I like Yupiel.

she is cute

You can't forget smug of that level.

he was already twisted by that point. also imagine having such a shit life and then seeing this richfag with no care win the world.

Speedwagon had about the same shitty life, maybe even worse since he was still dirt poor when he was a young adult and STILL took the opportunity life gave him, became an outstanding member of society and even lived the amercian dream while helping the Joestar family for generations. Dio has no excuse.

And even saying he was twisted by that point, what was Jonathan supposed to do? just leave him be?

Who knows what type of parents Speedwagon had or what dirty things dio had to do.
>what was Jonathan supposed to do?
give him a mid level job and keep him away from his family. therapy was not really an option back then. There is a refeeding syndrome even with wealth and warmth.

>but isn't the idea of "vampire" a European thing?
No, it's a worldwide thing...

I will always love arc. Just as I will always love every vampire girl.

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Yes globalist-kun, we know the idea of blood-sucking undead exist in many cultures. "Vampire" however is slavshit.

Only the word "vampire" itself is of Slavic origin, but if you want to dig deeper similar creatures existed in Ancient Greek tales already.

Hellsing Alucard is only cute, in some of his forms at least.

They're blonde because that is the indicator for "western" since they are often European in origin

best vampire

Getting naked with Vampy!

this is true, OP

Some vampires are not very smart.

Anime needs more vampires

vampire butt

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Hikari is dumb

B-utt N-aked V-ampire.

This doesn't make sense, everyone knows Aryans are blood bags for Anglos.

If anything, the powerful vampiric being should be depicted as a beady-eyed tea-drinker hell bent on exterminating civilizations, not a blonde little girl that will most likely end up dead in dresden.

Araki got it right with Dio, the true anglo legend.

Someone give this child a napkin